Healix

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Does a Neil Pert rift, then grabs the raygun and makes TPBM an elephant seal

hmmmmmmmm.....Acer

Dove or Ivory soap

I have needed help in a mission about four times in all the time I have been playing..I don't think I ever waited more than 15 minutes.

EYEWWWWWW..DO NOT WANT to be such a nasty critter!
Grabs raygun and zaps TPBM into a Howler monkey

howler monkey

Xbox 360

Gillette or Remington

They are. My zoms sing the entire YMCA song, complete with emotes. it is a little tricky, because you have to make sure the spaces are correct. try this one as a macro:

/macro BLOOD petsay_all <em roar>Me smell BLOOOOOOD!!!!

I have noticed a nice improvement! Much faster.

My favorite thing in the train stations have been there for a long time. If you stand in front of one of the restroom doors, you can hear the comode flush followed by 'gassy' noises. LOL Sometimes you have to wait till the tram racket stops...you might need to turn up the sound a bit to hear the 'after' flush. Also, if you use super speed and run back and forth in front of the ATM machine, you will see money fly out. I hope the devs never take those out of the game. ( And the bowling alley next to the Atlas Hospital has authentic 'ball knocking down pin' noises too. The ouside cafe in Faultline has the sound of chattering people, music and clinking dishes.) I just wanted to add these things for new folks who didn't know about them.

Blistex...Chapstick is too heavy and 'waxy'

Visa or Mastercard

Smirnoff

Ebay or Amazon

I love play-on-words/pun names. I made a troller once who's name was Grynnin Barrett. I also have a dual-pistol bunny named HareTrigger.

I noticed that if you use the minotaur head without the nose ring/horns, thin and elongate the face, it looks very close to a horse head. Anyone want to be the first to try it and post a pic here?

A warm welcome to you, Andy! My dad always said it's best to develop 3 bones to be happy in personal and work life: your backbone, your wishbone and your funnybone. I sincerely hope the last one will get the biggest workout for you here. We are lucky to have you back in the fold. /em FREEM

C) I enjoy spending hours watching my socks dry.

Lay's

Tyson's or Foster Farms chicken

Oh my gosh, Michelle! I am in awe of your artistic skills. You have a special gift for turing emotes into emotions. I hope to see more of your wonderful creations posted here. /em standing ovation

WittyLibrarian, the .pigg files take a loooooooooooong time to load/update. It might look like the updater is stuck, but just let it do its thing.
As The Grim Heaper said, "The 'problem' is that sound.pigg, on it's own, is 589MB. And the updater is not the greatest at reporting network speeds/processing cycles... It should finish it eventually..." He is right-on. Good luck and hang in there.

Welcome, ItsJames! I am a gal who has played for nearly seven years, and I still love it. This game has so much content that I don't know if I could ever do it 'all'. My advice i to just have FUN. There are wonderful missions with stories and content that make your play enjoyable and rewarding...don't be in a huge hurry to get it to level 50. The journey is as much fun as the destination. There are some really nice people here and gameside that will be glad to help you if you hit a snag. (As stated above, disregard the a$$hats that pop up. Heck, they even wind up in our own families! LOL)
Go forth-kill Skulls and let us know how you are doing. Once again, welcome!

You could try entering the game in Safe Mode, configure your settings, exit and reload.