Fedor

I am afraid I cannot over look criminal activity of perhaps the worst kind and say I feel any sorrow at his death. The world would have been a better place if he had died as a child.

Not a bummer at all, one less child molester in the world.

*Takes cover behind Fey, staying out of the line of kittification fire.*

Might be time to get a new primary then Pogo.

Good luck with the knee surgery Pogo.

Meh, not for me.

*With a scowl he fires the tickle phaser at Neko again.*

Well I will grant you the commercial had more plot than his movies do.

We have a Shecky sighting, and a Bay. But this is the good Bay not michael bay.

Cannot say I am a fan of... anything michael bay has done. He strikes me as uwe boll with more budget to work with.

The we is all of us Emmi, it was sekrit ballot!

*Without warning he zaps Neko with the tickle phaser!*

They look like kit-kats with the yummy surgically removed.

Ummm... we would rescue you Em, but we took a vote and decided that this was the best thing for you.

Was that a tang commercial Marcius?

*Grins and tussles mightily!*

No.... I... was not... ok maybe I was a little worried.

*Looks at Becky and then at the phaser.*

Hmmm... perhaps a lower setting would be better. Becky?

*He zips closer and gently pets Becky between the ears.*

Becky? You is ok? Please?

*Zips down and grabs the tickle phaser, darting under the couch to unleash a full blast at the Beckyninjapixiekitteh at point blank range.*

Hey Becky!

*Zips past and steals a bite of the sammich.*

Needs mustard.

You can always put me on the reserve list. I have toons that are around the right level, or I can exemp.

*Looks at the innocent little tickle phaser and then at the Mecha Neko.*

This is so not fair... good thing I have my jetpack!

*And with that he wooshes into the air, nimbly dodging behind cover. Cover that looks remarkably like Emmi and LCT.*

*Aims carefully and then blasts Neko with the phaser set to maximum tickle, just to test it out.*

It was already set for tickle... Wait, you set it for MAXIMUM tickle. Emmi... talk before it's too late!

*Snugs Em.*

Morning Emmi

Set phasers to TICKLE!

Good morning Phoe.

*Pounces the Neko again without warning.*

*Fuzzles the Tiger's ears.*

Like by making BIG stuff? Or really complicated steam punk stuff?

Good morning Neko!

*Pounces and tussles futuristically.*

Morning Tiger! Test them how?

*Pounces the fuzzy Tiger for a zero gee hug.*

Good morning there Froggy, nice to see ya. Hi Viv. Morning there Hawkes. Maybe we can paint Viv or Emmi green for ya.

Good morning Rad, nice arm there.

Morning Shecky, DJ of the fuuuuuuture.

Hey there Rooky!

How much water does the pill make? Morning Pogo.

*Hugs Madisen and then looks at the pill and back at his wonderful, chocolatey donut.*

I might not like the future as much as I had thought...

*And with that he noms the old school donut some more.*