Healix

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  1. Tv - Law and Order:CSI

    Movie - Neverending Story
  2. Healix

    The Head Shop...

    yah man, groovy *hands Khel some love beads*
  3. What is big, stands in Galaxy City and cries all the time?

    Back Alley Bawler
  4. makes for a true friend and a bitter enemy
  5. hey, this cheap ink runs bad...oh well...
  6. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He farmed ancient Rikti chimichangas. Then, Captain Swatkowski dribbled on his bib. This caused Swatkowski to run slower; the ice cream chimichanga tripped. Sensing imminent disaster, Pablo summoned blue fire buttfungus, unleashing unspeakable horrors. After the Furby stimulated mister Chimichanga, he stole 8000 blue chimichangas.

    Ravenously belching Jingle Bombs, popsicles, Lava-lamps, and edible thongs, he swore revenge on Muffins containing poison tic-tacs
  7. Healix

    FIGHT!

    *ducks and breaks out the uber silly-string*
  8. A word-pair like this may be called by several different names -- some of the most common are "reverse palindrome", "semiordnilap" [a term coined by Lewis Caroll, by reversing the word "palindrome"!], and "anadrome".
  9. [ QUOTE ]

    Afraid of increasing your bust size?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    It's good to be cautious.
  10. Healix

    Movie Quotes II

    It ain't over till it's over..lol
  11. *gets out the bandages* schools are so rough these days *sighs*
  12. why don't more people play the theremin?
  13. and the award for the worst hero name in the game goes to..Buttfungus!

    the runnerup award goes to
  14. his is stronger than all of Reichman


    (I meant his pinky finger...what were YOU thinking? lol)
  15. If a scientist created the most powerful acid in the world, what would he keep it in?
  16. I was a little bummed when the macros I made for my zoms no longer worked after I15. (They had a routine where they sang the entire YMCA song with emotes. Last night I played around with them and now they are fixed. Here is an example:

    /macro YMCA petsay_name "Mithras" They have everything <em welcome>They have everything <em
    point>that young men can enjoy! <em dance>You can hang out with all the boys!
    Until I put the 'They have everything' before and after the first emote, it was always left out. I repeated this with all of the macros I had probs with, and now they can once again delight crowds with their musical talent LOL.

    Still need to work on binding to keys, but I am going to keep working till I crack it.
  17. he can lock his joints in place and sleep standing up.
  18. Crayola is a French word that means "Oily chalk."
  19. In North America there are approximately 618 roller coasters