Golden Girl

What about Maelstrom? He's easy on the eye for both genders

It should be preserved as a warning to future generations

That's stretching it a bit

"Maybe" is still negative when someone asks for something

I demand Chair Fighting/Mastery

We also have Penny Yin, which puts us miles ahead.

And what exactly is "slutty" about her outfit?

You've got a pretty weird idea of what counts as lingerie

Well, we can kinda do that now - but it needs a lot of people to help take down the dropships

Currently, the invasions are designed in favor of small teams - there's just one objective that scales to the number of people fighting - adding multiple objectives would require there to be a larger number of players around to complete the event successfully - for example, if the event needed players to take out Rikti bombs at the same time as fighting off the invaders, instead of it being in 2 separate phases like it is now, along with taking own a set number of dropships and going up to a Rikti mothership floating over the zone to knock out its troop teleporters, then the event would be more dynamic, but it'd also need 2 or more teams to complete it successfully.

Here's an example of a multi-objective Battalion invasion event that'd be dynamic, using only tech that already exists in the game, but would still be unfair to small teams - it's split into 4 parts, all of them happening at once, and affecting each other - they scale to the number of players invovled, but still require several players at each objective.

1 - Shivan meteorites land in the zone, spawning Shivans - the meteorites need to be destroyed to keep the Shivan numbers down, or they'll appear during the other 3 objectives to reinforce the Battalion.

2 - Siren's Call style hotspots appear at intervals across the zone, featuring Vanguard troops fighting the Battalion - failing to win enough hotspots give the Battalion a footing in the zone, and they use it to reinforce the Shivan meteroites and the guards on their starships.

3 - A Vanguard NPC appears in the zone who can teleport heroes into a Battalion starship to disrupt their attacks and defeat their commander - clicking the NPC brings up a text window where you can decline to go, or agree to be tp'ed - agreeing to go sends you to an instanced map inside one of the starships, similar to the way the Winter Realm used to work, only with no lock-out timer on entering. Disrupting the Battalion on their ship reduces the amount they can deploy at the hotspots and meteorites.

4 - Several Shivan/Battalion Giant Monsters roaming the zone - not just spawning and waiting, but moving around, similar to the way the Paladin moves through Kings Row. If the GMs aren't defeated, they'll turn up at the other 3 objectives.

The Battalion are an Incarnate race, so the event also gives Incarnate rewards to any Incarnates taking part, and lasts 20-25 minutes - completeing 1 objective in that time gives you common salvage, completing 2 gives you uncommon salvage, completing 3 gives you rare salvage, and completing all 4 gives you very rare salvage.
A Incarnate Trial objective window would be present to let everyone know the situation with the 4 objetives, so that the players could divide their numbers to balance them out.

It's a multi-objective event that's suitable for the scale of the Coming Storm, with falling meteorites, pitched battles, rampaging monsters and swashbuckling attacks on enemy starships - amnd it allows players to choose pobjectves to suit what they prefer doing - they can stand and fight at the meteroites, chase GMs and hotspots across the zone, or hop onto an instanced map if they prefer missions to zone events, or if their computer can't handle the action in the zone - everyone would still be working together - but unlike the current invasion events, the whole thing is totally unfair to smaller teams.

I think the big test for them will be the inevitable need to eventually repalce actors - like will they go the WB/DC route of obsessively rebooting each hero franchise when there's achnage of actor or director/producer, or will they follow the James Bond model and simply hire a replacement actor who'll carry on in the role as if nothing's changed?
Comicbook readers accpet different artists drawing the same heroes in different ways, and if enough movie goers can be led to do the same, then Marvel could actually create a multi-decade movie universe, where there could be, say, 4 actors who've played Thor, but the events in the moves they were in are all part of one continuity.
Like I think it'd be totally awesome if the Avengers assembled in 2022, and the characters were still the same people who took part in their 2012 adventure.

If it does turn out to be the hit of the year, it might just let Disney pretend that John Carter never happened

Also related to that, it seems that Disney have had the sense to buy Marvel and just let them get on with it, instead of trying to add their own style to the brand.

No

The devs are cruel and heartless monsters, but they're not insane

That would require moving hair for our avatars

Also, in a vaguely realted topic, doesn't the whole team get caputred on the Barracuda SF? And how exactly does it play out?

Well, Hawkeye's showing quite a bit of skin and some muscles, Captain America's outfit is quite tight across his chest, and Thor fills out his costume pretty well - and if it's your kind of thing, the Hulk is also working it

The men of Paragon City are paying their own silent tribute to their fallen leader.

Maybe a Nemesis faceplate?

Shadow Hunter.

This whole thread is ample warning