Healix

Glad you are back, Early! And I have underwear older than ALL of you guys..muhahahaha

Here you go

Only if you mean 'respec' and not 'respect'.

Are you open for business?

He once passed gas, and Calvin Klein made a man's cologne from the aroma called....
(ok, guys...let's have some great names LOOLOL)

His is ruly a fun hread. Here are so many grea responses...I hope i coninues for a long ime.

Wo Cas
One up a ree
One under he ree
He ca up a ree is he
He ca under he ree is she
He ree is wich elm, jus incidenally.
He akes no noice of she, she akes no noice of he.
He sares at the woolly clouds passing, she sares a he ree.
Here's been a lo wrien abou cas, by Old Possum, Yeas and Company
Bu no Alfred de Musse or Lord Ennyson or Poe or anybody
Wroe abou one ca under, and one ca up, a ree.
God knows why his should be lef for me
Excep I like cas as cas be
Especially one ca up
And one ca under
A wich elm ree.

In the summer, I take off the bottom of my suit, fill it with charcoal and use it as a grill.

I squirt the squid ink in your eyes to blind you, then wrap the tenticles around your neck and choke you.

Hands TPBM an earthworm and a teaspoon of poppy seeds.

"THEM"
(Gordon Douglas' 1954 film was the epitome of the big-bug films...coming out through mists of the white sands of New Mexico after an atomic blast has increased them to giants…)

I was laughing so hard when I saw this, I almost didn't take the screenshot. The pic speaks for itself. (Perhaps it's a bad case of hemorrhoids that make them jerk and twitch in pain!)

That looks EXACTLY like my screen when my video card started going bad. Overheating card will also do that. Master-Blade is correct, though. Submit more info and perhaps it can be narrowed down to something that is fixable.

He once sneezed and all the statues in Atlas Park crumbled.

...well, I was thinking I'd make a perfect Walmart greeter...

I'll pay for gas and food! I LOVES me some road trip, escpecially to go see a friend!

Should we all travel in my rv?

Nope. Sometimes the game acts wonky. Doesn't matter if you have a new shiny or a putersautus like mine.

..so I guess you wouldn't be interested in ordering a pair of these jeans...

Golanine...("quark! quark! Bowack Wowack!")

If you had the actual chance to become immortal, would you?

well....I hope teh donuts were not in teh corner....

SpaceNut..I read this thread from the start, and was moved. When I reached your final post I cried. I know there are no words that can be uttered to ease your loss...I wish you peace and comfort in the comming times, and remember, love never goes away. In your dad's honor, I will make a donation as you requested.

Hopefully a neverending taste feast...it means all my fails will be new, instead of the same ones over and over.

What is the worst taste you ever had in your mouth?

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

............this suit is a chick magnet...

The new loading screens are wai...they are not meant to take up the whole screen, and have been that way since day one of beta.

Yes..I am the keeper of many others'secrets, and feel honored they trust me. I could never betray that trust.

When was the last time you really laughed hard when someone cut the cheese?

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine