Healix

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  1. Stop running with that pointed lazer beam! You could put your tageting lens out!
  2. Healix

    HBD Kheldarn!

    *gently moves catsi's tail from in front of Kel's eyes...takes a pic of the catsi-hat* there. now, you have proof that you have the ORIGINAL prototype...sue anyone who tries to copy it! *slips a patent pending application under catsi's fuzzy bunz*
  3. Who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding dong?
  4. *packing suitcase..folding snappy retorts, putting helpful suggestions in side-pockets, puttying nasty comments in tiny containers...hangs fun and LOLing in garment bag* I'm ready!
  5. Healix

    The Nightclub

    *looks at Isaac* how come he's still grinning after having the snot knocked out of him?
  6. when you are at work, but keep obsessing about the rocket boots you want to get for your toon
  7. It is an honor to help the Khelster any wany I can..specially on the BIRFDAY!
  8. LOL never makes poot noises with her armpit
  9. deserves to have the BESTEST birfday EVAH!
  10. Healix

    The Head Shop...

    *watches Khel's face melt into a waterfall of colors, then turn to butterflies* how do you do that, Khel? that's trippy! *takes another bite of brownie*
  11. I know..I once went through the entire phone book and wrote down all the funny names I could find. The tootsie pop was a breeze.
  12. *looks at doctor's note carefully* really crappy writing...yep, it's written by a real doc.
  13. [ QUOTE ]


    I played with your back hairs already

    [/ QUOTE ]

    The are coarse and you need to shave them
  14. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

    Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He farmed ancient Rikti chimichangas. Then, Captain Swatkowski dribbled on his bib. This caused Swatkowski to run slower; the ice cream chimichanga tripped. Sensing imminent disaster, Pablo summoned blue fire buttfungus, unleashing unspeakable horrors. After the Furby stimulated mister Chimichanga, he stole 8000 blue chimichangas.

    Ravenously belching Jingle Bombs, popsicles, Lava-lamps, and edible thongs, he swore revenge on Muffins containing poison tic-tacs for ruining
  15. Healix

    Statements Only

    My Uncle Bill doesn't have enough hair on his chest to make a wig for a grape.
  16. Healix

    HBD Angryellow

    Angry insists we celebrate for 12 days....like Christmas *sings I'm Dreaming of an Angry Christmas*
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    HBD Kheldarn!

    *heals Khelclones* I am good at what I do *flexes*
  18. Healix

    FIGHT!

    *rez's Angry and buffs with every power available* Go forth and seek revenge, oh Angry one!!!
  19. he has his own exclusive powerset, and doesn't need enhancements
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    HBD Kheldarn!

    *breaks into a chorus of Happy Birthday while playing the zither...hands over lots of 'spensive prezzies and doesn't forget the Khelclones*
  21. Healix

    HBD Angryellow

    *still waiting for cake and ice cream...listenes to stomach growl*
  22. elsewhere, Khel unleashes his Khelclones on an unsuspecting world