Fedor

The Watchmen

I am pretty sure Chinese food is not made from Chinese people Cappy.

*Takes Pogo's advice and casts aside the foam sword for the sock stuffed with socks, a weapon knitted when the world was young and man and beast were one and death was but a dream.*

EXCALISOCK!

*And with that he thwomps the fuzzy Tiger over the head.*

A Night at the Opera

Nothing

Happy birthday to you too Tech!

You say it's your birthday...
It's my birthday to yeah!

*Cues up the Beatles.*

Seven

*Air guitars through the thread. Ending in a spectacular power slide.*

Animal Crackers!

(The original Marx brothers version!)

Hi Madisen! hello Doooonut!

No time to worship now Phoe. I must out tussle this barbarian fuzzy Tiger!

*Tussles with the Tiger, calling out to Odin, various ancestors, Jupiter and pretty much any other suitable ancient power for strength and assistance.*

You and I

*Is punted in mid theorizing.*

Ok, now I am gonna turn you into a Tiger scented air freshner and hang you in the nearest outhouse!

*He leaps back into the fray.*

Ohhhhh... maybe it's a case of mistaken identity! And this is the beginning scene where the two unlikely heroes mistake each other for the enemy. And then after a fight they become unlikely partners and form a comically tense friendship that ultimately allows them to prevail where either would fail alone!

Hmmm....

*Ponders a moment and then just begins flailing and swatting the Tiger with the foam sword.*

Have at you!

*Is pounced.*

Wait, wait... I give the stirring speech and.. and then the bad guy loses! That's how it always goes!

*Sees the tiger charging and leaps to meet him in mid air with a valiant glint in his eye and a foam sword held high!*

That was pretty good for a first try Emmi. You even gave Neko room to look up that spell. Good teamwork.

Morning fuzzy Tiger! GAH!

*Is thrown through the air and lands in the Ampitheater.*

My name is Maximus Sackpersonus, commander of the Armies of Kittehs, General of the Puppeh Legions, loyal servant to the morning donut, Chotolatus Yummicus. Owner of a sunk pirate ship, pilot of a downed stealth bomber. And I will have my morning donut, in this life or the next.

Mauser Mouse? That one is funny. Sounds like a bad guy from Danger Mouse!

*Finishes his donut*

Well it's good it was caught early PogoPogo.

*Circles around the catnip sprinkled kittehs.*

And I circled the beasties, looking for the proper moment to... ATTACK! I AM BEO-SACKPERSON!

*And with that he leaps in with a tiny foam sword for a Conan-esque tussling.*

Day of the Living Dead

Me please. Happy birthday! Hope your mouth feels all better soon. Maybe you can have some yummy pudding instead?

Ummm, stallion is... latin for adorable kitteh!

Morning Cappy! Morning Emmikitteh

*Gives the Neko a hug and then noms his barbaric donut!*

*Rides in on a tiny stallion, his Roman armor glinting in the sun.*

I sense battle on the horizon today. It is a good day to... have a donut!

*And with that he gallops to the counter and leaps mightily into a chocolate donut.*

Nell

Silent Hill