Early Girl

Just be thankful it hasn't cut out the power


I'm behind on my yardwork

peanut butter vs cheese whiz

TPAM is a pretty boy

lol, just be thankful you didn't punch them landing yourself in jail or the hospital


I finished reading my book

woot! won the jackpot on your Nevadas

$45 bucks buys me a new bathing suit for this summer

here$500.00 from my nevada winnings

Just be thankful they are not there and rotten.


My chest is so tight; I cannot stop coughing!!

*rolls can of beans, tripping Knight_Chill..*

*watermelon goes sailing over his head...*

*....into the poster below me*

Port Oakes 24 -
Cap Au Diable 25 (+1)
Sharkhead Isle 30
Nerva Archipelago 22
St. Martial 25
Grandville 14(-1)

10% off your next purchase

I paid the room service and got

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Here's a fry!

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Hey, that was on the floor!

a gallon of brow sweat

I paid ten thousand dollars and got

Port Oakes 25
Cap Au Diable 23
Sharkhead Isle 29
Nerva Archipelago 22
St. Martial 25(+1)
Grandville 16(-1)

halp!

X.0

Puppys use pouncing paws youthfully

MSRGBK

Port Oakes 25
Cap Au Diable 23
Sharkhead Isle 28
Nerva Archipelago 22
St. Martial 24 (+1)
Grandville 18 (-1)

LOL hi - lo

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

Considering

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are you listening?

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Ah, no...my breath is still taken away from several posts up.

*Top Gun theme music ensues*

lol stripping posters

Mercy Island 1 (-1)
Port Oakes 25
Cap Au Diable 24
Sharkhead Isle 27
Nerva Archipelago 22 (+1)
St. Martial 23
Grandville 18

O.o

TPAM likes it.

first tat! woo hoo!

See? This is what I'm talking about.

*waits for Mr_Squid to come into thread and ink us all*

FAIL