FloatingFatMan

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  1. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MrCaptainMan_NA View Post
    /rubs hands

    Soon, we'll have AN ARMY OF WELSHMEN, MWAAHAHAHAHAA!!!



    Eco.
    Excellent! You gather them all together mate, I'm just reloading my minigun.
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by EU_Damz View Post
    Today i learnt that repulsion field [the repel bubble epic for blasters?] deserves its tag as rubbish and almost cried when i realised i didnt have enough cash on that toon to buy a respec recipe.

    Today i learnt to remember you have veteran respecs before trading over a ton of influence for a respec recipe.

    Today i learnt the value of "think before you act".
    Today, I learned that Damz really is, without any doubt, a complete and utter n00b.
  3. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mr_Grey View Post
    "The Hamidon and Hydra are no less unique, but we lash into them on a regular basis," Kip replied to Tiger White, "But I get your point. Perhaps there's a magic way to help the poor critter, maybe even clear whatever had him so spooked."
    Tiger White nodded. "I know someone who could do it, but... She's been away for the last few days... Not due back for a few more days, and where she is there's no cellphone contact or anything."

    She look at Kip as she walked. "Call me Ellie, by the way. Sorry I had a go at you earlier, but well... I kinda have a bit of a short fuse... Comes from being part cat, I think."
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MaestroMavius View Post
    fanny packs
    We call them "bum bags", though they went out of fashion in the pretty early 90's.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MrCaptainMan_NA View Post
    I mean, look at it. it's got a DRAGON on it!

    Eco.
    That's not a dragon.



    It's a heavily disguised sheep!
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by ebon3 View Post
    What is with that, I've often wondered if there was an advantage to having the placement of the controls on the left or right of the vehicle? Or was it simply a nod to some sort of tradtion?
    It dates from the times of mounted soldiers. Everyone fought to the right of them and passed on the left. For some reason though, you lot moved to the other side of the road, making it easier to chop your heads off.
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MOUT__ View Post
    Tell me, what kind of reaction would I have gotten with "hi, I'm Randy, can you help me?"
    Don't worry, as a visitor to our fair land, your medical bills would have been zero.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MOUT__ View Post
    Well, duh. It's a company that sells meat.

    Hot dogs. Armour hot dogs. What kind of kids love Armour hot dogs?
    Umm.. Since when have hot dogs had ANYthing to do with meat?
  8. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mr_Grey View Post
    He turned to Tiger White and floated closer to her.

    "Hey," he said in as even a tone as he could manage, "I... Just... I'm sorry I got so heated. I didn't realize somebody had punched through the beast's foot-thick skull and punctured the brain. I... I haven't done anything like that to anybody... Personally. I didn't realize the damage was so extensive."
    Tiger White look up at Kip, but kept on walking, her short but rapid stride kicking up sand. "That's the problem, people don't realise. Well, you know what? Not realising isn't good enough, not for people like us. One mistake, just ONE, and god knows how many innocents could go splat."

    She nods towards the whale as they approach. "And look what happened here. A unique creature, the likes of which this world has never seen before, reduced to little more than a lump of meat because someone didn't realise. Okay, sure it was trying to hurt people, sure it HAD to be stopped, but is this how we do things? Really? Who the hell made us judge, jury and executioner, eh?"

    She stopped dead in the sand, and glanced back at Zero. "I've been doing this job now for four and a half years, and that guy has to be one of THE most reckless idiots I've ever come across. In fact, there's only ONE person I can think of that's worse."

    She reached up to her collar and pressed a concealed stud. There was a metallic whispering sound as the plates of her armour contracted and folded in on themselves, dissapearing in a couple of seconds into a collar, bracelets, a waist band and a pair of anklets, leaving a slender woman in a light pink tee, red jeans and of course, her long tail.

    "Luckily, SHE doesn't hero much anymore."
  9. I was going to try to describe how dreadful it was, but then realised that the language I'd have to use would have gotten me banned.

    So really, linking it was the only way.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MrCaptainMan_NA View Post
    I almost choked on my Rioja then. I thought it looked a bit like that...but...Jesus...

    Who...how...what...

    What's he like in the role?

    Dear god lol

    Eco.
    See for yourself!
  11. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MrKrazy View Post
    "I don't doubt your tragic pasts, as Kheldian infested humans are a discriminated sort, however, do not ignore labels as a result. Roles and labels are both entirely different, and a hatred of labels should not prevent you from realizing your role in a crisis situation."
    Tiger White turned to leave, intending to head back to the whale and keep an eye on it, when she stopped and turned back to Zero.

    "Oh, and one more thing."

    She reached out a hand and pointed at his nose and from her fingertip, a brightly glowing claw of Kheldian energy slid out, stopping less than an inch from his nose.

    "Don't you EVER call me 'infested' again, understand?"

    She waited a second, to let the message sink in, then retracted the claw and lowered her arm. Then with a muttered "Bigot", she set off back towards the whale.
  12. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MrCaptainMan_NA View Post
    Kiken, who's that in your avatar pic?

    it's not...no, it can't be...can it?

    ...David Hasselhoff?

    Eco.
    It's MUCH worse than that.

    It's David Hasselhoff playing Nick Fury!
  13. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MrKrazy View Post
    "As for being above the law, I highly doubt it. I exert no more authority than the city's laws regarding heroes grant me. I received a call to action, looked upon the situation, used my best judgement, and acted accordingly. But by all means, inform me of my label. I am not closed to criticism."

    "As well, regarding your, "Robots are not alive" argument, I believe my friend here may have an argument against that." He hiked a thumb to M221, counting on the mechanoid to counter at least that much effectively.
    TW let him have his say, before responding. "Fine. The label I'd use for you, and your city files justify it, is 'reckless'. I was going to say something way worse, but you're just not worth the effort."

    She glances over at M221. "As for him, I said they aren't alive USUALLY, if you actually listened to people. Nine out of ten robots are exactly what they appear to be. But if it were a giant robot attacking, would you just steam in and trash it, or would you find out first? *I* would find out."

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by doodaa View Post
    He listened to White Tiger but said nothing, only nodding when she mentioned him. "You were quite the guy back then, weren't ya Squid?" he whispered.

    "Michael..."

    "Sorry, meant to be a joke. That was a bit out of bounds. My bad." Michael turned to the rest of the group and scratched the back of his neck. "Look, the whale is still alive and everyone's okay. I honestly don't get what arguing our points is doing except giving us a reason to argue."
    Turning to Michael, she offered him a small smile. "Sorry, I know that was probably upsetting to your partner, but I was trying to make a point. Labels are nothing but bull, something a coward hides behind when trying excuse unacceptable behaviour, like THIS jerk does. I do think, though, that you should probably let that guy go. Thanks to Captain Jerkoff here, he needs to get to work to see if anything can be done for what's left of that creature, because whilst it may still be alive, it might be kinder to the poor thing if it weren't."
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by BlueRabbit View Post
    Oh, and you can keep the stone faces... I want Yellowstone National Park please. Love the woods.
    So... You WANT one of the worlds largest supervolcanoes in your back yard, then?
  15. A soft female voice sounded behind Zero.

    "Labels are nothing but an excuse for incompetants. A Vahzilok is merely a corpse animated by machinery, so there's no moral issues in destroying it. A giant robot isn't a living being usually, so again, moral issues are limited. A Hydra is a living creature and we've long had the technology to disable them without killing."

    "A hero, on the other hand, is someone who defends others without thought for themselves. Someone who finds a way to resolve a problem where NO one gets seriously hurt, including the bad guys. Which is a bloody LONG way from what I hear about YOU.

    Tiger White stood behind him, a rather unpleasant look on her face, and a small reticle now fitted over her right eye. Text can just about be made out scrolling up the miniature display.

    "But let's talk about LABELS, shall we? The city tried to label me once, it labelled me as a Peacebringer. They tested me, classified me, called me a mid powered range and melee combatant. Then some ******* came along and stuck a Nictus shard in me, so the city gave me NEW labels, they called me murderer, maniac, out of control. That was a REAL nice one that was, lots of stigmata there to get rid of. Eventually, I got rid of the shard, so the city tried to label me as a Peacebringer again. They heaped all sorts of honours on me, granted me higher and higher clearance levels until they couldn't go any higher; but I didn't want ANY of it. Eventually, they gave up and just labelled me as retired, because they couldn't figure out any other way of dealing with me."

    Taking a deep breath, she glanced at the Warshade. "Once upon a time, that guy had a different label too. It was Nictus, murderer, vampire, slaughterer and devourer of his own people. But he overcame THAT label, and changed what he was. Turned away from being a maniac that never thought about the consequences of his actions."

    Looking back to Zero, her expression became a contemptuous one. "But YOU. You hide behind the label of Scrapper. You use it to showboat when the city asks you for help. You use it to give you an excuse to screw around, putting people in danger just so that you can look good."

    She paused to take a breath. "Well, guess what, I can use labels too, and there's one I reserve just for people like you. It's a label I don't often have to use, because I'm a polite person who doesn't like to call people names, but sometimes, you just can't avoid it. It's a label that fits perfectly anyone who thinks that killing the bad guy is more important than protecting people and upholding the law, it's a label that fits perfectly people who think that, just because they have a little bit of power, that puts them ABOVE the law. Want to know what that label is?"

    She paused, waiting to hear his response whilst once again, stray energy crackled around her armour.
  16. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bindweed View Post
    Shape up, man! Shape up!

    *boxes FFM about the ears with rolled-up copy of Wisden*
    *blows a raspberry at Bindy*

    Mate. 61 for 1, after 9 overs. Reckon I'm a tenner up.
  17. FloatingFatMan

    g-a-y supergroup

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shadowe_EU View Post
    Before anyone leaps on poptart for the last line of this, please read it as "being overweight is typically seen as a problem that can be overcome, whereas ones sexual orientation is fundamental to ones nature", since I'm sure that's what was meant.
    Oh, I'm positive he meant that too. I know Poppy.

    Still, BOTH groups are subject to some pretty unpleasant bigotry, yet I've never had anyone stand up for ME and tell the bigots to shut it, quite the opposite in fact (not that I personally need it, you understand). I just think it's really really sad that one group is oft defended, and another is oft ridiculed.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catwhoorg View Post
    No worse than Rod Marsh and Deniis Lillee betting a few quid at 500-1 on England winning back in 1981.

    No matter what this day brings, Freddy Will save us in the manner of Beefy.... What he isn';t in the team ?

    DooooOOOoooOOommMMM
    Freddy can't come out to play, his mummy says he has a sore knee.

    Funny thing is, *I* knew Freddy was out when I made the bet, the guy I bet with, didn't!
  19. Quote:
    Originally Posted by shadowe_EU View Post
    Fixed the geography.

    And you traitor, you.
    Bite me. National pride is one thing, but profit is another!

    As for the geography. I used to LIVE in Headingley, back in 1979. No way did we think we were a suburb of ANYwhere back then, thanks.

    Bloody city dwellers!
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bindweed View Post
    I remember worse.

    I also remember worse by the Australians.

    My money's still on a draw this weekend.

    Who cares? My bet with the guy at work was on TODAY'S score.
  21. Well, so far, the new software is turning out to be a bit of a turkey, isn't it?

    People can't log in, or get logged out a lot.
    Threads get marked as read when you log in, very helpfull.
    Some people can't even post due to silly "input errors".
    Can't have more than 4 images in a post INCLUDING EMOTES!
    STILL getting some timeout errors.
    Oh, and they're totally insecure, putting EVERYONE'S game accounts at risk due to no HTTPS.

    Brilliant, really.

    *slow clap*
  22. FloatingFatMan

    g-a-y supergroup

    Ah well, at least when bigots insult and abuse homosexuals, there are plenty of right thinking people jumping to their defense and shouting down the bigots.

    Shame almost nobody ever thinks to do that for us larger than average folks.
  23. Over by Krill Killer, Tiger White ceased her song and the shield surrounding her and the whale flickered and died. Rising slowly into the air, she drifted over to the beach and sat down heavily in the wet sand. Her tanned face was very pale and drawn as she sat still, staring at the whale.

    Krill Killer himself, now freed of restraint, did nothing. He just floated there, quiescent.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by SinergyX_EU View Post
    I'm still stuck.. what is headenley?

    Stupid british humor..
    Headingley is a town in the UK where the current 4th test of the Ashes cricket tournament is currently being played against Australia.

    As usual, we're getting slaughtered, which is REALLY making my day considering I dropped a tenner on the Aussies to win.