Healix

End every sentence with 'yep, yep, yep!'

higher taxes.

I paid some nose hairs and a dead jellyfish and got...

Girls just want to have fun in my pants - Cyndi Lauper

Cheese and crackers in my pants - Morey Amsterdam

I was covered in warts. I went looking for a doctor to cure me, but had to go back into the hole to find one. And then...

Wear diapers instad of pants.

Cut a pineapple in half lengthwise, scoop it out and wear one half as a hat.

an old pair of underwear.

I paid with a vintage Little Lulu comic and got...

Play the piano on your forearm.

a job as a pole dancer.

I paid with a used pole and got...

............oops.

when talking to someone you look left, forward and right over and over again.

I wasn't paying attention where I was walking and fell into a hole. I fell, and fell and fell, and then...

Shave and a haircut in my pants - Charles Hale

Everytime you say something, use a different accent.

Walk around with sweet pickles sticking out of your nose and ears.

taxed more the following year

I paid an empty candybar wrapper and some toenail clippings and got...

Wear pointed ears and fairy wings.

Use a magic marker and put faces on all the veggies in the produce section of a grocery store.

a monthly bill.

I paid a can of sardines and a bus token and got...

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor On the bedpost overnight in my pants - Lonnie Donegan

a hat full of rain.

I paid and expired gift card and got...

Wear earrings made out of sardines.

Welcome home, EMpulse. I hope this will be more fun than work for you!

he asploded and I was covered in debt-goo, so I went into a gas station bathroom and washed off. And then...

rear-ended

I paid a Seattle World's fair postcard and got...

Sing the answers when someone asks you a question.

I cried for a bit, then picked myself up and went off to buy a new spoincloth...mine was very tarnished after all my adventures. I started walking down a long, winding road and then...