Early Girl

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BAH! BILL 'EM! BILL 'EM ALL!

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Check please...

uncomplicates things

yeah. NOW I can See SAW3...if ya know what I mean..

*something blew up my morningstar ....*

Ya I know

Whoa! Both my children (ages 6 and 3 ) are GONE OVERNIGHT for the first time EVER!

Mommy gets a break??

/em heartattack!!!

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Paddywhack (also spelt Paddywack) is a strong elastic ligament or tendon in the midline of the neck of sheep or cattle (generally any quadruped) which relieves the animal of the weight of its head. It is pale yellow in colour.

It is referred to in the children's nursery rhyme This Old Man.

Most commonly found in the pet department of stores where it is packaged dried as a dog treat/food

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Definition vs, Tradition

Yeah, well when I said I was used to spanking I meant it, where I come from, on your birthday you get paddyw(h)acks and that means all the neighbourhood kids pins ya down and spank yer bum for every year you were born PLUS one to grow on....

is defensive

wanna come with me tommorow angry?,

*shh, teacher's back!!*

snaps back to desk like rubberband

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* Note on the cafeteria *

todays meal will be
Sarah Palin lame duck stew
side of swine flu
washed down with New GM bail-out watter

and for desert : micheal jackson one bad apple pie
(is it too soon ? )

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What's this nonsense? Today's lunch is the Hillary Special: Two large thighs and a left wing.

[/ QUOTE ]Atleast it's not Bubba's Special: Heavy Beef Tongue with a squirt of mayo.

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*That is NASTY!! I'm taking my lunch money to the nearby restaurant for poutine*

(just like back when)

woo hoo new page!

*pulls out trusty umbrella; bullets ricochet off back to squid riddling his membranous flesh, spilling ink all over everyone!

Where is Booker T?

*looks around*

I SWEAR I heard Booker T

Alright, you got me, what's on the agenda?

*takes seat near middle of room*

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He farmed ancient Rikti chimichangas. Then, Captain Swatkowski dribbled on his bib. This caused Swatkowski to run slower; the ice cream chimichanga tripped. Sensing imminent disaster, Pablo summoned blue fire buttfungus, unleashing unspeakable horrors. After the Furby stimulated mister Chimichanga, he stole 8000 blue chimichangas. Ravenously belching Jingle

Just be thankful you noticed in time,

I found 50$

Yes, fond memories of staying up to 11pm to watch The Golden Girls. They were a riot!

Heh, heh. I see what you did there...

lol not for long

ROFL!

Don''t worry I wont LMAO this time.

That which you do not know you can find in an eternity.

cars vs bikes

Lol, its been me and you for awhile

ugh! here take this...

*shoves BF under his tongue...*

All this dancing made me thirsty!!!

IG I needs some water!! You got water back there? or is it all "tainted"?

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pssst : ya got some things there

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what? these things here?