Healix

Once there was an egg...
Who lived in a nest...
And then a cat came by...
Because of this the egg cracked and a bird was born
BUT, it wasn't a bird..it was a dinosaur

Belching blowback?

GIBLET

Gnomes in black lingerie exude tackiness.

fallacy

Hmmm...I bought the Party Pack last night for both my accounts. One was on my bankcard, and the other was on PayPal. (I did the transactions back to back.) They went through without a hitch. I have IE8 my anti-virus proggy running. I ordered late at night, and have never gotten a "Try another retailer" message or been turned down. I truly wish I could figure out why so many others are having problems so I could help. I am stumped.

My mom said that when she was very young, people in their 40s were considerd really old 'grandma and grandpa' types. These days, you can find women like Helen Mirrin (65 years old) who look like this! Amazing...

*looks over thetops of the trees* Hey! I can see my next meal from here!
*stomps raygun to turn TPBM into an Aye-aye*

THANK YOU SO MUCH, Dollymistress! I was really enjoying posting till that verbal wipeout...one of the most beautiful forms of Haiku I ever read was this one, and it doesn't follow the rules.

Lillypad on pond
Frog Jump
Water sounds

PLAYTIME

Perhaps laughing at yourself truly is medicinal ease.

Blowing chunks

I always enjoyed seeing my/my friends' names posted there. I't a small thing, but I thought it was a nice extra.

how about weaponing your arm?

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SCENTED CANDLES

Scientists conclude, every nine testes enjoy dangling...can anyone not deny legitimate experimental science?

DON'T HURT THEM HAMMER

Zombie man
lacks devhood
sounds of sadness

Villains surround
heroic effort
dust settles

Glimse of cape
flash of metal
hero sounds

Are you running WinXP, Vista or Win7?
I found this
GeForce 7150M/nForce 630M drivers

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Keyboard Poetry

<> ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * <> ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , system halted

which is read as:

waka waka bang splat tick tick hash
caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash
bang splat equal at dollar under-score
percent splat waka waka tilda number four
ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash
vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma crash

It's impossible for me to list only one at this time, but one of my ALL time favorites was a week long series called "I, Claudius". It was a fairly correct accounting of that went on in ancient Rome when Caligula ruled. I was riveted to my screen for a week.

cell phone

Poses for the Tarkus album, then takes the raygun and turns TPBM into a sugar glider.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL

When hoot owls yammer over uncared-for gardens, offer nicely, ninety-nine alcholic colas and live larvae.

bazooty

'Sthufferin' sthuccotash!'
cattitude

Zaps TPBM and turns them into a wombat

STEAKHOUSE

Someone that eats a kippered herring ought use sanitizer everafter.