A tophat came gliding into the room. It was an adult sized Tophat and it appeared to be blind. Since it B lined it for the corner of a table and abruptly stopped with an inner thump once it hit it.
A muffled voice came from inside the hat. "Heya mom said ta stay in the room, but i wouldnt come without her hat so now i have her hat which is really really big but thats okay because shes super tall so it works for herbut not exactly for me i just got a question did i miss snack time and another question when is nap time and a third question when is tv time because my favorite show 'Captain Aracnos and the aracnoteers' is on in an hour oh do we have story time what about talent shows my mom is a lion tamer and so am i but i can only tame the house kittens since im so little and.........
Another thump was heard inside the hat as the contents within plopped to its rump running out of breath and causing herself to be dizy from standing and talking in one giant run on sentance.
((intro Sandy Tophat))
