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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 20, 2005

Bo Bindel recap for you now Bo Bindel's management style. How he get big-time sy-nr-gy going with Bo Bindel crew.

Bo Bindel talking business over the fence. Tell Momma Kody how Bo Bindel trying to pull off crime of century with crew of Dark Ages.

Momma Kody big-time school teacher. (She no have to worry 'bout COBRA benefit stuff.) When kids fight in school she give them time-out clock.

So, Bo Bindel take Momma Bindel's baking clock turn it into "Bo Bindel Crew Official Troll Time-Out Clock." Bo Bindel write it on clock so Beovark and Svrgyn no think we baking cookies. Get as far as B and O. (Bo write very big.)

Anyway, Beovark start complaining about how White-Knuckle Willy dating Beovark's ex-girlfriend and he no want to meet Family in Inde-whatever Port. Beovark getting mad just thinking 'bout it. Bo Bindel give him clock. Tell Beovark him got to sit quietly for 10 minutes.

Svrgyn say he gotta bust early. Got somewhere he gotta be. Bo Bindel say, "Where you gotta be Svrygyn?! You always gotta leave early now that Bo Bindel get big-time promotion!"

But Bo Bindel no letting him leave. This big-time meeting! Bo Bindel crew almost where we need to be. Try wrestling him to foor. No letting him go.

Then, Svrgyn play politic. He say Bo Bindel just mad 'cause Beovark ask out Mary Helen last week.

"Beovark ask out Mary Helen?!" Bo say. "RAAAAWWR!!"

Bo Bindel start beating crap out of Beovark. Beovark can no fight back. Got him 'Bo Bindel Crew Official Troll Time-Out Clock.' Clearly marked B and O.

Beovark start pointing out that Bo Bindel need time-out.

Svrgyn say, "Sorry, Beovark! We only got one time-out clock! That why it so official!"

Svrgyn start laughing. Beovark start questioning Svrgyn's Troll-hood...he so mad about Bo Bindel big-time smashing, crashing.

Now, Svrgyn AND Bo Bindel beating crap out of Beovark. But I tell you what, Momma Kody's idea big-time work. Beovark no complain about dypsomniac security company idea again.

Momma Kody, she big-time smart. Bo Bindel make note: next time see City Kid Kody, tell him he adopted. 'Dat pretty funny, right?

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 19, 2005


SGT SEEKS SF

Single green Troll seeks single female. Fortune teller, magician or someone likely to be kidnapped by COT in next two weeks preferred.

BO BINDEL GOING TO ORANBEGA!

Occasional smoke/drink/married okay. Must be good with maps.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 18, 2005

(Bo Bindel's Big-Time Disclaimer: Bo Bindel got no problem with spirituality or the Hokey Pokey.)

Bo Bindel driving to Inde-whatever Port. Meet with Family bosses. Oglost last words to Bo Bindel? "Be scary."

But Bo Bindel driving to meeting in Chevette with "Honk if you love Jesus", "God is my co-pilot" and "What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?" bumper sticker.

Bo Bindel ask driver, Trollkin twin Attagard, how 'dis happen. Attagard say, "Attavel and Attagard got us sister. Sister got car on Sunday, Tuesday, Friday."

Bo Bindel say, "So?"

"So," say Attagard. "Trollkin twins got car on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday."

"So?" ask Bo Bindel.

"So," say Attagard. "Twins got car one more day than sister, that 'so'."

"What that got to do with being scary?" say Bo Bindel.

"Trollkin twins strike big-time deal with sister," Attagard say. "Sister got car one less day, get her one more bumper sticker. Sister had her big-time spiritual awakening."

"What this hokey pokey stuff then," ask Bo Bindel.

"That Attagard's. Me think that funny," say Attagard.

Bo Bindel got big-time crisis communications problem now. Looking for Swedish biker-metal band sticker to stay on message.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 17, 2005

May big-time Nielsen ratings month. Bo Bindel make list of show Bo like to see:

1. History Channel always go back million year. Do re-enactment of what caveman had for breakfast. How 'bout documentary of Benjamin Franklin Troll hunting dinosaur?

2. "When Plants Attack! Devoured Earth Gone Wild" What you waiting for, Nielsen? Ton of pre-existing footage keep overhead low.

3. "Zombie's Paradise" by Coolio Eidolon get Bo's head bobbin'. What 'bout him with white dude in cop show? Sound like no miss.

4. "Kape Jerk Survivor"...take kapes to island. Leave them there. What? 'Dat the show.

5. Whatever happen to John Saxon? White dude in "Enter the Dragon" kick much butt. Bring him back to kick crap out of Ryan Seacrest. 'Seacrest...out!' Saxon...in!

That enough ideas for now. Bo Bindel...out!

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 16, 2005

*phone message<beep!>*

"Helloooooooooooo, Mr. Bindel! It's Dr. Neuromancy! I am calling to tell you that Lord Rectificator has just been named Captain of Her Royal Fleet by the Dutchess of Parsippany. Now, Lord Rectificator is so heroic, that he doesn't want me to tell anyone about his new title. But I am...AS A PRAC-TI-CAL JOKE! Ohhhhhhhh the tomfoolery!

But on an important note, Lord Rectificator's new name will be Cap'n Comeuppance. He assures me that he will be re-leveling to a respectable status shortly, and this won't affect his duties here nor abroad. So please:

1) Update your contact information to include the captain's new name and rank, and...

2) Note that the new battlecry will be, 'Your going to get your comeuppance, dear boy. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. You will have your comeuppance not withstanding.'

Thank you, Mr. Bindel! Dr. Neuromancy here! Signing off!"

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 13, 2005

"So, according to small-time Jimmy Foster, that what box mean," Bo Bindel say.

Svrgyn don't say thing. Svrygyn no like Skull bullets any more than Bo Bindel do.

Always Beovark gotta make big-time problem. Beovark say, "What 'bout Crest mouthwash?"

"What 'bout Crest mouthwash?", Bo Bindel say.

"Proctor Gamble big-time congolmerate," say Beovark. "Everything Proctor Gamble do make money. Proctor Gamble do big-time research on thinking out of box. Plan to make Crest mouthwash. P&G research and development say Crest mouthwash won't make money. Go back to just toothpaste. Proctor Gamble in box."

"That different," Bo Bindel say. "Jimmy Foster say consumer associate one benefit with one product. Consumer think, 'Crest no fresh breath. Crest big-time cavity protection!' So, Crest no do good with mouthwash. If Close-Up toothpaste come out with mouthwash, that different story."

"Svrgyn think they got Close-Up mouthwash at Troll hideout," Svrgyn say.

"What Close-Up mouthwash taste like?" Bo Bindel want to know.

"Taste like Close-Up," say Svrgyn.

"That make sense," say Bo.

"Well", say Beovark. "What 'bout New Coke? New Coke out of box and New Coke big-time suck."

"Jimmy Foster probably say Coke have big time success 'cause anywhere in world you buy one Coke one price any time," guess Bo Bindel. "All cost the same. All taste the same. Consumer feel big-time betrayed by New Coke."

"Bo Bindel got all these examples of big-time company losing big-time money by thinking out of box," say Beovark. "Why not Bo Bindel crew just make money inside of box?"

"Look, Beovark make some good point, Bo Bindel give that to Beovark," say Bo Bindel. "But bottom line is this: stealing stuff without front-security-guard-company of dypsomniacs, selling Superdyne, kidnap, that all well and good, but Freudel already doing all that stuff. Bo Bindel crew gotta be better than Freudel crew or why Bo Bindel crew do anything?"

Beovark say, "That pretty stupid reason to think out of box!"

Bo Bindel sick of Beovark! Bo Bindel go to big-time smack Beovark! Beovark duck and Bo Bindel big-time smack Svrgyn. Svrgyn beat chest. Go to poke Bo Bindel in eyes with fingers. Bo Bindel line up hand with nose and big-time block Svrgyn.

Beovark big-time laughing. That make Svrgyn big time mad. Svrgyn rock arms and pump legs big-time quick standing in place. Stick fist out. Beovark smack Svrgyn fist. Svrgyn fist land on Svrgyn head.

Bo Bindel remember he mad at Beovark. Beovark get Momma Bindel's tweezers and grab Beovark by nose-hair. Drag Beovark to work bench and put head in vice.

Svrgyn still standing in one place rocking arm and pumping leg making 'woo woo woo' noise.

This happen every time Bo Bindel crew! Bo Bindel try to create professional atmosphere, but Bo Bindel crew end up acting like three... three... Ugh! Bo Bindel can't think of word for it.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 12, 2005

Bo Bindel been writing Big-Time Diry over month now. As you can imag... im ...ima. Ugggh! ...THINK, Bo Bindel get many letters and emails from kape jerk wanting to know more 'bout Troll, and Troll lifestyle. (Girl keep asking if Trollkin twins single. Answer: Bo no know. Bo no really care too much 'bout Trollkins.)

So, Bo try to answer kape jerk question every so often. Shut kape jerk up. Dr. Neuro-whatever ask:

"Dear Mr. Bindel:

First let me say that we reverers of truth, justice and the American way over at G.I.F.T find a delightful guilty pleasure in your misbegotten little rants. Around the watercooler at M.A.G.I., you're known as 'The Droll Troll'.

I'm sure the irony is not lost on you that in the German Austrian region of Western Europe, the people's forefathers were telling grisly tales to their siblings of trolls living in the woods with regenerative abilities. Well, here we are in the cradle of moderninity and we have trolls in this very locale!

My question to you, Mr. Bindel, is this: though most of our knowledge of mythical trolls stems from the Bavarian culture, with their names descending from early Gothic, the names of Trolls today seem to be of Scandinavian influence, a language derived from a different region entirely. Can you clear up as to whether this is a transgression on today's Trolls part, or a case of the Bavarians borrowing mythos from the Scandinavians, ala the Romans to the Greeks? Thank you so much for putting this debate between Lord Rectificator and I to rest.

Regards,

Dr. Neuromancy

P.S. Further adding to the confusion is that Atta -- your 'biggest-big time Troll' as you so eloquently put it -- is actually the title of an early German poem by Heinke that drew parallels between political engagement and aesthetics in early Austrian life."

Bo Bindel hungry.

Re-rolled him from 8 up to 6 yesterday. Wow, Psionic Lance is a pretty bad-a** power. Not bad for an old man.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 11, 2005

Bo Bindel say to friend Jimmy Foster, "Small-time Jimmy Foster, walk Bo Bindel again through why Mary Helen no like Bo."

"Okay," small-time say. "Mary Helen likes a guy named Beauregard Billingsworth III. Beauregard and I use to work the streets as small-time hustlers -- the three-card monte, the pigeon drop, the Jamaican switch, short-change -- all that. Then, the Rikti invasion happened. Everything goes to h-ll and every small-time thug on the streets is walking around with super powers or a bazooka. So, I got out and took the G-7 and Beauregard started taking Superdine."

Bo say, "Bo Bindel like this Beauregard guy already. Taking G-7....? That like taking Superdine?"

"No not really," Foster say. "Any-hoo, this Beauregard Billingsworth the III, he was such a good street hustler people used to call him 'Bo Bindle' as in, 'I got swindled and bo bindled!' Do you get where I'm going with this?"

"Bo think so," me say. "We go smash this Beauregard guy so Mary Helen like Bo Bindel instead!"

"No, Bo," say Jimmy Foster. "YOU are Beauregard Billingsworth the III. Mary Helen liked you the way you used to be. Haven't you ever noticed I call your mom Ms. Billingsworth?"

"Bo no know," me say. "Jimmy Foster give me headache with all this small-time talk. Bo got extra ticket to go game. Mary Helen no want to go. Small-time Jimmy Foster go to game with Bo Bindel?"

"Yeah, small-time Foster go to game with Bo Bindel," small-time say.

Mad Gremlin,

You're right. The problem was simple. TheCardinal is not a kinetic/energy defender but a kinetic/psyhic defender. I will re-roll him and *sigh* keep a positive attitude about it! Thank you very much.

I may have screwed up and I'm counting on your creativity/knowledge of the game to rescue my 2nd alt, TheCardinal on Virtue, a Level 8 kinetic defender with energy blast (2ndary). Here is some background:

My first alt is TheExorcist. A young, former featherweight champ turned priest because boxing had damaged his hearing/torn ligaments. Long story short, The Exorcist is a natural controller who gets his grav/ff from G-d. Eventually, he will be manipulated into working for man -- specifically -- the Vatican.

That leads me to TheCardinal. My 2nd alt. (Main is unrelated to this story line.) TheCardinal is to TheExorcist what Cancer Man is to Moulder. A shadowy background figure. Literally, the top official at the Paragon ARchidiocese who was born a very powerful mutant (which betrays his weak and feeble appearance.) What took me down this path was just some creative writign I was playing around with on my friends' message board here:
http://discussion.thedarwin.com/cgi-...num=1112810475


And here is my dilemma with any of your suggestions on character build/creative direction to stay true to character, etc. very appreciated:

It is my own fault. From the storyline, TheCardinal has the ability to create deafening noises (Psychic Shriek). But, the story also implies it weakens its targets (Kinetic). So, rather than making TheCardinal a mind controller (Psychic Shriek), I made him a kinetic defender just to try a new archetype. (what I mean by fault.) But it would seem that a kinetic defender will never have access to Psychic Shriek. I am looking for a creative way to solve this. Two options I can come up with are:

1) TheCardinal is so powerful, but also so self-itnerested and political, that he has many abilities (archetypes) he could draw from. He is a kinetic defender so as not to get his hands too dirty because that is the power set he takes to the streets. (If he is hitting the streets, you can bet he is doing a favor for some senator or a powerful figure that will help him anyway; no, TheExorcist has heroic tendencies. TheCardinal, does not.)

2) I could select fear and say that TheCardinal is converting kinetic energy into horrifying sounds, screams or voices. Actually, that sounds pretty cool, but I have two characters planned for COV that will have fear.

So, I guess my questions would be. 1) Am I missing a power that is closer to Psychic Shriek that a kinetic defender has access to? 2) Am I wrong in stating that a kinetic defender CANNOT ever pick Psychic Shriek. 3) Any other suggestions on the creative direction to keep The Cardinal true to his character of being able to use kinetic energy to defend OR control?

Also, please feel free to checkout the storyline so far I posted above. I am excited about a tough guy character like the exorcist who ironically is the Vatican's ears, eyes and fists on the mean streets of Paragon. If a location did explode overnight with aliens, portal technology, magic relics, etc., you can bet this world's longest surviving instittuions would have some boots on the ground to ensure their preservation. COH rules!

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 10, 2005

(Bo Bindel's Big-Time Disclaimer: Bo Bindel realize that Chinese restaurant owner speak English lot better than Bo speak Chinese/English.)

BO BINDEL GOT HIM REPEL!

Bo Bindel at Feng-Shui's Super King China Buffet with Trollkin Twins -- Attavel and Attagard. Bo Bindel recapping less-than-pleasant dining experience with owner.

Bo say to Mr. Shui, "So, Bo in line at buffet. Bo see you got hard boiled eggs. Bo think, 'China Buffet off to good start.' Then, Bo Bindel see hard boiled eggs cut in half the long way. Think to self, 'Bo like where this is going.' Then, no mayonaise mixed in center. Yolk dry like crap!"

Mr. Shui say, "Bo Bindel, why you keep coming here!? I tell you, Bo Bindel, stop coming! You still owe me from last 37 time you eating! Bo Bindel always make trubboh! Troll walk in, customer all leave!"

Then, Tsoo ninja tattoo men come in. Big-time interrupt Bo Bindel. Tsoo talk 'bout protection money from Super King China Buffet.

Bo Bindel no care 'bout Tsoo business. Bo Bindel in middle of free marketing advice for Mr. Shui. Bo beat-chest, figure Tsoo get the message.

No.

Flying stars going everywhere. Small-time Trollkins leave gun in car. We trip over vat of fortune cookie trying to get out.

Bo Bindel sliding, sliding on fortune cookies. Grab nearest thing Bo Bindel can find. At time, was fortune cookies.

Bo Bindel throwing hard -- big-time hard -- gobs and gobs of pre-packaged fortune cookie at Tsoo. Turn out, enough of those air-tight packets pop on Tsoo at once, fortune cookie got knock-back!

So, next time you see Bo Bindel in Skyway City, Bo Bindel may have whole lot of Mr. Shui's fortune cookies in pocket. Bo Bindel got kape jerk's fortune right here. It say....

BO BINDEL GOT HIM REPEL!

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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 9, 2005

crew- (krue) n. A group of people working together; a gang: ie: "A crew of stagehands...."

stage·hand- (stajehand)n. A worker who shifts scenery, adjusts lighting, and performs other tasks required in a theatrical production: ie: "The stagehand working the V--ina Monologues is very talented."

So, Bo Bindel try to explain what crew is to Beovark and Svrgyn. Still they complain about Bo Bindel's security-guard-of-dypsomniacs idea.

But you know Bo Bindel by now. Bo Bindel always hold ace. Bo Bindel got news from Atta that Svrgyn don't have go to Skull party now. Atta call whole thing off. (Bo Bindel not know why; politics even in Trolls.) So, Bo Bindel tell Beovark and Svrgyn to go along with idea and Svrgyn no have to go to Skull party.

Beovark big-time jerk! Beovark say, "Beovark still no want Beovark doing dypso-maniac idea."

Svrgyn beat chest real big-time beat. Svrgyn say, "Raaaaaaawwrrrrrrrrr!!"

Now, Beovark and Svrgyn big-time fighting. Bo Bindel make note: take big rocks out of meeting room...maybe.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 6, 2005

Ow! Stupid Clock.

Ow! Stupid Clock.

Ow! Stupid Clock.

See 'da fender!? See 'da fender, boy!? You want fender!? You want fender don't you, Clock!? Go get it! Get 'da fender, boy! Good, boy!

Stupid Clock.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 5, 2005

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Agenda

Bo Bindel Crew
2nd Meeting
Two or Three Teen Titans from Today

To attend:
Bo Bindel
Beovark
Svrgyn (if Svrgyn not dead)

I. Bo Bindel's notes on what small-time Jimmy Foster say about box.

II. Where to find dypsomniacs for front security guard-company.

III. Pinckney & Son Troll kind of law firm!!!

IV. Discuss meeting in Inde-whatever Port with White-Knuckle Rossi.

V. Who got car?

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 4, 2005

JULIUS THE TROLL:

Bo Bindel, why Bo Bindel bring camera?


BO BINDEL:

Bo Bindel starting new magazine. First magazine 'bout Troll, by Troll, for Troll. Magazine have all aspects of being Troll covered: hollowing out places, beating chest, throwing rock. It all there.


JULIUS THE TROLL:

What magazine called?


BO BINDEL:

Uh...Troll's Life. Julius the Troll always on bridge (talking to kape.) Bo Bindel want Julius the Troll on bridge to be first cover.


JULIUS THE TROLL:

Julius don't know. Julius like to keep low profile.


BO BINDEL:

Oh, Bo Bindel know Julius like to keep profile big-time low. But so panoramic on bridge in Hollows with the sun and the moon and the water. If this Troll radio show, Bo not ask. But this magazine. This visual....


JULIUS THE TROLL:

Okay. Okay.


BO BINDEL:

Big-time photo of big-time Julius right there on bridge! Uh, not quite right. Take step back.


JULIUS THE TROLL:

Here?


BO BINDEL:

No, Julius take couple more back be better.


JULIUS THE TROLL:

Here?


BO BINDEL:

One more back maybe.


JULIUS THE TROLL:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee. ..?


BO BINDEL

Bye bye, Julius. Bo save for you space in da' obituraries.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 3, 2005

Bo Bindel sad. Troll politics. Big-time bosses ask Bo Bindel to send Svrgyn to party. Skulls at party. No Bo Bindel. No Beovark. Just Svrgyn and Skull bullets if Skull still mad about Bo Bindel inci... Bo Bindel inci... Bo smash Skulls.

No send Bo 'cause Bo Jutal. Sending Svrygyn as bait. If Skulls attack. Atta know we got two-front war -- Outcasts and Skull. Of course Skull attack. This Paragon City. Everyone attack!

Bo Bindel break news to Svrgyn. Tell him, "Either way, Svrgyn have good time at party. 'Kay?"

But Bo Bindel no send Svrgyn empty handed. Give him CD. Tell him make sure party play CD.

"What CD?" Svrgyn ask.

"Rikti subliminal CD", say Bo. "Bo pull strings for Svrgyn. Get Svrgyn CD. Play CD. Everyone at party turn to pussycat. Svrgyn big-time smash if Svrgyn need to crash way out. Bo Bindel, Beovark and Trollkin twins wait outside.

"Don't get caught with CD. CD illegal."

Svrgyn ask, "Why Rikti CD illegal but Jewel operate with impugnity?"

"Bo Bindel not know," Bo say.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
MAY 2, 2005

Dear Skyway City Mayor, Big-Time Councilman Guy or Whatever,

Bo Bindel writing in regard to city's Clockwork problem. These Tesla cages...take Bo forever to get anywhere!

Bo Bindel

P.S. When you cut grass, you bag or mulch?

Bo Bindel's Big Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
APRIL 29, 2005

(Bo Bindel's Big-Time Disclaimer: Bo Bindel want to say up-front that sleeping disorder serious business affecting mill..., hun..., thou.... Bo Bindel not exactly know the number but pretty sure it a lot.)

BO BINDEL:

Okay, Bo Bindel big-time Jutal now. Beovark and Svrgyn, you guys Bo Bindel's friends. That make us crew. Bo Bindel got idea to make crew and Trolls big-time money.

Jimmy Foster's ex-girlfriend tell Bo Bindel that Jimmy Foster dypsomniac. That mean he sleep with eyes open. First time ex-girlfriend see, she big-time freak out. Before Jimmy Foster took G-7, he work as security guard. Sleep all night at warehouse and make money. Bo Bindel's crew gonna start a security company. Hire all dypsomniacs. Businesses all over town get ripped off by Bo Bindel crew while security guards sleep. Any questions?


BEOVARK:

What G-7?


BO BINDEL:

Bo Bindel not know. Next question.


SVRGYN:

Why not Bo Bindel crew just steal stuff without front security guard company of dypso-maniacs?


BO BINDEL:

No. Next question.


SVRGYN:

Why not Bo Bindel crew just sell Superdyne?


BO BINDEL:

'Cause Bo Bindel stay up most of night thinking about 'dis.


BEOVARK:

Why not we just take crowbars and smash into cars?


BO BINDEL:

Raaaaawrrrr! Look, Jimmy Foster talk about thing called box. Beovark and Svrgyn in box. Bo Bindel outside of box. That where you need to be.


SVRGYN:

Box not big enough for three Trolls?


BEOVARK:

What box dimensions?


BO BINDEL:

Is no box!


BEOVARK:

Beovark think he speak for all Trolls in box when he say Beovark and Svrgyn don't know what Bo Bindel talking about?


SVRGYN:

If box can't fit three Trolls, how we gonna fit dypso-maniacs in box?


BEOVARK:

Beovark thought Dypso-Maniacs new street gang in Bricks?


BO BINDEL:

Bo Bindel hungry. Bo Bindel crew take power lunch now. Crew remind Bo Bindel to phone conf... phone conf... call Jimmy Foster about box. Small-time Jimmy Foster clear up box non-issue.

I don't keep up with all the nerfs a whole lot but I will make one observation. The other day, provoke didn't seem to work at all in PVP. I'm not expecting them to run right into my aura, but they didn't even stop to take some long-range shots. Fear seems to work spectacularly well, however, which I don't have until I create my first or 2nd big baddie on COV.

I'm guessing it's gonna be a full-moon tonight because there is some big-time ranting going on today. So this is just one civil observation. A second would be you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
APRIL 28, 2005

COT stuck-up.

Bo Bindel leaving probation officer meeting. Bo Bindel on elevator with COT man.

Bo Bindel no like uncomfortable silences. Bo like a little conversation.

So, Bo say, "COT's Behemoth Overlord kind of like chicken. They got wings but they no fly.

"If Bo Bindel had wings, Bo Bindel fly all time. Bo Bindel probably fly above Atlas statue and drop little Bo Bindel presents on statue of boy scout.

"Kape jerk up there getting Top Dog Badge, and Bo Bindel above with Troll droppings for kape jerk. Bo Bindel say, 'Hey, Kape Jerk! How you like last night deviled eggs!?'"

Bo Bindel laugh so hard thinking about it he have to dry eyes on COT man's fancy dress. Still, COT man say nothing Bo Bindel.

COT stuck-up.

Bo Bindel's Big time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
APRIL 27, 2005

Bo Bindel put on favorite shirt -- "I HEART SKYWAY CITY" -- and go see Mary Helen as big-time Jutal now. Bo Bindel get there and he see all kapes flying around.

Bo Bindel no like to see kape with Mary Helen. Bo Bindel beat chest real big-time beat so kapes make like a tree and get out.

Turn out kapes no like to see Bo Bindel with Mary Helen either. Big-time rumble.

Now, Bo Bindel mad...go get him back-up against kape jerks. Who Bo Bindel see but Freudal.

Bo Bindel think fast, real big-time fast. Tell Freudal we got to smash and crash kape jerks real bad over Superdine. But Freudal already hear Bo Bindel strike-out with Mary Helen AND get clobbered by kape jerk.

Freudal tell everybody! Bo Bindel no want to be negative, but Bo Bindel lose his composure for just one moment.

#@%@##$ Freudal! Telling everybody in this $#$@* one-horse, $@$^* po-dunk, !$^@#% backwoods, tiny-a@# town about Bo Bindel striking out with Mary Helen and getting beat up by @##$@@! kape-jerk before I get a $@# chance to round up a @#$$@! crew to get revenge on those #!^%$ cape jerks by telling my @#$$Z friends that this all over @##$@ Superdine instead of a @##@$@ girl! Don't anyone in this @#@#$ one-horse, @##$@ po-dunk, @##$@ backwoods, tiny-a$@, @##@$ town know to keep @#$@ mouth shut about @#$@#$# big-time Jutal Bo Bindel's harmless crush on Mary Helen!?

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
APRIL 26, 2005

Drums Wanted!! Back-Up Sing Wanted!!

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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
APRIL 25, 2005

Bo Bindel glad to see some arena sales reps green and mean. We here. We Troll. Get used to it.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
APRIL 22, 2005

Two things about Oglost. Oglost always big-time mean, and big-time vlarded. Oglost love Superdine more than anyone Bo Bindel know. Think 'bout that for second.

So, Bo Bindel get the call. Pick up 'dine from Oglost. Take to Skulls. Get money. Bring to Oglost.

Yeah, Bo Bindel think it complicated too.

So, Oglost show me bill with Benjamin Franklin. Tell me to bring back 50 to him.

Bo Bindel ask, "He losing hair...green too. He Troll?"

But Oglost look like Oglost no want to answer Bo.

On way, Bo Bindel remember Trolls on all money. All money green. Bo Bindel can't remember how many of that Troll, Benjamin Franklin, to bring back.

Then, Bo Bindel get to Skulls. Skull mask man talking all-fancy talk. Talking very fast to Bo Bindel. Bo Bindel start sweating. Why he talking so fast?! Bo no like it!

Bo Bindel kind of lose it. He start smashing Skull mask men. Then Bo Bindel remember Skull bullets.

But Bo Bindel listen to big-time Jutals, Gardvorks, and Ogres. Real good listen.

Bo Bindel's Troll training kick in. Troll smash! Troll bash! Troll crash! Troll smash!

Skulls in big pile. Bo Bindel got money and Superdine. Bo Bindel run, run, run. Kape and Police Drone all 'round.

Bo Bindel hurt from bullets, tooth ache, and got all this contraba... contraba... contra... Rawwwrr! Dine and Benjamin Franklin!

Bo Bindel say, "Oglost, Oglost and Bo Bindel no believe this, but Skull not want to give me all the Benjamin Franklin Trolls! But Bo Bindel smash!"

Oglost say, "This not good. Atta may not like fight war on two front...Outcast and Skull war."

Bo Bindel say, "But Oglost, Skulls small-time. Trolls big-time."

Oglost say, "Bo Bindel make good point. Still, Atta may say attract kape attention."

Bo Bindel want to say kape beat crap out of Troll all day, everyday so what difference!? But Bo Bindel learn no talk back too much. And Oglost very unpredicta... unpredicta... Uggggh! Oglost crazy.

Instead, Bo Bindel look at all those Benjamin Franklins. Oglost look at Benjamin Franklins. Bo Bindel look at all 'dat Superdine. Oglost look at Superdine.

Bo Bindel say, "So.... Bo Bindel do good right?"

Oglost say, "Yeah. Bo Bindel do good. Big-time good for Oglost. Oglost thinks Bo big-time Jutal now."

But Bo Bindel no feel bad. Bo Bindel tell small-time lie. Now, Bo Bindel big-time Troll!