Early Girl

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  1. Early Girl

    FOODFIGHT!!

    hmm,

    *wraps self in Southern Comfort*
  2. Mercy Island 6 (-1)
    Port Oakes 24
    Cap Au Diable 23 (-1)
    Sharkhead Isle 25
    Nerva Archipelago 22
    St. Martial 23 (+1)
    Grandville 17
  3. [ QUOTE ]
    *holds Healix up*

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    He-eyy, Put her down!
  4. Cost Uptown Really Matches Underwear Downtown Go Easy On Nigel.

    FRESKY
  5. Early Girl

    Dreams

    Yeah, I get those all the time now. I dream I'm smoking and loving it and its so vivid and real that after I'm awake for awhile I have to stop and think did I smoke? it takes awhile to all register that I actually did NOT smoke. It been 1 year March 23rd. I WILL STAY STRONG!
  6. LOL

    cubans help escavate erotic responses

    SMILE
  7. Mercy Island 8 (-1)
    Port Oakes 22
    Cap Au Diable 23
    Sharkhead Isle 25
    Nerva Archipelago 22
    St. Martial 22 (+1)
    Grandville 18
  8. Early Girl

    FOODFIGHT!!

    hmm, chocolate and beer, eh? hehehe come on healix, girls night out!
  9. Mercy Island 13(-1)
    Port Oakes 22
    Cap Au Diable 22
    Sharkhead Isle 24
    Nerva Archipelago 22
    St. Martial 20(+1)
    Grandville 17
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    Coca-Cola was originally green.

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    and also dosed with cocaine. (as far as i know)
  11. [ QUOTE ]
    Yes'mam.

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    I do Declare!
  12. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour
  13. lol, I afk then forget to double check sometimes.

    Great Avatars Made Epic

    LOLLYGAG
  14. TPAB feeds booze to animals (hehe j/k)
  15. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas.
  16. Early Girl

    FIGHT!

    *ACK!*

    **towelwhips TPBM**
  17. Early Girl

    And then...

    I met the bearded lady and then....
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    Lemme get the cane, in case you fall...

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    Hey, Old Man.
  19. Early Girl

    Who vrs who

    Aliens Vs Earthlings
  20. Bah sniped by Khel!

    Doggone Our Dodge Goes Everywhere

    WHEW