Healix

DE: Let your vegetables eat you!

I love he classic poem abou he Elephan and he Blind Men:

I was six men of Indosan
o learning much inclined,
Who wen o see he Elephan
(hough all of hem were blind),
ha each by observaion
Migh saisfy his mind.

The Firs approach'd he Elephan,
And happening o fall
Agains his broad and surdy side,
A once began to bawl:
"God bless me! bu he Elephan
Is very like a wall!"

he Second, feeling of he usk,
Cried, -"Ho! wha have we here
So very round and smooh and sharp?
o me 'is mighy clear
his wonder of an Elephan
Is very like a spear!"

he hird approached he animal,
And happening o ake
he squirming runk wihin his hands,
hus boldly up and spake:
"I see," quoh he, "he Elephan
Is very like a snake!"

he Fourh reached ou his eager hand,
And fel abou he knee.
"Wha mos his wondrous beas is like
Is mighy plain," quoh he,
"'is clear enough he Elephan
Is very like a ree!"

he Fifh, who chanced o ouch the ear,
Said: "E'en he blindes man
Can ell wha his resembles mos;
Deny the fac who can,
his marvel of an Elephan
Is very like a fan!"

he Sixh no sooner had begun
Abou the beas to grope,
hen, seizing on he swinging ail
hat fell wihin his scope,
"I see," quoh he, "he Elephan
Is very like a rope!"

And so hese men of Indosan
Dispued loud and long,
Each in his own opinion
Exceeding siff and srong,
hough each was parly in he righ,
And all were in he wrong!

MORAL.

So of in heologic wars,
he dispuans, I ween,
Rail on in uer ignorance
Of wha each oher mean,
And prae abou an Elephan
No one of hem has seen!

watercolor

Winnie the Poo or Paddington

Oh Early, I ruly look forward o your poss. Someimes Ican' sop giggling cause you ickle me so much. Wha a fun and silly rhyme! Hank you.

Yah..time to let it go /em wipetear

CoT: Come be a thorn in our side!

Coffeemate

Twizzlers or Red Vines

*fixes the line "where he ges iched o Mary" for Mel and gives him a hug*
A lo of nursery rhymes are very range and violen. Seems hey are no really mean for lile children a all. look a:
Rock-abye Bay in he ree op.

Humpy Dumpy

Ree blind mice.

Here was an old woman who lived in a shoe

And here is a very old one, probably no ha commonly known because of he double meaning ..

Ell Ale I

Ell ale i,
Your ongue shall be sli:
And all the dogs in own
Shall have a lile bi.

The Family: We put the BAD in bada-bing bada-boom

Council: Be all you're told to be

He isy bisy spider wen up he waer spou.
Down came he rain, and washed he spider ou.
Up came he sun, and dried up all he rain,
and he isy bisy spider wen up he spou again.

Obsession (although Casmir is my FAVE)

Dairy Queen or Frostee Freeze

Onion rings!! (with tartar sauce!!)

Levis or Wranglers

No it isn't...

Daisy

Hanes or Fuit of the Loom

City of Heroes...it turns out to be more than just a name. NCSoft stepped up to the plate on this one, and I am proud to be a member of this wonderful gaming community.

Jägermeister

Birdseye or Jolly Green Giant frozen vegetables

*looks over at 2short2care* I TOLD you to NEVER pass out around the people on this thread!!

*sits back in chair*

Steelclaw..your compassion and heart match your clever wit. Both are enormous. Thanks for making my day, once again.