Healix

This is just bizarre. After 16 hit, my toons get all stretched out and alien looking if they do the card trick emote.
I tried it on more than one, and they all do it. Has anyone else noticed this? All the other emotes are fine.

Am I the only person who has seen an improvement? I am pretty lucky. I seldom have lag, rarely dc or rubberband. Grandville was the only slightly laggy area for me, and now that has cleared.

I am loving Issue 16!! The change in the UI and email alone gets a big thumbs up from me. It is so great to be able to truly make my toons more unique..choices are GOOD. The horrible blocky terrain is GONE! The auto-sk feature makes it so much easier to team with my friends. No more 'shimmy shake' when teleporting to base or PD. So many more things that make this game better than ever. In 5 years, I have never been bored once. (Best of all, we have never had to pay for new issues..other games charge every time for their 'expansions'. ) Awesome job, devs. Your buffet just keeps getting tastier.

Flashpus

(Flash and Dr. Octopus)

Hulkpile

(Junkpile and Hulk)

I saw a similar screen to this once right after installing a new driver. It was because I had not set to 'single screen'on the control panel, and it was as though there were copies of screens interlaced with one another. Hang in there, and hope you figure it out.

Go Fish

aligators vs crocodiles

I look forward with much glee to the aforementioned festivities. I shall endeavor to conduct myself in the manner befitting the event, transforming myself with wild abandon to the spirit of the events.

Silver Crawler

Night Crawler and Silver Surfer)

I still do that. It's a gut feeling with me, and not based on costume or bio. (LOL usually the bad names/costumes are really new to the game.)

Have you ever been so wowed by someone's costume that you 'sort of' copied it?

Magstress

(Magneto and Monstress)

Catlantern

(Shadow Cat and Green Lantern)

I must say, this renews my hope in humankind that we can share thoughts and social graces without
eschewing the beauty of proper grammar. One does not have to abide in a palatial estate to verbalize with eloquence. Any species that is capable of penning "Moby-Dick", embellishing the Sistine Chapel ceiling and sending human beings to our moon should not suffer novels by Judith Krantz, McDonald's toad burgers and movies like Dumb and Dumber. I humbly hope our youth will turn to the rich and expressive classic English language, rather than the lazy and guttural grunts to which they have become accustomed.

if I HAD to, it would be earthquakes. I am a fulltimer, so my little home on wheels is used to jarring and handles it well.

Are you a hat person, or never wear them?

tag

Homer Simpson vs The Family Guy

During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up sheep tied onto a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

"I can't get any more funny during this chaotic event, please help!"

Suddenly, Statesman said, "He who laughs first loses their chance to punch Defender in the genitalia! Don't laugh!"

Not laughing, Manticore took off his ill-conceived costume and started to dance like a meandering lama in split pea soup. Swan giggled and got naked before Popeye the Sailorman had a chance to eat spinich. This left him an opening to get Olive Oyl in the mix. Bluto was furious. Wimpy ate burgers.

Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice, Betty Boop was preparing to bath her puppy in a vat of boiling oil. She was killed by a man wearing a yellow sweater with matching socks. He also rode a Harley that did not stop eating Statesman. "Lego my Statesman!", he said. Shortly, a big red ball appeared and killed him too. The ball muttered its disappointment with a spatula.

Ghost Falcon appeared and began to remove his clothes so he could show off his new shiny and improved green toxic suspenders. They not only allowed him to run away with Numina's clothes but also with Positron's sex toy collection. His favorite toy was left behind a pillow so he reached back and brought sexy ' Bulbous Bobblehead Bertha' onto the bed and began to insert it into his very large pillowcase.

Meanwhile in Never Never Land, The Lost Boys, Mr. Rogers, and Arnold Schwarzenegger played City of Heroes and Arnold said, "Let's get naked!". The boys cringed and then took a bunch of underaged girls to Wendy's house for family boardgame night. They played Monopoly and got drunk. A naked Arnold blowup doll suddenly sobered them up by singing about unicorns, explosives and the Kama Sutra. Naked Arnold suddenly got dressed and confessed his sins. Arnold exploded from his big hairy pet ape named Humbert Von Fardlipp to convince everyone that he was balancing the budget.

Something was amiss at Club Skin; The dancing weasles

Aquahawk

Hawkman and Aquaman

Wonderman - Wonder Woman and Iron Man