Fedor

Neko that's crazy talk. What kind of parent would want their kids looking up to educated, intelligent, brave, honorable people like that? Sports figures are much better role models.

Sunshine

Apparently someone thought hiring the insane qualified as one of those mandated diversity things.

Let's get dirty, Dirty Harry that is.

Sudden Impact

Because there was a job opening and they didn't read your resume very closely?

PogoPogo... vcrs are utterly obsolete. Can you program a tivo?

*POUNCES Neko, still covered with chocolate of course.*

Chocolate tussle!

Iz hiding it from the moon aliens Emmi. Shhhh!

Thanks Phoe, she can help me pilot my mecha. I needed someone on the leg controls.

Hi Blarg, nice to see you.

Sure thing FeyFey...

*He reaches into the device, almost crawling into the vent only to return covered in chocolate with am armful of chocolate chips.*

Hmmm... anyone got a wet nap?

Hi Sheckster, hey Fuzzy Tiger

Thanks for the Ambulance Cappy! I will add it to my collection of vehicles.

*Checks it off the list next to Pirate Ship, Stealth Bomber, Mecha, Rocket Sled and Jetpack.*

Find would work Cap. Just complimenting you on all the work that must have taken.

WOW, yeah that's not really easy to comb through. Cannot believe you went through the time to do that Cap.

Figured since almost noone said hi I should just move along.

One of those mornings I guess.

*Gives Neko a little pat and some catnip and then wanders off again.*

*Cuddles with Neko.*

Hi there Captain! Good to see you and Neko.

*Drops the rest of his donut and wanders back out.*

Gah, missed two. Hi bpp, hello Thunder (by proxy)

*Surfs in on a gurney, rocking a chocolate donut around his waist.*

Anyone know where I can get the keys to one of those ambulances? Those sirens are nifty!

Good morning...

PogoPogoNekoDAKittehYuriFoxCaptainofdaAmazingEmmi

It was a good run Captain. You led us well.

But the Moon can help the masses. There is a wealth of resources there and it's our first step out into the universe at large. If the race is to survive then someday we will have to leave this solar system. Time to take those first small steps.

Shane

*Sneaks over and replaces Cap's jet boots with GIANT inflated squishy sasquatch feet.*

250,000 is a bit more than a couple of hundred.

Does the space need modulating?

*Begins replacing all the light bulbs with black lights so FeyFey's device can have the full, intended effect.*

The most important export ever from my home town.

Oh ho, such bad timing. I am in the Moon Patrol buggy!

*And with that he opens fire, jumping over craters and boulders while zapping the aliens.*