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Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 3, 2005

Svrgyn: You got you life or death decision and Svrgyn and Beovark no have all night.

Mr. Lee: Well, there is one thing you could help me with, and if you could I would consider making Mr. Shui 15 percent owner of restaurant.

Svrgyn: Svrgyn listening.

Mr. Lee: This year National Elvis Rookarike Contest being held in Paragon City. Every year I rose. Grand prize $50,000. But more importantry, winner get title of King for a Year! See, I'm not just Mr. Ree, hard-working Korean immigrant, I'm Elvis Prez-REE...Prez-REE! Get it?

Svrgyn: Svrgyn think so. What point?

Mr. Lee: Maybe you Trolls could make it so I win this year!

Svrgyn: Let Trolls hear what Mr. Lee got.

Mr. Lee: Okay. Rove me tender. Rove me true. Never....

Svrgyn: Rawr! Trolls already heard 'dat one. Sing something else.

Mr. Lee: Okay. Okay. Mee mee mee meeeeee. One sec. Mee mee...

Svrgyn: Ohh, forget it. Just make it 25 percent and be by Momma Bindel's tomorrow afternoon. We going now.

Oh, hold on. Beovark gonna whisper something Svrgyn.

Uh huh. Uh huh.

Him dizzy. We gonna sit one sec.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
AUGUST 2, 2005

*riiiiiiing*

Troll Hideout: Troll hideout.

Bo Bindel: 'Dis Bo Bindel. Who 'dis?

Troll Hideout: 'Dis Crippleganger.

Bo Bindel: Oh, hey, Crippleganger. How new rock working out?

Troll Hideout: Rock good. What going on?

Bo Bindel: Oglost there?

Troll Hideout: Yeah. Him getting big-time sy-nr-gy going 'dough.

Bo Bindel: Who with?

Troll Hideout: Look liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike....Freudel. You want Crippleganger get him?

Bo Bindel: No. No. 'Dat okay. Bo calling back.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 30, 2005

Mr. Lee: Rove me tender. Rove me true. Never ret me.... Hey! What you Trolls doing here in my house?!

Svrgyn: My name Svrgyn. 'Dis here Beovark. We work for a Troll named Bo Bindel.

Mr. Lee: You Trolls better get outta my house right now. I call police.

Svrgyn: You no have to call rabbits, Mr. Lee. They no gonna help you.

Mr. Lee: My brother-in-raw brack belt in Tae Kwon Do!

Svrgyn: Calm down, Mr. Lee. Svrgyn just here to talk. Bo Bindel want you to know that anyone who bet on Bo Bindel in such a way, and, uh, has such fine collection of Elvis memorabilia, is obviously big-time smart and honorable. And since Bo Bindel has already made you $60,000, he is asking if Mr. Shui could stay with you and your family until him get back on feet.

Mr. Lee: Mr. Shui rose bet. I win fair and square.

Svrgyn: Bo Bindel want to know, if Mr. Lee know, that Mr. Shui wife left him after he lose him restaurant to Mr Lee.

Mr. Lee: Mr. Shui friend of mine but he outta ruck on this one. Why that my problem!?

Svrgyn: Mr. Lee may be don't understand. Bo Bindel very confi-whatever that there is a solution to problem we can all live with. Svrgyn and Beovark no leaving until we find.

Mr. Lee: And what if I say no!?

Svrgyn: Well, then Svrgyn gonna be done talking and it gonna be Beovark's turn. And when Beovark fighting, him doing back-flips. Show him, Beovark.

See 'dat?

Okay, 'dat enough back-flips, Beovark.

Beovark, you gonna stop the back-flips now.

Beovark, stop.

Beovark...? Beovark...!

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 28, 2005

Bo Bindel: Where Svrgyn?

Beovark: No know.

Bo Bindel: Bah! Beovark call City Rep yet?

Beovark: No. Tried to but Clockwork thingys outside get to pay phone.

Dunnogard: Yeah, by way. What Svrgyn gonna do about Clockwork problem in Momma Bindel's? 'Dis putting back shoot way back.

Bo Bindel: Troll twins, who say you gonna do this in Momma Bindel's house anyway?

Dunnovel: We do it at Troll hideout and we gonna have to split money with all Trolls.

Bo Bindel: Dat true. Bo got him ethical dilemma. We not talking about 'dat dough right now. First, we gotta get Indigo outta here. Her could talk the b-lls off a Bedrock.

Beovark: What you talking about? Me thought you were her best friend yesterday.

Bo Bindel: Me getting information. We not going through City Rep. She got her family. We gonna ask for smaller ransom. Get half up front from sisters -- Fucia and Magenta. (Parents big-time hippy stuff.) Second half gonna be a trap anyway so we just gonna let her go.

Beovark: Huh, we gonna let big-time hero contact go for half the price?

Bo Bindel: No, we gonna avoid a trap and get half the money, rather than walk into one and get crap beat-out of us for NO money we going through City Rep. Between train and kape jerks, Bo Bindel got some serious medical bills and Momma Bindel freaking out.

Beovark: Well, maybe Bo Bindel lay off the deviled e....

Bo Bindel: Raaaaawr! Next up. Where Mr. Shui?

Dunnovel: Him sitting on couch watching Fire Imp and Vicious Rikti money with kids. Mr. Shui take shower first day he here and him still walking around in towel.

Bo Bindel: We gotta find a way to get him outta here. Beovark and Svrgyn gonna find this Mr. Lee guy and have talk. Next up. Dunnovel and Dunnogard, how many cars you steal this month.

Dunnogard: Junior out there stealing cars for us right now.

Bo Bindel: Bo Bindel asked you to steal cars 'dough.

Dunnovel: Come on, Bo Bindel. We big-time setting up Troll p-rn stuff. What you want...? ...blood?

Bo Bindel: Okay, okay. Still Junior thinking him staying here but him gotta be gone by time Momma Bindel back from vacation. Oh, on personal whatever; how you gonna get into Steve's Bar the other day?

Dunnogard: Steve no work on Thursdays.

Bo Bindel: 'Dat good to know. Okay, what else we got?

Beovark: Beovark forget to tell you. Cay Man called.

Bo Bindel: Rawwwr! 'Dat does it! Bo Bindel think Cay Man jerk remind Bo of someone Bo used to know! Get me Oglost on phone.

Beovark: Phone right there in front of Bo.

Bo Bindel: Raaaaaaaawwwr!!

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 27, 2005

Bo Bindel: And what the deal with Georgia Fields in Inde-whatever Port? Her look just like Madeline Casey in Founders Falls?

Indigo: I know. That's why at City Hall, we all call Georgia the (*makes quotation marks with hands*) Single White Female.

Bo Bindel: Heh heh heh heh. What you know about Colleen Saramago in Steel Canyon? Bo Bindel think maybe she checking Bo out sometimes.

Indigo: Oh, you mean, Colleen SCARE-amago!? Could we wear anymore eyeliner please?!

Bo Bindel: Ha ha ha. Yeah, her do wear a lot of eyeliner. What 'bout Carson in Icon? Him g-y?

Indigo: What are you kidding me? Does the Pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear sh-t in the woods? Helloooooooooo!?

Bo Bindel: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Beovark: Bo Bindel, what Bo doing?

Bo Bindel: Huh? Me, uh, ya know, me big-time kidnapping stuff like 'dat.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 26, 2005

Bo Bindel walking into house. Indigo talking all kinds of last night's deviled eggs. Then, Bo Bindel gonna see Junior unpacking bags.

Bo Bindel say, "Junior! What you doing here!?"

Him say, "Dunnovel and Dunnogard said that I could stay here until my dad comes back. They say he's taking me to Disneyland and then down to the Cayman Islands...STUFF LIKE THAT!"

"Them tell you 'dat?" Bo asking.

"Yeah," say Junior. "Tonight, the Troll Twins are taking me to Steve's Bar and then to a night club grand opening...STUFF LIKE THAT! Those guys are a blast! Are you gonna' g..."

"Raawr!" Bo say, "Just tell Bo where 'dey are!"

"Oh, Dunnovel and Dunnogard?" Junior say, "They're down stairs."

Then Indigo saying something about space-time continuum and we walking downstairs. Bo Bindel pass by girl in bathrobe.

Bo Bindel say, "Who you?"

She say, "I'm here for the shoot!"

Huh? Bo Bindel gonna get to bottom of stairs. Me trying to agree with Indigo as much as I can, then me see Troll twins.

Dunnogard say, "Bo Bindel, we glad you here. You got you infestation problem. Stupid little Clockwork thing keep messing up equipment."

"Baah." Say Bo Bindel, "Svrgyn thinking him got pet Gear. It keep getting away from Bo...."

Dunnogard say, "It keep eating up cameras, AND gaffers, AND grips. It putting shoot way behind schedule. Girl in shoot have to keep running upstairs to get herself back in mood."

"What you talking about, Dunnogard? And why Junior here, and why girl in bathrobe here, and..."

"Calm down. Calm down, Bo. It Trolls-x.com, baby!" Him say, "Come on! Money. Money Money."

"Why you gonna do it in Momma Bindel's house?! What is wrong with y...!"

"Bo Bindel," Dunnovel gonna say. "Before you mad, look at online merchant account statement."

"Hoooooooly crap!" say Bo Bindel.

"Yeah," say Dunnogard. "Guy in Bulgaria with credit card can't get enough of the stuff."

"Okay, I deal with you later," me say. "Bo Bindel need moment of silence. You gonna watch chatty hero contact real close while Bo Bindel take crap in big-time soli... soli... Ruh! Alone."

*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Huh? Who in shower? And what these little Asian kids doing in bathroom?

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Bo Bindoh. How 'bout handing me my roufah?"

It Mr. Shui!!

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 25, 2005

Bo Bindel coming home from seeing Momma Bindel, Momma Kody and other neighbor (television side) to airport. Beovark waiting on porch. Him jumping up and down. Never seen Beovark so happy. (Matter of whatever, never seen Beovark happy.)

Him say, "Bo Bindel! Bo Bindel! You never believe 'dis! 'Dis so great!"

Bo Bindel laugh a little. Ask what happening.

"Okay. Okay. *pant* *pant*", say Beovark. "Beovark big-time kidnap Indigo! She in Troll twins' sister's car!"

Bo Bindel say, "What Indigo?"

"She big, big-time contact for hero jerks turn out! We gonna get big, big-time ransom for this one, Bo Bindel!"

"Cooooooool," say Bo Bindel.

"Yeah! 'Dat IS cool!" say Beovark. "Me gonna go call city rep and tell them to give us a whole bunch of Benjamin Franklin Trolls. I go get her."

Beovark make introductions.... 'This Bo Bindel, him gonna be kidnapping you', and all 'dat, then him gone. Bo Bindel not even in house yet.

"Did you know?" Indigo say, "That there are things that we know we know, BUT...! There are also those things that we know that we don't know!"

"AND...!" Indigo say. "There are also those things that we don't know that we don't know!"

"Uh huh," say Bo.

"RIGHT!" Now her gonna go, "AND...! There are things that we think we don't know, BUT...really we actually do know!"

"Uh huh," say Bo.

Then Indigo gonna go, "SO...! Some times it's better to not know, because if NOT...! THEN, HOW...! How will we know what we do know!?"

"Uh huh," say Bo.

Man, me hope Beovark not gone long.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 22, 2005

Beovark: So, Oglost telling everyone you him rob train. Him say Bo Bindel big-time take on three kape jerks and get 15 wallets. 'Dat true?

Bo Bindel: Uh huh.

Beovark: 'Dat true like Svrgyn got girlfriend in Niagara Falls true...or...dat true, dat true?

Bo Bindel: Yep.

Beovark: Uh huh.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 21, 2005

"Hey, Svrgyn," me say. "Where you when Bo Bindel in trouble Steel Canyon stuff? Everybody there but Svrgyn. And how come you late?"

Beovark say, "Svrgyn probably think he too big-time smart, nice-guy to hang out with us dumb, mean Trolls."

Svrgyn go, "Rrrraaa...."

"Shut up, Beovark," say Bo. "Bo Bindel handling this or you gonna get big-time sy-nr-gy."

"Svrgyn got some place he gotta be," say Svrgyn. "You no tell anyone you going solo to kape hang-out. What you want Svrgyn to do you no telling what's going on?"

"You got big-time attendance problem overall," say Bo. "Hey, why you sitting so weird?"

Svrgyn say, "What you mean?"

"Bo mean why you keep shifting around like 'dat? Why you got hands all in lap?," ask Bo.

"Oh, no reason," say Svrgyn.

"What you got in pocket?" say Bo Bindel.

"Nothing...it nothing...what?", Svrgyn say back.

"Yeah, 'dere you go again. You trying to stuff something in pocket. Beovark...! Grab 'im!"

Bo Bindel and Beovark wrestling Svrgyn and little, tiny, itty, bitty baby Clock gonna jump outta Svrgyn's pants! What 'da!?

"It Clock! "Smash it!" say Beovark.

Bo Bindel and Beovark chasing baby Clockwork thingy all over Momma Bindel's house. Svrygn chasing Bo Bindel and Beovark trying to big-time tackle.

"Whoever smash Clock first get Svrgyn's 'dyne! Ha! Ha!," say Beovark.

"Nooooooooooooooo!" say Svrgyn. "'Dat Svrgyn's Clock!"

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 20, 2005

Society of Do-Gooders Super Group Chat Channel, July 19, 2005:
"Calling all Do-Gooders. Troll raid on Image, Inc. in Steel Canyon. All Hands on Deck!"

Paragon Department of Natural Resources Emergency Broadcast, July 19, 2005:
"Attention all park rangers. Disproportionate amount of branches up butts in Steel Canyon. Going to need the Jaws of Life! Over?"

Yelled out of a Troll-hideout window, July 19, 2005:
"Hey! Trolls! Everybody to Imuj Ink in Steel! Bo Bindel in trouble!"

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 19, 2005

Seem like Bo Bindel been waiting for big-time promotion for awfully long-time. But you know Bo Bindel by now. Bo Bindel gonna no wait for stuff to happen. And if City Kid Kody make Lead Brick and get him branch up butt power before Bo Bindel, him never gonna let Bo forget it.

So, Bo Bindel gonna pull Momma's ex-boyfriend's ol' Halloween costume out of closet. Got big S on front for 'Stupid Kape Jerk" and red, blue tights stuff like 'dat.

Her ex-boyfriend fatter than Bo Bindel so it a little baggy. Footies gonna hang off toes like kid's pajamas. Bo Bindel wondering why anyone wanna be a kape jerk wearing 'dis crap, but 'dat not important right now.

Bo Bindel gonna go to kape jerk science, magic-crap store whatever. Just gonna put 'dis mask on, 'den who gonna know?

There, Bo Bindel looking just like kape now. Bo Bindel walk into Wizard's Well, Biocrappix whatever.

"Hey, me Dr. Kape Jerk, Phd. Me used to be Dr. Kape Jerk, DDS but nobody like dentist. Me big-time boy-scout, hero guy whatever."

"Uhhhh, how can I, uh, help you?"

"Dr. Kape Jerk, Phd glad you asked. You got branch up butt power?"

"(whispers) somebody call security," him say. "Well, yes, I think I know what you mean. We do have that."

"Good," say Bo Bindel. "Bo Bindel take... I mean, Dr. Kape Jerk take 'dat. How many Benjamin Franklin Trolls 'dat gonna cost."

"Well, may I ask what security level you have cleared," say retail clerk guy whatever.

"All 'da good ones?" me say.

"Excuse me," him say.

"Grrrrr. Look, me got ol' lady gotta put on other side of street. Kinda in hurry. Just put me down for dozen branches to go up dozen butts so I go save the day, please."

"My apologies sir but we don't take money here and I don't see a 'Dr. Kape Jerk, Phd OR Dr. Kape Jerk, DDS on our registry."

Grrrrrrr.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 16, 2005

Mr Shui: Bo Bindel, what you doing here!?

Bo Bindel: Robin go big-time crazy, 'den 'dat got fixed. 'Den Cyborg no like Robin 'den 'dat got fixed. So, Bo Bindel at Super King China Buffet place. Got him big-time Benjamin Franklin Troll. Twenny-thousand sized. Here down-deposit plus. Now, Mr Shui big-time.

Mr. Shui: Ohhhh hohhhh hohhhh hohhhhhh! Why!? Why!? Why!?

Bo Bindel: Huh?

Mr Shui: Bo Bindel, you big-time idiot! I bet Mr. Lee you no come back here! I bet him $60,000! Ohhhh hohhhhh hohhhhh! Now I have to sell restaurant and move family back to China!

Bo Bindel: Huh?

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 15, 2005

'Dis month, Lady MacBethBot got her question. What you want, Lady MacBethBot?

Question: Bo, why do you put up with Beovark? He is too negative. All he ever does is complain and he's a jerk about everything. Why don't you fire him?

Short Answer: Troll is Troll is Troll.

Long Answer: When Beovark fighting kape jerk, him doing back-flips. Crack Bo up every time.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 14, 2005

Living Claw: So, than I say to Tobias, "Okay, I'll help you with the mission. But if they really want Vampyrs to stay away from the mountain, than they shouldn't have named it Vampyr Mountain!" Say, what's that bouncing off of the train and coming right for us? Is it.... Is it a bird?

Blue Flash: I don't think so.

Living Claw: Is it a plane?

Blue Flash: Can't be.

*SMASH!*

Bo Bindel: *sigh* It Bo Bindel. @#$#$ train. *grumble grumble*

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 13, 2005

Mr. Feng Shui: Bo Bindel, what you doing here? I got tab here for $326 for last 37 time you come to Super King China Buffet! You no pay, Bo Bindel!? You no eat, Bo Bindel!

Bo Bindel: Tell Mr Shui what. Rather than Bo Bindel pay you small-time $326, Bo Bindel propose 'dis. Mr. Shui give Bo Bindel 30 Benjamin Franklin Trolls today and Bo Bindel come back two Teen Titans from now and give Mr. Shui 200 Benjamin Franklin Trolls.

Mr. Feng Shui: Rwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! Bo Bindel, you must think I some kind of idiot. You must think I, how you say, fall off truck in turnip patch. You want me to give you $3,000 today and you gonna give me $20,000 in two days?

Bo Bindel: 'Dat right. Bo big-time.

Mr. Feng Shui: Waaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Oh, Bo Bindel, you making me raugh! Tell you what, Bo Bindel. Mr. Shui just come off three days of good fortune at Rucky Town Casino. Most days I just stand here raughing, but you catching Mr. Shui on good day. I so damn hot right now...alright. I'll take a chance on Bo "Big Idiot" Bindel. But...! You no come back here with $20,000 in two days, Bo Bindel never come back to Super King China Buffet again and that means all your loser friend too! Agreed?

Bo Bindel: 'Dat right.

Mr. Feng Shui: Ohhhhhh, this rucky day! Either way, Mr. Shui win!!!!!!

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 12, 2005

Bo Bindel hate him some train.

Oglost say, "Oglost and Bo stay here on building. Jundwar gonna call us from train station and tell us how many kapes on train. We gonna jump down. Smash through window and get big-time wallets."

"So," say Bo Bindel. "Why not Bo Bindel hang near train station, call Oglost, tell Oglost and Jundwar how many kape jerks on train?"

"Pfff. What Jundwar know about stealing stuff? Bo Bindel...! Him big-time steal stuff. What? Bo not scared?"

"Huh?" say Bo Bindel. "No, Bo Bindel not scared. Bo Bindel gonna big-time get walle...."

*ring*

"'Dat Jundwar," Oglost say. "Jundwar, how many cape jerks you got?

"Him say six. We can handle. Train coming. Get train!"

Oglost got him stone stuff. Him go right through window. Bo Bindel hit train and got Bo temp power...fly. Least 'til I hit the ground.

Bo Bindel hate him some train.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 11, 2005

Where all d-mn motorcycles!?

So, Oglost got him idea to rob train. Him want to jump down when train moving and break through window. Lift wallets.

Bo Bindel say that good idea. But what if instead of Bo Bindel dropping from building, in front of moving train, smashing through window, and stealing wallets. Why we not big-time steal motorcycles? Joy-ride Summer's day stuff like that.

Bo Bindel and Oglost looking all over town. Bo Bindel gotta find him motorcycles and quick!

Where all d-mn motorcycles!?

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 8, 2005

"So, Bo Bindel say to crazy Lost man, 'You think you time is coming?! Bo Bindel just eat day-ol' burrito from Super Mexicano Restaurant!'"

*beep*

"Other line ringing, Mary Helen. Call Bo Bindel back."

*click*

"This Bo Bindel," Bo say.

"Hello, Bo Bindel! It's Redmond calling from the Cay Man Islands'. Calling to see if any progress has been made on the witness. You know...my son."

'Dis jerk call one more time and he got him big rock in near future.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 8, 2005

Bo Bindel bored. Knock on wall (refridgerator side). "Hey, Kody! Why you not make it to Hollows big-time smash and crash?!"

"A lot of 'casts had stuff goin' on on the other side o' town!" Him yell back.

"'Dat okay! We beat crap out of each other next time," say Bo Bindel. "Get big-time SY-NR-GY going!"

"'kay!"

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 7, 2005

Bo Bindel promise Troll twins they dress like candy stripers, them get free plug. So, here goes...

www.TROLLS-X.COM
Big-Time Face $pl-t and Troll boo-$@$&* Troll doing @#$@! chicks. Hardcore &@#^-d@@# act-whatever.

FREE DOWNLOADS AT www.TROLLS-X.COM!

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 6, 2005

(Bo Bindel's Big-Time Disclaimer: 'Dis not 'ha ha' funny. This serious business!)

Jimmy Foster say it important to do quarterly review every three month whatever to gauge successes, see what you learned and all 'dat. So....

BO BINDEL'S BIG-TIME QUARTERLY REVIEW

Bo Bindel learn you put fortune cookie, V-gina Monologues, and Swedish-biker metal all together, probably something funny gonna' happen.

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JULY 5, 2005

Bo Bindel's Big-Time War Log
Day That Day Bo Bindel Wondering if Jundwar Forget to Tell Us War Over
Hollows

Beovark: Who 'dat coming?

Bo Bindel: 'Dat look like Troll twins.

Svrgyn: Who 'dat with 'em?

Beovark: 'Dat Outcast! Beovark see first!

Dunnovel: Beovark, Dunnovel wouldn't do tha....

*WUMF!*

Bo Bindel: Dunnogard, who guy got him stickball bat? Him no stink like Outcast.

Dunnogard: That Cayman's kid.

Bo Bindel: What him doing here?

Dunnogard: Hey, Junior! Cover you ears minute! 'Dat da thing. Cay Man guy want him dead. We big-time looking for you find out what to do.

Bo Bindel: Cay Man do it himself. What?! Bo Bindel work for Cay Man now?! Bo Bindel give him 3 thousand Benjamin Franklin Troll. Him out of favors. What with stickball bat?

Dunnogard: Junior find stick real handy at Troll hideout we coming from. Him big-time play stickball in college on full-ride.

Bo Bindel: Maybe next time kape move on Bo Bindel, Bo tell Junior to hit one out of park.

Dunnogard: Maybe.

Bo Bindel: Hey, Beovark! Stop wandering around like 'dat! You making Bo nervous!

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 28, 2005

Bo Bindel's Big-Time War Log
Day that Day in the Hollows
Hollows

Bo Bindel:

Beovark:

Svrygn:
Hey, guys. It 96 degrees. Why we always standing?

Bo Bindel:
Don' know.

Beovark:
Yeah, no know.

Svrgyn:

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 27, 2005

Bo Bindel's Big-Time War Log
Day Whatever
Hollows

Bo Bindel:

Beovark:

Svrgyn:

Bo Bindel:
Hey, Svrgyn. Let's say you kape jerk. You not, but let's say you are. What your battlecry be?

Beovark:

Svrgyn:
Svrgyn no know. Probably something like, "I better make sure my sidekick stay close by."

Bo Bindel:
Why you say that?

Beovark:

Svrgyn:
No know. Just seem like something kape jerk would say.

Bo Bindel:
Bo Bindel could see that.

Beovark:
Yeah.

Svrgyn:
Yeah.

Bo Bindel:

Beovark:

Svrgyn:

Bo Bindel's Big-Time Diry
Bo Bindel
Resident Troll, Skyway City
JUNE 24, 2005

So, Outcast gonna raise their ugly, stinkin' heads again in Hollows. FINALLY!

Bo Bindel in trenches with Jundwar. Every couple mobs, Jundwar yell, "I grind your bones."

After while, Bo Bindel ask him, "Why you keep saying that?"

Jundwar say, "I no know. That what every one saying now. That the latest UBER saying."

Bo Bindel ask, "What 'uber' mean?"

Jundwar..., "Jundwar think it foreign for 'big-time'."

"Heh," say Bo Bindel. "Lhao."

Jundwar ask, "What 'lhao' mean?"

"Bo Bindel 'laugh him a** off'."