Fedor

*Zooms off and runs up along side the Puppeh.*

Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!

Hello Puppeh, I am Speedy Sackperson, the fastest Sackperson in all of North America.

*Takes advantage of Neko's pause to leap to safety.*

Man, that is one fast moving feline.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Rockets by riding on a rocket propelled Neko.*

Morning Petey Pete, hi Gold.

Happy Holidays to you and the girls as well Bubblegum.

*Hops onto Neko's back and grabs her kitteh ears.*

Giddyup Kitteh, to the counter for more donut!

*Tunnels up into the middle of the Rookery and looks around before stopping to read a map while nibbling on a donut hole.*

Knew I should have turned left at Albequerque.

Good morning...

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*Packs some snow into a towel for Dragon and drags it across the floor to him.*

Here ya go. Am well and how are you? Having a good holiday season?

That chair shot looked like it stings. Hi Dragon, want some ice?

This is like the stock market, if we wait long enough it will be in the BILLIONS!

A very generous offer, I am sure you will have no shortage of takers.

Hi Petey Pete!

*While the Neko and Puppeh are in the prone position he leaps into the air, bouncing from one tummy to the other and then landing on the arm of the couch after a back flip.*

TA-DA!

If they do VexXxa it goes in the bin. Here at the Rookery kitchen we only serve the finest quality and the customer never eats our mistakes.

*Paces back and forth Gordon Ramsay style, constantly making dramatic hand gestures all through the little speech.*

One special no peppers, come on, quick quick quick or we will be in the s**t! And a regular for my favorite guest here on the F Word, Saist Oliver.

Saist is here today for the recipe challenge. Catnip cupcakes drizzled with chocolate frosting and powered sugar.

*The robots server up a breakfast to Neko and Saist both.*

Alright robots, we have one breakfast special for VexxXxa, let's get this one right. The key is fresh ingredients lightly seasoned to let the taste of the food speak for itself. No overcomplication of the flavors if you want that Michelin Star.

*He paces back and forth on the counter ranting and swearing as the robots whip up the food and serve it.*

Man, being a chef is hard work. Morning VexXxa, there ya go!

*Roars through the door on his rocket powered snowsled.*

WOO HOO... ok we needs some breakfast.

*In a flash he is on the counter dressed like a sackperson Gordon Ramsay.*

Today we are going to make some lovely fluffy omlettes with genuine Wisconsin sharp cheddar, fresh ham and peppers. Served on fresh baked ciabatta bread and fried potatoes.

*With that he launches into a swearing tirade at his robotic chef crew.*

Oh good morning....

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Happy Holidays Rezin!

*Stuffs the last bite of his bacon and egg into his mouth and hops up, hitting the buttons all over again. A moment later another plate of over easy eggs, crispy bacon and toast is delivered to the big eyed kitteh.*

*Sits down to his own, sackperson sized, portion of fried eggs and bacon and toast.*

No problem Rooky, always happy to help and all that.

*Hops onto the counter and pushes a few buttons on the chef bot control panel. A moment later a plate with three eggs over easy and some sizzling crispy bacon and toast is lowered in front of VexXxa on a robotic arm.*

No problem VexXxa! We have fresh eggs delivered daily. Mmm... that smells good might have to get some myself.

You could take up free running in your spare time.

Of course no almonds! Almonds are an abomination in the perfection of chocolate chip cookies! Just cookie and chocolate chip. The beauty lies in the simplicity of that harmonious pairing.

Hey there VexXxa! The chef bots can whip up bacon and eggs in no time at all. Scrambled or fried?

*Pads over to the recently blown up n1njalo and offers up a cookie.*

Chocolate chip, it fixes everything even explosion wounds.

*Carefully sets the present down. Then pads around to the bunker and begins beating his little fists on Neko's helmet.*

Why would slippers explode Neko?! What kind of cruel trick is that?

*Shakes the package and listens to it.*

Sounds like... hmmm... slippers?

The League was hilarious, great first season.

*Swings down from the rafters and lands in the middle of his morning donut with a back flip for good measure.*

Good morning....

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