Healix

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  1. My dog has a third ear.

    If I had only one wish, Id get a ...
  2. Khel, you forgot these..*hands Khel the dunce caps and ruler*
  3. I will be very happy when they fix the mouse-over info on enhancements when you are buying enhancements/recipes..and when the infernal flying toasters stop exploding 11 times before they finally go away.
  4. What is Khel's computer held together with?

    hospital gown
  5. *whispers* ..I know who the real Pearl Charm is! It's...*falls to the floor after being hit in the head*
  6. Many enemies are found on the streets of Paragon City, whereas others are found in specific instances or areas....if you know what I mean.
  7. Healix

    Movie Quotes II

    [ QUOTE ]



    "You really are a witch, aren't you?"
    "Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies."

    [/ QUOTE ]

    13 Ghosts

    "Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?"
  8. Healix

    FOODFIGHT!!

    ME! ME! *waves frantically...jumps in a vat of Cool Whip and tries to look fierce*
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    HBD Angryellow

    Paddywhack (also spelt Paddywack) is a strong elastic ligament or tendon in the midline of the neck of sheep or cattle (generally any quadruped) which relieves the animal of the weight of its head. It is pale yellow in colour.

    It is referred to in the children's nursery rhyme This Old Man.

    Most commonly found in the pet department of stores where it is packaged dried as a dog treat/food
  11. Healix

    FIGHT!

    *hands Khel a rubber duckie and a shield*
  12. Healix

    Statements Only

    Crabmeat with cheese melted on top is GOOOOOOOOOOOOD
  13. Healix

    And then...

    after getting some Depends, The Bell Chetz travelled to England to sing for the Queen. We walked into the great hall and bowed to her. And then...
  14. There they are! My favoritest friends!
  15. Just be thankful it wasn't the phone

    There is no pool in my RV park.
  16. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He farmed ancient Rikti chimichangas. Then, Captain Swatkowski dribbled on his bib. This caused Swatkowski to run slower; the ice cream chimichanga tripped. Sensing imminent disaster, Pablo summoned blue fire buttfungus, unleashing unspeakable horrors. After the Furby stimulated mister Chimichanga, he stole 8000 blue chimichangas. Ravenously belching Jingle Bombs, popsicles,
  17. Nikola Tesla (Serbian scientist) the greatest genius since Leonardo da Vinci. Nikola invented X-rays (credited to Roentgen), radio (credited to Marconi), the microwave oven, speedometer, automobile ignition system, basics behind radar, fluorescent bulb, electron microscope, neon lights and on top of all Tesla designed the first hydro-electric power plant in Niagara Falls (invented alternating currents).
  18. Healix

    The Nightclub

    *joins in the Thriller line*
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