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sexy pout - pout sexy

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up sheep tied onto a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

"I can't get any more funny during this chaotic event, please help!"

Suddenly, Statesman said, "He who laughs first loses their chance to punch Defender in the genitalia! Don't laugh!"

Not laughing, Manticore took off his ill-conceived costume and started to dance like a meandering lama in split pea soup. Swan giggled and got naked before Popeye the Sailorman had a chance to eat spinich. This left him an opening to get Olive Oyl in the mix. Bluto was furious. Wimpy ate burgers.

Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice, Betty Boop was preparing to bath her puppy in a vat of boiling oil. She was killed by a man wearing a yellow sweater with matching socks. He also rode a Harley that did not stop eating Statesman. "Lego my Statesman!", he said. Shortly, a big red ball appeared and killed him too. The ball muttered its disappointment with a spatula.

Ghost Falcon appeared and began to remove his clothes so he could show off his new shiny and improved green toxic suspenders. They not only allowed him to run away with Numina's clothes but also with Positron's sex toy collection. His favorite toy was left behind a pillow so he reached back

Khel is going on vacation, and is not taking me with him. *tear runs down cheek*

The politicians already have that power..

TPBM can breathe underwater.

I hope Khel IS going somewhere fun.

SAMSUNG

Silly and mindless soldiers use no guns.

Scooby Doo

Hide and go seek

a little when the pollen count is high.

What is the saddest movie you ever saw?

Have you ever hidden from your friends/sg mates so you can actually PLAY instead of having to answer a ton of tells ?

Things are more like they are today then they have ever been before.

Pattycake

Uses Scarlet Shellfish Spell to rez Squirt, who is given 2 minutes of invul...uses free jump to advance 3 spaces on grid. Sprays Acid Clam Juice of Nekktor on Gay Sarlacc. *sticks tongue out at Mr. Squid when his back is turned*

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up sheep tied onto a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

"I can't get any more funny during this chaotic event, please help!"

Suddenly, Statesman said, "He who laughs first loses their chance to punch Defender in the genitalia! Don't laugh!"

Not laughing, Manticore took off his ill-conceived costume and started to dance like a meandering lama in split pea soup. Swan giggled and got naked before Popeye the Sailorman had a chance to eat spinich. This left him an opening to get Olive Oyl in the mix. Bluto was furious. Wimpy ate burgers.

Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice, Betty Boop was preparing to bath her puppy in a vat of boiling oil. She was killed by a man wearing a yellow sweater with matching socks. He also rode a Harley that did not stop eating Statesman. "Lego my Statesman!", he said. Shortly, a big red ball appeared and killed him too. The ball muttered its disappointment with a spatula.

Ghost Falcon appeared and began to remove his clothes so he could show off his new shiny and improved green toxic suspenders. They not only allowed him to run away with Numina's clothes but also with Positron's sex toy collection. His favorite toy

So, that's what that IS!

well. fries (dipped in tartar sauce.) ALL time fave over both are really well made onion rings..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What ONE thing about yourself would you change only for 1 day?

I noticed that after you log off, there is a message saying that the cookies have been deleted. It happens every time.

Oh now THAT could be fun! Angry dresses like Huggy Bear, Emmi dresses like Queen Victoria..and so on.LOL)

TPBM can walk through solid matter.

LOL..Oh, they can get much worse..guaranteed. /em stpudpundance

101) Had a spawn of purples from someone else,descend on you and promptly were kissing pavement as you were running to the train in talos or bricks.

102) Cussed out the person who caused the purple spawn in broadcast..

103) Attempted to enter the Train from the exit, and wondered why it wouldn't let you in

104) Actually teamed outside of AE.

105) Made a Global Friend.

106) Made an utter fool out of yourself on the forums.

107) Taken advice from others that helped you to never do 106 again.

108) Tried other AT's besides the one they got to 50.

109) Complained bitterly about someone's playstyle, only to realize that yours has similar elements.

110) Taken a hint from a more experienced player.

111) /em flex1 on Atlas' back to help him hold the globe.

112) Proudly displayed the "Tank" badge on a blaster.

113) Accidentally bought up a bunch of SO's of the wrong origin

114) Yelled "Fire in Steel Canyon!"

115) Ignored Steel Canyon being on fire. Again.

116) Thought about setting Steel Canyon on fire, since it's always burning anyway.

117) Gotten lost in Boomtown.

118) Flown to the dam in Faultline and repeatedly foot-stomped to see if you could make it collapse.

119) Nearly gotten eaten by the... WHATEVER IT IS... in the water by the dam.

120) Tried to get Doc Delilah eaten by the WHATEVER IT IS.

121) Wondered why a cool chick like Mirror Spirit just stands there as a trainer, and we get stuck with Fusionette as an ally.

122)Teleport Sally around for a adventure on Croatoa

123) Hosted a Badge Night to take lowbies around and get exploration badges, kill X badges, etc.

124) Wondered how a ghost got a cell phone (Kelly Nemmers).

125) Wondered how guys from hundreds of centuries ago got cell phones (The Cimerorans).

126) Have at least 3 costume slots[/quote]

127) Auto-ran your team into a team wipe.

128) Had Ulli eat cookies in celebration of one of your accomplishments.

129) Forgot you changed characters and enter combat trying to do something your archetype doesn't do.

130) Respecced and forgot your travel power

131) Gone out of your way to Kill Void Hunters(Seekers, Stalkers) whenever you are playing your Kheldian no matter how many levels below you they are.

132) Was sniped in PI...or FF

133) Respecced in mid-air, only to have fly detoggle when exiting and been unable to find it in your power tray before you hit the ground and drop to 1hp.

134)Started a solo SG just to store your prized stuff.

135) Been on a team where more time was spent looking for more people than actually doing things.

136) Done the Mother Mayhem mission on that dilapidated hospital map and got genuinely creeped out by the dim lighting and the sound effects.

137) Wormholed/knockbacked/teleported enemies into the lava in Tyrant's throne room.

138) Accepted an exemp from a player while in mid-flight, only to realize/remember AFTER you crashed to the ground that they were significantly lower than you.

139) Spent time swimming around the 'underwater' room in the Cimeroran caves.

140) given influence/infamy to another toon doing the /em panhandle

141) Got assassin striked in a PvP zone while looking for badges

142)stood in Atlas Plaza for an extended time answering newbies' questions, even though they were simple and repetative to you.

Elephants cry and laugh.