Fedor

Soak your fingertips in iodine. Or vinegar.

*Pops in from the rafters and drops down onto Fey to muss her done up hair a little. Then pounces away to snug Em with a chuckle and grin.*

Morning DetraRookyBlargEmmiFeyfey!

I have never heard of a trademarked character named Marvel Maiden. Some jerk probably petitioned you because of the word Marvel.

*Pounces Becky and begins tussling all over again.*

Hello Fey, hi Wyld.

Back from the dentist and comfortably at home. No cavities! Huzzah!

*Continues to tussle with NekoZilla, knocking over tiny cardboard buildings and model trains.*

Good morning Wendy, morning Phoe.

Off to the dentist I go.

*Pops in behind Rooky, jumping on the staff and flipping the reverse polarity and direction switch before hopping down onto the counter below for his morning donut.*


Good morning RookyBrutusBlargDieselPainfulPogoEmmiNeko

*And with that he snugs Em, and pounces on the NekoZilla for a Tokyo Tussle.*

Hi Kyuuen, thanks for the paper.

I will try and be there Cap.

*Leaves a pizza on the bridge.*

*Waves to Pogo and Captain Amazing while tussling with Neko.*

Afternoon Pogo, afternoon Cap. I am fine, yourself?

Hmmm, I think Rad and I are up for it Phoe. Will there be punch and cookies?

*Sneakily he sheds his armor and POUNCES Neko for a Middle Ages style tussle.*

I think the bunny is nicer than a dragon anyway painful.

*Reins up his little horse and gallops back.*

A ha! I see.... my plan worked perfectly. I knew I could count on my much larger allies for aid.

Greetings Rad and good morn.

*With a bound he hops back up.*

A dragon Miss Wendy? I am on it!

*With that he gallops upstairs on the tiny horse only to return moments later with a very angry iguana in hot pursuit.*

Thank you Madisen, it's a very nice scarf you... OOOF!

*He is smacked by a robotic head and knocked off the counter with one shot.*

No fair! Morning Neko

Good morning MadisenEmmiPhantomStorm

*Turning he gallops over to save the fair Madisen maiden.*

Actually I still have the stripes, they are under my armor. I think you used a permanent dye, it's gonna be there for awhile Madisen.

Good morning Rooky, thanks on the chef part. I was busy preparing to joust!

*With that he rides across the counter and neatly spears a donut on the end of the lance.*

*Gallops in through the door on a tiny horse bearing a lance with a flag at the end of it. The flag bears the symbol of a jumping sack person.*

Aha, today shall a joust we have for sooth or something... on a Thursday

Darth Thriller!

Go, look, laugh!

Then you kill it on you instead of the wall Painful.

I would kill it for ya but Wisconsin is a long drive from there. Good luck! Heading home as well.

Step one, get a rolled up newspaper.

Step two, crush the spider.

Don't matter what kind it is then. Barring that I would just try googling spider species or something. What does it look like? And what part of the country are you from?

That could be doable. I will try and be home by 6 that night.

Hello Tech

*Looks around for a mirror to chuck a rock through.*

A..... dress? Why am I wearing a dress oh Neko the Kitteh? Whywhywhywhywhywhy?