I was watching the show "Icons" on G4 the other day and Jack was one of the "talking heads" telling everyone how cool Frank Miller was. My wife walked into the room and saw him on the screen and said,"Hey, he's cute." I said, "Uh, Honey, that is Jack "Statesman" Emmert. You know the guy that made that game I play that you hate." She looked at me icily and said, "I guess I like cute nerds. That's why I married you." Ah, marriage...Keep the gray States, it makes you look "distinguished".