Fedor

*Spots the donut through his binoculars and wibbles.*

Damn... we must take that donut! I want two groups making a wedge to get that Thor to the cloning machine. I am going to GET THAT DONUT!


*Most of the sackpeople continue tussling with various Nekos while he roars off with his jetpack for that fresh donut! A few others break off to support Technical's Mecha.*

My sacktroops are holding for now. But you MUST take out that cloning machine Tecnnical! You are the only man for the job! Then we can storm JagBlade's pillow fort and GET THAT BACON!

*Takes a moment to hug the Kitteh before resuming the battle for the Rookery! The assault ship hovers into view and dozens and dozens of sackperson shock troops dive onto the Kitteh hordes to tussle mightily!*

*Blasts free of the tank in the ejection seat just as the Neko's overwhelm it.*

We need reinforcements here, NAO!

*As he hovers over the battle field on his jetpack the low, thrumming engines of the Sackperson Assault Ship can be heard in the distance.*

*Drives his hover tank in through the Puppeh door and pops out of the turret.*

Good morning...

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I hear there is a pillow fortress to be taken down and an army of Neko's to deal with. So I brought my tank! Catnip rounds loaded... and firing!

*With that he unleashes the first of many catnip rounds into the mass of Kittehs.*

Yeah good knees are important in Thai boxing.

*Tussles with Neko mightily!*

I will agree on that point Bay. Lesnar's little display was wrong and low. I much prefer fighters that carry themselves with dignity and class. Like the real Fedor or a Lyoto Machida.

And yeah Fuzzy Tiger, I did hear that as well. Chuck will be cutting a rug on the next one.

Who? What MMA bullies specifically? I hear a thousand of these stories and somehow they are magically nameless and noone ever filmed it happening.

I see some instructional dvds on pressure points by a Robert Moran.

As for the Gracies refusing challenges, why not step up now? A few wins, make some big noise in the UFC, get money and students? Like I said, pressure point attacks are perfectly legal under unified rules.

Bpp if you think minor scuffles should invole lethal force you need a serious reality check.

You do know that people get into plenty of fights where noone gets shot or stabbed. In fact MOST fights involve noone getting shot or stabbed. Relying on a weapon is a good way to insure that you spend as much time in jail and court as humanly possible when dealing with a minor situation.

Sure Bpp if you feel like spending your ife in jail I suppose.

Bay I will say exactly to that what the Gracies said 16 years ago. If you think it works, prove it. And the consistent answer has always been abject failure. Way to many tma types run around talking about pressure points and deadly this and that, but when push comes to shove they never prove any of it works. You just have to take their word for it.

Yeah I agree on that. I think it Supes has come cracks in the facade he could be fascinating. Look at Strazcynski's treatment of Hyperion for a good example or the first couple issues of the End League.

Superman types who become disenchanted with taking care of such flawed humans. If Supes can hear everything, then he is constantly listening to humanities worst sins and evil plottings. He looks at us and sees limited creatures constantly trying to do harm to one another. Why does Supes like people? Shouldn't he hate us, just a little bit. Or shouldn't the pressure of BEING Superman get to him somehow?

I must have missed it, congrats Chewster!

*Gives Chewster several cupcakes.*

No pressure points? The reason noone uses pressure points is that they don't work. There is no rule against using them (aside from the eyes and groin obviously). What MMA has done is fantastic, it has given a way to weed out the grick that just is not effective and get to the root of what works consistently.

Umm Superman was created in 1932 PogoPogo. Well before WWII.

That's a pretty limited way to view it Bay. You don't honestly believe that someone like GSP or Machida or Mousasi would be easy to beat in a fight outside the cage do you? It's as close to a street fight as anything there is this side of Vale Tudo.

As for them not being true martial arts, why? Because they skip all the budo stuff? Fine, call them combat arts. The truth is they are as effective as it gets.

PogoPogo, right now Fedor wins! Brock needs more seasoning on his stand up. But he needs to worry about Carwin in his immediate future anyways.

That alignment poster is way off. Rorschach is not good anything. He threw an innocent man down an elevator shaft and killed him.

Bah, baseball is almost as boring as golf, almost.

All sports are ritualized combat. So let's skip the pretenses and get to the heart of sport, fighting. MMA.

Hi FeyFey, hey Count, hi Eiko

*Gives the Count a hug and some chicken soup.*

You eat this soup and you will be all better and back to a menace to all life in no time.

Hey there fuzzy Tiger. Hi Petey Pete.

Wow... this might be the most generous man ever.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32541245...rld/?gt1=43001

So it's not an FPS? I cannot aim with the PS3 controller for nothing.

Hmmm what kind of game is it? Have to decide if I wants it for PS3 or PC.

*Sneaks in to give Pogo another gift. A little sackperson doll dressed up like Batman.*

Oooooooh...

*With that he adventures over to the counter and bounds into the donut.*

I declare myself Lord of the Ring... Shaped Chocolate Pastry!

*Appears from a small side tunnel carrying a rather sharp lil sword.*

Has anyone seen my golden ring here abouts? Or a largish dragon named Smaug?

Oh, good morning...

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