Healix

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  1. Healix

    I am old.

    You know you're getting older when...

    Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

    You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

    Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

    Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.

    Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.

    You look forward to a dull evening.

    Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

    Your back goes out more than you do.

    You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

    You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.
  2. That is one cool power *must not think nasty thoughts..MUHAHAHAHAHA*

    TPBM has the power to shoot flames through their big toes.
  3. heh heh...no one knows I am not wearing underwear....
  4. Healix

    I am old.

    Old man pushing seventy,
    In truth he acts like a little boy,
    Whooping with delight when he spies some mountain fruits,
    Laughing with joy, tagging after village mummers;
    With the others having fun stacking tiles to make a pagoda,
    Standing alone staring at his image in the jardinière pool.
    Tucked under his arm, a battered book to read,
    Just like the time he first set out to school.
  5. MMMMMMM CHEEEEEEEEEEZE!

    TPBM can now change their eye and hair color any time they want.
  6. Healix

    No "L" club.

    Ah, yes. John Ennon woud have been 70 years od, if he was sti with us.


    Grow Od With Me


    Grow od aong with me
    The best is yet to be
    When our time has come
    We wi be as one
    God bess our ove
    God bess our ove

    Grow od aong with me
    Two branches of one tree
    Face the setting sun
    When the day is done
    God bess our ove
    God less our ove

    Spending our ives together
    Man and wife together
    Word without end
    Word without end

    Grow od aong with me
    Whatever fate decrees
    We wi see it through
    For our ove is true
    God bess our ove
    God bess our ove
  7. Healix

    No "T" club

    A lo of Caholic school kids had o prove hey weren' lile 'plaser sains' and were prey wild. I haed he uniforms, bu mosly I HAED he saddle shoes!!! (We referred o hem as gunboas)
    LOLOL
  8. I happen to like all the extras that are thrown into the game, and for me, it makes my gameplay even more fun. I hope the devs keep brining them on. (I think it must take a LOT of time and hard work to make even one animation/emote.) People can either buy them or not...I like having the option!
  9. LOL...Old Bag...good nickname for the little hissy-maker.
  10. I never heard Puds hiss...and he has a soft baby 'mew' that belies his 20-lb. size LOLOL. Oh, and he loves lettuce, great northern beans and watermelon. I thought that was strange at first...but if he were in the wild and eating birds, he'd also be eating the seeds and vegetation inside the bird, too. The vet said it was good to give him those things on ocassion, so I did. He still acts like a kitten, even at his advanced age.
    Enjoy your little fur babies, Early!


    The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
  11. Welcome to this wonderful MMO, BlueMyth! I have been playing since the game hit the shelves in 2004...I have never been bored, never lost the 'fun' playing it. I have made friends here that will be a part of my life forever. (I tried WoW, but it was too much of a grind and was more like work then fun so I never went back.)
    You will find the biggest percentage of people here are helpful and friendly! There is SO much content to be enjoyed...in six years I still haven't done it all, and I have a few 50s. (Getting to 50 is a lot of fun...enjoy, and don't cut corners.) I still play my 50s often, and love to team with lower level friends, so 50 is not the end of the trail. The devs are always adding new things, and I so look forward to seeing what is over the horizon. I only hope you enjoy this great game half as much as I have! Once again, welcome!
  12. Here is Puddn'foot. He is the most affectionate kitty I have ever been around. You can rub his fur backward, turn him upside down, rub his belly...he doesn't care as long as you are lovin on him.

    A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as opposed to when you are in it.
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Early Girl View Post
    Oh Healix, your the absolute greatest! I love your posts. I hope you have no more encounters of the great white and icky kind.

    Last week I was blow drying my hair and I had my head upside down to get underneath, well my husband startled me, I screamed , jumped in the air , threw the hair dryer and landed on my A** on the bathroom floor.... we both said "What did you do that for?" it was quite funny.

    On another note, I am so excited!!! We are adopting a kitten this weekend, this ltitle guy needs a home and he's so cute and even has an extra toe, I've been dodging all kinds of pets for a year now but I think I am totally outnumbered on this one!

    Check him out:


    Thanks so much for the kind words, Early! That darling kitty with the extra toes is known as a polydactyl....(polydactyl cats may have as many as seven digits on its front and/or hind paws). I had one when I lived in CA. He was a Maine Coon, and I named him Puddn'foot, which was my grandpa's nickname for Clydsdale horses (because of their massive feet). If your kitty were mine, I'd name mim Mr. Diddles or Snuffles...LOL. What a lucky little dude to have such a sweet mommy to love and care for him. Congrats on your new addition!


    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kheldarn View Post


    Always carry one for emergencies.


    ...or this

  15. ...I got to play the Tin Man in our 4th grade play of the Wizard of Oz...
  16. Healix

    I am old.

    I have the world's most comfy bed...air filled mattress and a Tempurpedic topper. I named my bed BOB. (Bed Of Beds)
  17. Healix

    No "L" club.

    Itte eopards ove to eap around
    They ike to eap on ogs
    For words that start with
    The peope say that's swe!
    Words ike itte eopards eaping onto ogs.
  18. Healix

    No "T" club

    I wen o Caholic school all my life. A few of he nuns made Hiler look like Moher Eresa. I remember in he fourh grade, Siser Clarilla hi one of he boys over he head wih a hisory book...rue sory. Hey ruled wih an iron fis...nowadays, hey can' ge away wih ha.
  19. Gee, I don't know if the world (or ME) is ready for more than one of me......

    TPBM now has the ability to change their face, through concentration, to look like anyone they want.
  20. .........and seaweed.

    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  21. *mix mix chop chop chop flip stir*

    I grant TPBM to be able to teleport to anywhere they want just by concentrating on their destination.
  22. I don't think X stinked..I think he smelled pretty good...
  23. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.