Healix

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  1. I use Defraggler . Right after a patch/update, the worst fragmented things are 99% COH items. (This program lists exactly what the frags are.) I think it does help to do this before entering the game...has been working for me.
  2. Would a reverse shillelagh be fat in the middle and skinny on each end?
  3. On Triumph here, and little to no lag at all for me. Mapserves and rubberbanding are rare.
  4. I'm with you Early! Orange chicken is my favorite...I also love the won tons with creamsheese filling.
    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...26tbs%3Disch:1
  5. There are bus stops with nice shelters....and no bus service.

    There is only two children allowed in Paragon...Penny in FF and the fugly baby New Year during the holidays.

    The mooks in the Family are all inbred and look alike.
  6. You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining and making transdimensional interfaces into visual companions while enjoying pickles soaked in prune extract overnight betwixt thousands upon thousands of gleaming spectacles vomiting extremely vile copious bile onto unsuspecting sentient cockroaches, which oddly feels like a hot roast beef/salmon entering a very cavernous mouth, and stimulates frenzied ferrets in perpetual, harmonized, synchronized, and, ironically, disproportionate proportions of reefer and cheese mixed with stuffed olives -- you, idiot who was eating itself while dancing with wolves wearing orange see-thru sarongs covered in artificial chocolate cockroaches squished between monogamous pigeons mating atop mountains copiously covered specimens astride axiomatic hirsuite diseased cockroaches, stop, collaborate without discussing ramifications of stopping cockroaches incubating under ample cockroaches with cockroaches and bigger cockroaches -- also meaner bug bites itching oozing bloody infectious pustules will burst magnificently when offered sacrifices of Vikings souls battered with lemons infused
  7. Do you ever use MSMessenger? If you are like most folks you probably might use Yahoo, Skype or AIM. Would you consider uninstalling or disabling it to see if that helps?
    It sounds more like the possibility of a 'hotkey' of some kind that is triggered when you play CoH. If you can, get into MSMessenger and look at the preferences and see what's there. Good luck, and let us know if you solved it.
  8. LOL..I once created 'Private School Girl." It was a male toon made as skinny as possible but a big chest, the goofy guy smile and long blonde hair. I dressed her in a plaid kilt with a blazer jacket (to cover the kilt-pouch) and long socks with white sneakers. The superhero costume was a riot, and I still chuckle when I think of some of the comments I got.
  9. Healix

    Hero Mash-Up

    Pimpitron

    The Scarlett Pimpernell and Positron
  10. well, where does everyone think you get the meat for your Kahn Fried Critters???
  11. Just a little added info for anyone with a Logitech ''G' keyboard...(I have the G11, used to have the G15.) Over a period of time I have had to redownload/update my drivers. I began to notice some lagginess about a week ago, and cpu usage was fairly high. Never had that problem before. After some searching and probing, it turns out that I had a whole slew of leftover profiles for my keyboard!! (They were all the same.) I deleted them all, and reset my G keys to the way I wanted them. Now, all is well...no delay ingame, back to the way things should be.
  12. You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining and making transdimensional interfaces into visual companions while enjoying pickles soaked in prune extract overnight betwixt thousands upon thousands of gleaming spectacles vomiting extremely vile copious bile onto unsuspecting sentient cockroaches, which oddly feels like a hot roast beef/salmon entering a very cavernous mouth, and stimulates frenzied ferrets in perpetual, harmonized, synchronized, and, ironically, disproportionate proportions of reefer and cheese mixed with stuffed olives -- you, idiot who was eating itself while dancing with wolves wearing orange see-thru sarongs covered in artificial chocolate cockroaches squished between monogamous pigeons mating atop mountains copiously covered specimens astride axiomatic hirsuite diseased cockroaches, stop, collaborate without discussing ramifications of stopping cockroaches incubating under ample cockroaches with cockroaches and bigger cockroaches -- also meaner bug bites itching oozing bloody infectious pustules will burst
    magnificently when offered sacrifices of
  13. I have 2 accounts also, and always buy the 'percs' for both. My solution is to use my card on the first, then pay for the other through PayPal (using the same card.). I can do one right after the other with no hitch.
  14. Healix

    Generic Rant

    Rude comment about interaction with dev's mama.....bold-type to represent yelling to GET THIS FIXED NAO!...compare-oranges-to-apples statement siting that 'another' game is somehow superior....another bold-type demand, including a two-sentence whine. Attack and name call any other forum poster who disagrees, even politely. Rude comment about interaction with posters' mamas.....calls the devs more names, comparing them to brainless, overpaid do-nothing slackers who ignore players. Last bold-type demand to fix the game or else.
  15. I. too, have a Logitech mouse but it's cordless. Here are a few things you might try.

    Open your Windows control panel and go to Accessibility Options...untick the StickyKeys, FilterKeys and ToggleKeys.

    Make sure your driver is current. (Looks to be the Setpoint 6, same as mine.)

    Try changing some settings in your logitech mouse control panel..'up' the acceleration a bit.

    Clean out your temp files, run a disc cleanup and shut down any unnecessary background programs that are running before you start your game.

    See if switching to a different usb slot might help.

    By the way, a lot of people are experiencing a problem like yours. The last patch seems to have helped a few folks, but it's still an issue the devs are aware of. I have been playing 6 years now, so I've seen a lot of problems come and go. Things get fixed. Good luck, and hang in there!
  16. I'm with you TJ, when is comes to turning my anti-virus proggy off only when playing. You were the one who suggested that a while back, and it really helped. I'd like to thank you for all the sage advice you passed along to the forum...I'm sure that others feel the same way. And remember, all great minds who do things their own way are often labeled as 'odd'. Here's to you, Oddfather..
    /em toast
  17. PhoenixEye, could you please tell us what kind of mouse you have? This might help to better pinpoint a possible help fpr you.
  18. Healix

    My older puter

    I have an HP desktop-WinXP/sp3-Nvidia 7900GS AGP card-2 GB ram

    That being said, I figured that I would not be able to enjoy any UM setting at all. (Been playing for 6 years, enjoying every 'new' change/addition/issue.) My settings are all on high, mapserves/rubberbanding are few and far between. On closed beta the worst thing I encountered were black squares where my contact and costume pictures should have been...that was fixed with a patch. I went for broke and cranked all th UM settings to high just to see what would happen. The game was gorgeous, but my framerates were in the 'upper fives' LOL. After experimenting I discovered it was the shadow maps, ambient occlusion and high reflections that were the culprits. The thing I love the most is the water! My settings on live have the water set to high, and reflection to medium..these 2 settings alone have made my game look incredible with hardly any loss of fps.
    For a while, I had some delay with my keyboard. Turns out it WAS my keyboard..a GS11...I had somehow accumulated too many profiles in the game control panel, and it was causing a conflict and high cpu usage. After deleting them all and resetting my original profile, all is well. (I also got into Windows/Control Panel/Accessibility Options and unticked the Hotkeys, FilterKeys and ToggleKeys.)
    Even though I can't crank my UM settings as high as those with newer puters, I am one happy camper. The only complaints I have are mostly cosmetic. The Ninja Braids/some costume pieces are missing, and the blackwad/nem staff animations are still wonky....but I know these will eventually get fixed.
    There are wonderful and savvy people on these forums that have helped me so much, and I am grateful. Guess I posted this to give folks with older puters like mine a heads up, that with some fine tuning and good advice, you can enjoy a 'new and improved' look to this game we like so much.
  19. ...when looking at a landscape, and thinking it looks like an area in the game.

    ...when you are walking down a corridor in an office building an pause before going around a corner.

    ...when you are shopping for clothes and you get an idea for a new costume for a toon.
  20. You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining and making transdimensional interfaces into visual companions while enjoying pickles soaked in prune extract overnight betwixt thousands upon thousands of gleaming spectacles vomiting extremely vile copious bile onto unsuspecting sentient cockroaches, which oddly feels like a hot roast beef/salmon entering a very cavernous mouth, and stimulates frenzied ferrets in perpetual, harmonized, synchronized, and, ironically, disproportionate proportions of reefer and cheese mixed with stuffed olives -- you, idiot who was eating itself while dancing with wolves wearing orange see-thru sarongs covered in artificial chocolate cockroaches squished between monogamous pigeons mating atop mountains copiously covered specimens astride axiomatic hirsuite diseased cockroaches, stop, collaborate without discussing ramifications of stopping cockroaches incubating under ample cockroaches with cockroaches and bigger cockroaches -- also meaner bug bites itching oozing bloody infectious pustules will burst
  21. That, and those great looking Ninja braids for the women are missing..I'd like those back, especially since I paid extra for the pack.
  22. I LOVE CCleaner. (Also use Defraggler from the same company, Piriform)
  23. I really like A-squared. It's totally free, and picks up things that even some paid programs don't.
    http://www.emsisoft.com/en/software/free/

    AntiVir is also one of the highest rated of all the free ones.
  24. You have hunger pains from the infestation devouring your intestinal lining and making transdimensional interfaces into visual companions while enjoying pickles soaked in prune extract overnight betwixt thousands upon thousands of gleaming spectacles vomiting extremely vile copious bile onto unsuspecting sentient cockroaches, which oddly feels like a hot roast beef/salmon entering a very cavernous mouth, and stimulates frenzied ferrets in perpetual, harmonized, synchronized, and, ironically, disproportionate proportions of reefer and cheese mixed with stuffed olives -- you, idiot who was eating itself while dancing with wolves wearing orange see-thru sarongs covered in artificial chocolate cockroaches squished between monogamous pigeons mating atop mountains copiously covered specimens astride axiomatic hirsuite diseased cockroaches, stop, collaborate without discussing ramifications of stopping cockroaches incubating under ample cockroaches with cockroaches and bigger cockroaches -- also meaner bug bites itching oozing
  25. Healix

    Hero Mash-Up

    Shrinking Banana

    (Shrinking Violet + Bananaman)