Healix

I once dreamed that I was choking on a giant marshmallow...when I woke up, my pillow was missing...

it isn't the size of the stickshift, it's how easily it slides into high gear

*hands a flower to Khel* wow, Khel..I love your threads! The bellbottoms and toe rings are happening, baby!

breakfast! now!

Younger guys may be frisky, but older men have more experience.

she ironed the wrinkles out of my skin and I shaved off her beard. We both left the circus and started a business together. And then...

New Balance vs Addidas

Wears hot pink, loves to lay in the sun and always wears gloves

*applies Cannon Balm to towel burns...is extra gentle around 'those' places*

CAUTION: Avoid contact with face, eyes, and broken skin. Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

TPAM is misunderstood

OOOOOOOO my tee shirt is WET!!!

Mercy Island 12 (-1)
Port Oakes 22
Cap Au Diable 21 (-1)
Sharkhead Isle 25 (+1)
Nerva Archipelago 22
St. Martial 20
Grandville 18 (+1)

LOL at your teeny-tiny-eentsy-beentsy-itty-bitty little shoes

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Well, yeah! Tasty pastry!

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Hey, you! Take a pastry!

The chocolate filled donuts are yummy!

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Very Violent Vixens Run Naked, Zeke Likes



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LOLOL..what a clever mind!!!
POWARA

powerful ogre wizard armpits reek awfully

aabltou

The Lord of the Rings
The Return of the King
ARAGORN: My friends. You bow to no one.

Love and hate are horns on the same goat.

No not much in my pants - The Four Lads

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Please Help Ruby Undress Here on my Parked Hummer



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WIKIPIA

Whenever I kiss, I push inside, always

vvvrnzl

Some octopuses have been known to eat their arms off when they are exposed to stressful situations

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the

Macadamia nuts are not sold in their shells because it takes 300 pounds per square inch of pressure to break the shell

In a survey conducted in 2000 by Kimberly-Clark, it was found that men prefer to fold their toilet paper, and women like to wad it

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin

Xylophones are not normally yellow

phrumph