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a paint-by-number color tv (you need to work fast)

I paid $13.59 and got...

Ride a stick pony around everywhere.

3 Ronco Donald Trump bobble heads and a Popiel grape peeler.

I paid $1.38 and got...

They skipped off, hand in hand to go make plans. I was left all alone in the sewer...or so I thought. And then...

How Sweet It Is in my pants - Marvin Gaye

The creature slithered over to the bear ans swallowed him whole. Then it turned and headed toward me, slime oozing from it's orifices. And then...

Paint eyes on your eyelids and sit in public with your eyes closed all day.

Wear a tutu over your business suit.

Practice farting 'Moonlight Sonata' in public.

I was dropped out in the sewers below Kings Row. In the distance I saw the ugliest, slimiest, most foul smelling creature I ever saw in my life. It spotted me. And then...

Dance with vegetables at the grocery store....carry an egg slicer around and play it like a harp.

(LOLOL)
Mr. Smee tied me up and I was whisked off to Nevernever Land. Fortunately, Michael Jackson was at the hospital for another nose job, but I was still in danger. Hook prepared me to walk the plank. And then...

I decided to go to Wentworth's to sell them. Heading over a big hill I saw the fabulous Lost Wages, Novada! I went into the Seizure's Palace casino where they accepted purples to gamble with. And then...

I had to find somewhere to wash the fish guts off my hands, so we stopped at a gas station. While I was scrubbing my mitts clean, the clowns took off and left me there. I started walking along the road again. And then...

I punched them all out and left the woods. While walking along the road, a clowncar pulled up and asked if I wanted a ride. I climbed in and we headed for the circus. And then...

Gamma, sometimes I reverse the colors and try to get as close to skin color as I can. Playing with the patterns that way can make for some interesting looks. On the one you asked about, I also added the 'chest detail' and kept is solid..made it look like a whole different top than what is offered
And now, to add to my original post, here is a pic which makes me suspect that the female Crey agents are NOT what they appear to be!!!
Surprise

Put a diaper on a watermelon and push it in a stroller. Pretend to breast feed it if you are a guy.

It dawned on me that I could become a dev in a popular online game, so off I set to seek my fortune. And then...

Shave your head and glue fake turf for hair..tell everyone your name is Chia.

Paint a target on your forehead.

Make a honking noise on the doorknob every time you open a door.

When walking down a street, spread your arms out and make airplane noises.

Carry a chia head around, give it a name and carry on conversations with it.

Catch the wind in my pants - Donovan

My fairy godmother appeared to grant me a wish to make me happy. I thought and thought and finally came up with the perfect wish. And then...

Hand out notes to strangers that say, "Don't read this!"

Pick a fight with a shrub and tell everyone it provoked you.

Walk around with a cooler that says 'Human Head' on it.

Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

Dirty Laundry in my pants - Don Henley

There were flying monkeys everywhere. They held me down as the wicked witch came toward me. Her lips were curled in a snarl, and she cackled as she rubbed her gnarled hands together. And then...