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Lasers are the classic tool of the villain, Logan is just upholding a long time tradition.

Morning Fuzzy Tiger! Morning Puppeh!

Hey who closed the door on this wheel! Neko you better not steal my tank! Or I am coming after you with the sackmecha!

Hey Cappy, can you open this door please.

Hey Captain of da Amazing!

Am nomming my donut. Trying to figure out how to trick the Puppeh into the power system of the sackmecha you built for me.

*Zooms the tank in close and leaps into the donut.*

HAHA, A master of strategy am I!

*Ceases fire for the moment and then levels the cannon at Neko.*

Oh perhaps you forgot Kitteh... this cannon fires catnip rounds! FIRE!

*BOOMF a catnip round is launched at Neko.*

Happy happy birthday Fourth.

Good morning...

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Contrary to the rumors I am the same sized sackperson as yesterday.... with a hover tank!

*And with that he hops into the tank and opens fire with the cold water rapid fire guns.*

Not as easy as it looks is it Puppeh?

There is a customer at the comic shop I frequent who buys one of every new title, every week. And that includes one of every variant cover. All publishers, every title.

That's the Yellow Lanterns Petey...

*Iz pelted by pudding.*

HEY! Ok Dragon I saw that.

*He spins the hover tank around and loads up the rapid fire squirt guns.*

EAT COLD WATER!

*And then he opens fire, spraying little jets of cold water everywhere.*

You have to keep an eye on this place Flea, it sneaks around when noone is watching.

Well there are the recurring alien invasions and zombie apocalypses that keep popping up.

SWEET!

*With a bound and a leap he hops into the driver seat of the tank and begins playing with the controls.*

*Wibbles and looks up.*

Is it a hover tank with a cool cannon of somekind? Can I take Neko for a ride in it?

GAH... I has failed, sorry Kittehs.

*Pounces from the UFO to cuddle Neko and Becky.*

Yes and lots of cool Tales from the Corps issues to help people learn where the GL stuff has been in the past.

Now would be a good time to Becky. The GL stuff going on in Darkest Night is very good.

*Stashes his pedal car and hot air balloon and hops into the UFO and begins zipping about at the speed of light!*

It looks like chocolate Arachnid.

Morning FeyFey

Hold tight Playskool!

*With that he hops into the hotair balloon/pink jalopy pedal car and floats out to toss Playskool a safety line and begin the slow trip back to the counter.*

Morning PogoPogo, hope you are feeling well. I am well thanks for asking.

Good morning Fuzzy Tiger! Hey there Playskool.

*Quickly runs across the counter and pulls a lever to drop a giant fry cake life preserver down for Playskool before he drowns.*

Hey there Rad, hi AreEss!

Not sure, I didn't know they made whiskey pudding.

*Noms at his donut happily.*

Good morning...

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*Pedals in, still floating under the hotair balloon in his pink jalopy pedal car. Through some fancy, furious foot work he floats along over to the counter and lands. Hopping from the car and landing neatly in his morning donut.*

Smells like pudding in here..

*Circles around in his pink pedal jalopy hot air balloon and giggles madly.*

Hover tanks, stealth bombers, sackmechs, UFOs, jetpacks, rocketsleds, pink jalopy pedal car, hot air balloon, the assault ship I picked up in the 100 inf thread.... I am the luckiest sackperson in the world!

Static teams in general seem very difficult over the long term as rl schedule conflicts always pop up.

*Pedals the car and the propeller, floating around quite nicely now.*

Brown is a MONSTER at 145. He is strong, disciplined and well coached. Faber should get another shot, but not right away. He needs to win a few and let someone else have a chance first.

If you like watching Faber fight check out Joe Benavidez at 135. He's like a clone of Urijah. They train together at team Alpha Male and Joe fights just like Faber does.

Glad you made it back in one piece Pogo Pogo.

*Floats by in a little pink jalopy pedal car attached to a hot air balloon.*

What? Wait... no no... I love the pink jalopy too!

*Hops out and ties the balloon to the jalopy bumper and pedals around towing the balloon behind.*