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*Hugs Neko and noms the donut.*
Nekoooooo, the kitteh they call Neko!
She took from the pantry and gave me a donut
Stood up on the counter and dropped it to the floor
My hugs for her now aren't hard to explain.
She gave me a donut the kitteh called Nekoooooo!
Now Neko saw my tummy rumblin,
And Neko saw the donut sitten there.
And she saw that I couldn't quite reach it,
And the struggle was going no where.
So she said, "You can't let the sackboy go hungry."
"You can't just sit up there."
So Neko strapped on her hat
And in five seconds flat,
She gave that donut to me!
She took from the pantry and gave me a donut
Stood up on the counter and dropped it to the floor
My hugs for her now aren't hard to explain.
She gave me a donut the kitteh called Nekoooooo! -
*Mutters in broken Chinese*
Morning...
RadNekoDaKittehCappehEmmiSheckyAttercapBppVivSaist
If anyone spots an Alliance patrol, give a holler. -
*Chases after the Puppeh.*
Hiya Yankee. Get the Puppeh!
Hmm, well they had cannons in the 1920's Saist. And they were more common than catapults at the time. Maybe you should have hit Shecky with a piano. Those are very noir. -
I'll be keepin an eye on you Tiger. Bacon spots... sounds like the Phantom!
Morning AttercapPeteySaist.
*Sneaks up behind Saist to see what she is stalking.* -
*Great, I thought, another dame with another story. This sort of thing could get messy fast.*
So a hairy handed fella you say. Like... a tiger? And you dame, did he have stripes? -
Hey pal, I'll ask the questions here. How did you get through that small window? And where were you the night the mittens disappeared?
*The Fuzzy Tiger looked like a thug, big and mean. Like a striped wall of teeth and claws. But I couldn't show fear, they can smell fear like cheap cigar smoke or expensive perfume.*
This is it Tiger, you are going down, getting the pinch for those mittens see! -
*He chuckles before stepping from the shadows. That Shecky, always with the jokes. But in this line of work a bad joke can get a mug killed or worse.*
Heya doll, mittens ya say? My fee is 25 a day plus expenses. Where did you last see the mittens?
*I sized up the Kitteh, a dangerous dame if ever there was one. Sure she was cute and fuzzy, but under that puffy fur was a nasty set of claws. She looked ready to pounce at a moments notice.*
Would you care for some catnip doll? -
Seeing as how they have kept doing zombie attacks all year what will be new this year?
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He drives a semi too? Wow he does a little bit of everything.
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*Wanders out under a streelight, also in a trench coat and fedora.*
This is the kind of night that makes you want to curl up inside a bottle of bourbon with a dame and forget the world. Good thing I bought the last water proof trench coat at that store.
Morning Twipper -
Yes I will be taking ibuprofen tonight and possible demanding a foot massage!
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Hello...
PuppehDragonRookyNekoDaKittehEmmiDetraTwipper
PogoPogoFuzzyTigerBppSheckyPeteyPeteRad
I was out hiking allllll day and now I am sore sore sore. Over did the climbing a bit and the last mile or so was torture. Still it was a nice day. -
Sounds like a lot of fun.
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*Hides and returns later wearing his normal sack people clothing.*
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*Sneaks up fro the shadows and pounces on Neko again.*
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*Sneaks off while the Kitteh and Kitteh Girl are distracted.*
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*Stumbles from the tire and collapses in a little sackperson heap between Neko and Saist.*
No trick... ummm... it's.... it's....... -
GAH!
*Rolls around and around the room, his little arms flailing out the open sides of the tire.*
Help! -
Good morning NekoDaKittehSaistDetra
*Rolls in through the door inside a small tractor tire.*
It was the only rubber I could find.... what?