GrayHuntress

I found myself staring into a white light, my eyelids were taped open, and I was strapped to a chair in a dark room. From the darkness came a voice. And then...

Who Undercooked Zack's Quiche?

BSRE

Everyone wants you, Kheldarn, for dinner.

Everything went black, and then...

Moms make the best cookies.

I embraced her in a romantic kiss;At just the right time when the love music reached it's climax, the sun conveniently set on the horizon, sea foam splashed nearby, and a photographer captured the moment. And then...

Kheldarn has hands!

I was too late!!! Somehow she had already purchased Ms. Pac-Man!! And then...

She left you behind after she dropped you on your head in a ravine, sorry ; here, have a cookie.

Some radical religious group of some unknown origin had taken offense to Spoincloths and began picketing outside the boutique, and then...

It's a Nemesis plot, Shadow.

Nope, but you can legally drink alcohol (as long as you're at least 21).

You have to be level 25 in order to use their portal, but I can summon one for you.

Go to Ouroboros and play their mission arc.

Flashback to the Grudge.

Some people don't need hair.

Careful Protheon, you're walking on thin ice with Chill; cold does horrible things to dings.

*hehe, puns*

I'd like to dedicate your ding to me.

I realized I was still only wearing a soup spoon, and then...

Don't worry, I'll get the one I have hidden in Kheldarn's roost.

I will trump you.

I spy a question mark!!!

I woke up and...I smelled chinese food (dun dun dun!), and then...

I stick them in your shampoo bottle.

You know they are rather interesting, hours of delightful fun.