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  1. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 21, 2005

    Bo Bindel big-time party three days straight after Hollows victory. When Bo Bindel get like this, he like to go to highway and unwind. Troll find car exhaust very relaxing...take edge off Superdine.

    So, Bo Bindel have Trollkins -- Attavel and Attagard -- pick Bo up and take to highway. Just like Bo said, highway did trick.

    Next thing you know, Bo Bindel hear Trollkins yell "Gotcha!" Then...kapes beating crap out of Bo Bindel.

    Bo Bindel, Attavel and Attagard jump off bridge, hit ground hard. Bo Bindel ask, "Small-time Trollkins, why you yell 'Gotcha'?"

    Trollkins say they thought Bo PRETEND to be sleep.

    Huh!? Bo Bindel not pretend to be sleep!! Bo Bindel sleep!!

    "Don't yell Gotcha, Trollkins!! Wake Bo up!!" Bo say.

    Next time Bo Bindel need ride to highway after 'dine bender, Bo Bindel have Beovark sidekick small-time Trollkins.
  2. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 20, 2005

    Mindel mindel mo mindel
    Banana fana fo findel
    Me my mo mindel

    Bo Bindel!!

    Findel findel fo findel
    Ranana rana ro rindel
    Fe fy fo findel

    Bo Bindel!!

    Gindel gindel go gindel
    Janana....

    Huh!? Bo Bindel not know he writing.
  3. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 19, 2005

    Dear Mr. Positron,

    First, let Bo Bindel say you are big-time smart. Also, you handsome but in rugged way that no take away from you masculinity.

    Secondly, Bo Bindel hear you got racket where small-time, young, unorganized kape jerk come to you to get clobbered by villain group all the time. This what Bo Bindel call WIN-WIN.

    Bo Bindel got idea to make your racket better. Ready Bo's idea? Troll.

    That right. Currently you got Vahzilok, Clockwork Knights, and Circle of Thorns in racket. These jerk hitting lotto every night and Bo Bindel seeing no action.

    With this letter, Bo Bindel including sign. Sign say, "Gone fishin'. Be Back Tumorow."

    Put up sign in Steel Canyon and come meet Bo Bindel in Skyway City. We have business meeting and iron out details. Bo Bindel have bagels and deviled eggs for us. You like deviled egg? Bo Bindel love deviled egg.

    You come see Bo Bindel. Bo Bindel and Positron be proactive on getting young dumb cape jerk to get beat up by Trolls. Bo Bindel thank you very much.

    Your number one fan,

    Bo Bindel

    Enclosures: "Gone Fishin'. Be Back Tumorow" Sign
  4. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 18, 2005

    Bo Bindel put on comfy slipper. Get morning paper. Yard look good if Bo Bindel do say for Bo Bindel.

    Outcast City Kid Kody, just coming home. He way vlarded. He say, "Hey, Bo! 'Troll goods best goods! Troll grammar NOT good!'"

    Bo Bindel hate jerk who laugh at own joke.

    Just like Bo Bindel knew, order come down from big, biggest-time Troll. Biggest-time Atta. Atta say Outcast gotta go. Gotta leave Hollows.

    Ogre boss send Freudel, big-time Jutal, to get me for Hollows smash and crash. Rather go with Beovark or Svrgyn, cuz Freudel make fun of Bo Bindel for living with mother. What Freudel know about boy's relationship with mother!?

    But today serious business. No question orders If Outcast can't beat Troll, Outcast blow-up Hollows. Blow up Trolls!

    Freudel, Bo Bindel get to Hollows. Bo Bindel not good with calendar days, but Bo Bindel pretty sure he miss 2 or 3 Teen Titans smashing Outcast.

    Get down to Bo Bindel and Lead Shocker. Bo Bindel smashing and crashing. Outcast shocking and shocking. Smashing/bashing. Shocking/shocking.

    Bo Bindel get tired some reason. Outcast shocking. Bo Bindel smashing. Then, Bo Bindel sleeping.

    When Bo Bindel wake up, Bo Bindel win fight! How he know!? Bo Bindel got Outcast ID 'round neck!

    Bo Bindel go to Ogre, Oglost, who celebrating with more Superdine than Bo Bindel ever see in one place. Bo Bindel show Oglost Outcast ID necklace.

    Oglost say, "Bo Bindel, tell big-time Ogre something big-time Ogre don't know.

    "Big-time is Troll! Small-time is Outcast!"

    You know what? He right.

    Bo Bindel get home. He knock on wall (refridgerator side). He yell to City Kid Kody, "Hey! Kody! Small-time Outcast blow up everything they no smash, Outcast be blowing up lot of stuff!"

    Maybe Bo Bindel laugh at own joke just this one time.
  5. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 15, 2005

    Bo Bindel hear latest Paragon Times got article on restaurant reviews. But Bo no believe everthing he read. Bo friend Jimmy Foster say Knight Ridder own everything now. How we not know that this guy Knight Ridder don't throw rock with Colonel Flanders on weekend?

    Say what you want 'bout Bo Bindel, but Bo Bindel never lie to you. So, here Bo Bindel's big-time review of restaurant.

    Infront Steak House like crap but free.

    Major Flanders Fried Chicken like crap but free.

    Mega Mart AND Mighty Mart like crap but free.

    City of Gyros like crap but free.

    El Super Mexicano...Bo no know. Mexican food no agree with Bo Bindel.

    What can Bo Bindel say? Momma Bindel good cook.
  6. Bo Bindel's Big Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 14, 2005

    Bo Bindel up early cutting grass. Momma Bindel wake him up just like Bo said.

    City Kid Kody live next door (refridgerator side). He Outcast. He yelling thru window. Tell Bo shut up. Him sleep less than Bo Bindel, and Bo Bindel on Superdine most day.

    "What you want Bo Bindel to do small-time City Kid Kody? Lawn mower sound how lawn mower sound."

    Bo know what you thinking, but Momma Bindel and Momma Kody play card with other neighbor (television side). Plus, Kody okay.

    Troll-friend Svrgyn come by. He got big, big-time Caliban with him. Ask Bo Bindel go rabbit hunting. Bo Bindel like to see how good rabbit run with branch up butt. Bo Bindel laugh just thinking about it. But Bo Bindel cutting grass with tooth ache.

    Row after row cut grass. Bo make note to sell grass clippings as Superdine and split profit with Snapper.

    Momma Bindel get home and she yelling at Bo Bindel. Bo Bindel no bag grass. Momma Bindel say make mess of yard.

    Bo Bindel say, "But Momma, that no mess. That mulch! Good for environment! Paragon Times big-time say!"

    But Momma Bindel pretty smart and she no fall for it. Bo Bindel get biodegradable garbage bag from Mighty Mart.

    Bag all grass and Bo Bindel done.

    Now, what Bo Bindel do to make good impression on big, big-time Caliban today? Then Bo Bindel get idea.

    Bo Bindel take leftover bag to Steel Canyon and find Devoured Earth. You think no Devoured Earth in Steel Canyon? Ask unlucky level 9.

    Bo tell Devoured Earth, "Get in bag Earth! Biodegrade!"

    Bo Bindel think tooth-ache least of problem now.
  7. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 13, 2005

    Troll is Troll is Troll.

    Bo Bindel got him favorite t-shirt. T-shirt say, "I HEART Skyway City". And Bo Bindel do! But once in while Bo Bindel need break from big-time hustle, big-time bustle. Bo Bindel need get out to country.

    So, Bo Bindel big-time happy. Bo Bindel get him invite. Invite say:

    Troll Party
    Big-Time Fun
    Hollows
    B.Y.O.S.

    Troll friend Beovark come to Bo Bindel's. Got him "I HEART SKYWAY CITY" t-shirt on too. Now Bo Bindel have to change before party!

    Sneak in Hollows only small-time problem for smart Troll most day. But today crawl with kapes, police drones, and rabbits. (Troll word for police officers. They always look scared. Just like rabbit.)

    Turn out dumb jerk Outcasts take in narc. Narc ugly like Outcast. Narc stink like Outcast. But him Paragon PD!

    So narc been telling cape all 'bout Troll and Outcast business in Hollows. Outcast big-time stupid move bring big-time heat down on Hollows. Now, we stuck in Skyway City. Miss party.

    Say what you want bout Superdine. But you either Troll or you no Troll. No undercover Troll.

    Troll is Troll is Troll. Stupid Outcast.
  8. [ QUOTE ]
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    As someone who has two level 50s I am absolutely bored with missions.

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    As a father and an owner of a boat, I can safely say that you are not bored with missions.

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  9. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 12, 2005

    Bo Bindel friend, Jimmy Foster, work at M.C. Louis Investment. Small-time Jimmy Foster get all excited. Talk about first quarter stock report. Bo Bindel not know what all talk mean. But Bo Bindel think he know this. This company Wall-Mart got lot of money.

    This give Bo Bindel idea. You want hear it? Troll-Mart!

    That right. You want 40 roll toilet paper 2.99? Bo Bindel get you 40 roll for 2.99? You want 2 gallon of hand soap for 4.99? Bo Bindel go get you lot of hand soap. Who gonna stop Bo Bindel?

    Your hand be silky smooth for long-time. Plus, your mom make you get more toilet paper, you say. "Mom, we got! Bo Bindel get for us lots." You never run out.

    You say Wal-Mart already have 40 roll toilet paper 2.99? Bo Bindel take what you got on you.

    Plus, Bo Bindel get you car or Superdine too! Why not get hand soap and car at same place. This give you more time throw rock.

    So kape jerk, tell everyone you know! Troll-Mart open for business!
  10. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 11, 2005

    Bo Bindel hang out. Unwind. Beat chest, throw rock, take Superdine. You know. Thing everyone do.

    Then Bo Bindel remember dentist appointment. Momma Bindel get real mad Bo miss. She tell Bo Bindel since he Troll, insurance company no want Bo Bindel have dentist. Momma Bindel say COBRA benefit almost up on Bo Bindel and have to see dentist today!

    Bo Bindel no know what all fancy talk mean. Bo just know that Momma Bindel get mad, she wake Bo Bindel up early all week.

    So Bo Bindel start run real big-time run. Bo Bindel get to Hell's Highway and hang big time right. Bo Bindel think he remember which way to dentist. Only Dentist who see Troll. Maybe he Troll dentist!

    Bo Bindel run to Troll dentist. Running. Running. Running. Then, Bo Bindel get in front of train station before dentist office, and... Aaaaargh! Police Drone send Bo Bindel to jail. Bo Bindel mad! Bo Bindel almost there! What Bo Bindel do?!

    Now, Bo Bindel sit in jail. Bo Bindel tooth ache. But tonight...chow time, head count then lights out.

    Free food for Bo Bindel! Who laughing now, Police Drone!?
  11. Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
    Bo Bindel
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 10, 2005

    Bo Bindel check your wallet!

    So, Bo-Bindel hanging out with big-time friend, big-time troll, and big-time boss, Gardvark. Gardvark big-time smart. Gardvark tell Bo Bindel, "Bo Bindel, big-time Gardvark smash cape big smash and crash. Then, big-time Gardvark check for wallet.

    "If kape got wallet, wallet got money, big-time Gardvark got money. Gardvark got big-time Superdine!"

    So, now....

    Bo Bindel check your wallet!

    Bo Bindel want him money too, and Superdine! But Bo Bindel also want to make necklace of all heroes driver's licen... driver's licen... Oh, Bo Bindel frustrated! ID cards!

    That's right! Bo Bindel no like capes, but Bo Bindel like Kapes crazy colors. Bo Bindel going to make necklace of all hero ID cards! Bo then have him crazy-color necklace!

    But now Bo learn most capes don't drive. Bo learn most kapes wear spandex. No place to put hero ID cards. Bo no have him necklace yet with crazy-color driver lic.... driver lic... UGGGGH! Hero ID cards!

    So Bo asking kapes. Get Hero ID cards and put in pocket! If Kape no have pocket! Kape go get lap-sac or man-bag!

    Oh, and before Bo Bindel forget. Bring money too,kape!

    Bo Bindel check your wallet!
  12. Bo Bindel's Big-time Diry
    Resident Troll, Skyway City
    APRIL 9, 2005

    Firiend come to Bo Bindel and say, "Bo, why Troll always run crazy kape jerks?"

    Bo say, "No, Troll no run. Troll big smash and crash."

    Friend tell Bo, "No, bO. Troll run! Paragon Times big-time say!"

    So, Bo get to thinking, "Bo hungry. Then Bo think, yeah, why Troll run?!"

    Bo go to ask big-time boss, big-time Jutal, "Jutal, why you run from Kape last time?"

    And Jutal say,"You see me with arms-folded, small-time Bo Bindel, selling big-time Superdine! You know I move arm all 'round and talk real good talk Superdine customer! Big-time Jutal no get beat by crazy Kape! Small-time Bo bINdel, better crazy kape beat up him."

    Bo Bindel get mad...then get hungry...then remember Bo Bindel mad. Bo Bindle beat chest so big-time Jutal know Bo mad.

    Bo Bindel say, "Next time Bo Bindel fold arm. Bo Bindel sell Superdine. Bo Bindel talk talk to Skull mask man, and big-time Jutal get beat by stupid Kape."

    Now bo Bindel get beat by crazy Kape-man AND big-time Jutal. *Sigh.* Bo Bindel head hurt.
  13. L27 science tanker (fire) is seeking SG for some RP. Plz send me private message if you are recruiting. SG w/interesting web site would be great and serious-minded heroes. (No names like "Hot Chic" or "Psycho Ex". They are funny but real heroes in comics don't have names like this.) Also, if there are relatively few "scary" characters, that would be a big bonus. Not to be picky, but for every 100 Captain Americas in comics, there is one Ghost Rider.

    Walter Fleming is a former truck driver for Crey Industries. After a mysterious "car accident" Fleming's body and muscle mass swelled immensely and he absorbed the properties of combustion. Fleming now breathes the same diesel fumes that ran his big rig; and he emits fire and carbon monoxide making contact with his wife and child impossible. Dr. Raymond Keyes (Positron) performed tests on Walter Fleming and is convinced that Fleming was being indoctrinated into Crey's "Operation 11" program, transforming promising employees into supervillains against the heroes of Paragon. Unfortunately, Fleming is one of Crey's less successful experiments as Keyes told him he likely only has a few months to a year to live. Now, as Fire Wa11, he vouges to spend his remaining days to put an end to Countess Crey and her multi-million dollar empire.
  14. Grand said
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    Thanks to this guide I am hunting Skuls with the best of them. I also saved 15% on my car insurance.

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    FireWa11 said, Grand and True Noir, you're hilarious....and you're killing more Skuls! then ever before!
  15. Celebrities Alan Alda and John Leguizamo use the Go Hunt Kill Skuls how-to guide! Shouldn't you be using the Go Hunt Kill Skuls! how-to guide too?!
  16. Speedy G and Scarlet Rouge, Love your arch nemesis. Picking Scorch(er?) and Clock Work is very non-pretentious picking characters that you will actually fight often is very realistic. I went toe to toe with a scorcher yesterday and it was a doozy. I immediately heightened my temperature resistance.
    Blood Wolfe (sp) Good point! I have my arch nemesis in mine and if we all get COV when it comes out maybe we can create arch enemies for each other to fight. Whatever you want, when we get the game let me know and I'll create em. Would love to add my COV arch nemesis to my info. He is going to be a bigger version of me from the same experiment. This time, Crey picked someone who is big, bad and rotten to the core so as not to get a mind of his own. OF course the process has been more perfected since failing on me, so I'll have my hands full with this one. Scarlet, is it safe to post names and ideas of future characters do you think here? I love the way my character looks and I would hate if someone borrowed the look. Everyone trustworthy when it comes to integrity of creating own ideas you think here? I'm sure. I hope.

    Pal, give me some time to read yours more. Thx for input folks!
  17. Thanks, Averisk. Fire Wa11, was born Walter Fleming. Truck driver for Crey Industries. After an unfortunate auto collision, Walter was declared dead by Crey to his wife and children and secretly kept for Crey's secret "Operation 11" defense plan. Walt was given a blood transfusion to keep him alive; he later learned from Dr. Raymond Keyes the blood was from a mutant, Riktus or combination and that he only had 3 months to a year to live. While his insides deteriorate, the blood has caused Walter Fleming's body and muscle mass to swell. No longer does he breathe air but the the same diesel fumes of the trucks he had driven for so long causing his body to emit a fiery nauseous substance. Now, as Fire Wa11, he easily escaped Crey's labs but his unique condition makes it impossible for him to be with his wife and child. Fire Wa11 has dedicated his remaining time alive to end Crey Industries.
  18. The NEW Dawn Patrol
    Fire Wa11 (two ones instead of Ls in name) on Virtue
    L15 TAnker seeks super group members. Background stories are important...preferably ones which tie-in to the mythology already created by COH. The original Dawn Patrol was Starlite's group, a hero fallen to the Lost. (We'll be like the New Mutants to Dawn Patrol's X-Men before they went overboard with X-Factor, et al.) My arch nemesis is Crey; join up and I promise (major exp to get us to L30 and) start fighting Crey. I don't have to be leader although I am good at keeping us alive. Would like someone good at recon (maps/directions) as captain or team leader. Also, not too many jokey names or villainy names. Every SG needs a funny guy and a scary guy, but not TOO many. Reply to this forum or send me in-game email. (See proper spelling above please.) Thank you.
  19. Moving up thru the levels, huh? Clobbering a bunch of bad guys, huh? Wouldn't it be safe to say you made some enemies along the way? Who hates you the most? Who are you sworn to defeat above all others? In COH my hero, Fire Wa11 (two ones not Ls on the Virtue server), is a former truck driver for Crey Industries who developed the science that is responsible for his current condition (fire aura among it) that prohibits contact with his wife and child. Safe to say he wants Crey to have a bad day every day. Also, for those who plan to get COV, creating characters on your server for your friends on COH to fight as an arch rival would be fun too. (Think SabreTooth to Wolverine.) Be a friend! Out of your 3 or more characters, let a friend on COH or COV have input in one of them as to who they see as an arch nemesis. So, who is your arch enemy and why? What would your arch enemy on COV be like and why? Is this too RP for ya'? We all want to know. Thx.