Early Girl

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  1. Early Girl

    Hero Mash-Up

    Angry you must include half of the name in the previous post.
  2. Sure, it's a great motivator for making money

    Have you ever finally gotten the money to bis on something at WW's only to hav ebought the WRONG thing?
  3. Early Girl

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    Cycat.

    Cyclops and and Cat woman
  4. Early Girl

    Hero Mash-Up

    We sniped eachother >>>>> gah!
  5. Early Girl

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    Strangex

    Dr. Strange and Excalibur
  6. Once, when I first started playing...

    Have you ever... seen a toon that was copying a real life person.
    (Awhile back I kept seeing these mma fighters (ie:Wanderlei Silva[sp?] et al) running around Villains. Should that be reported?
  7. Remember when... you played hookey to play COH?V?
  8. Oh your word are wise Melancton. So wise I have to ask myself...Have you any Grey Poupon?
  9. Early Girl

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    Fantique

    Dr.Fantastic and Mystique
  10. Early Girl

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    Silverine

    Silver Surfer and Wolverine
  11. Early Girl

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    The Green Tick


    The Tick and The Green Lantern
  12. Alright, I couldn't resist putting this one in the Pinn thread, Here ya go!


  13. Early Girl

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    Poolboy


    Dead Pool and Hellboy
  14. Early Girl

    3 Word Story

    During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

    The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

    Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

    So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

    Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

    Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

    But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

    Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

    Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

    Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up sheep tied onto a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

    Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

    "I can't get any more funny during this chaotic event, please help!"

    Suddenly, Statesman said, "He who laughs first loses their chance to punch Defender in the genitalia! Don't laugh!"

    Not laughing, Manticore took off his ill-conceived costume and started to dance like a meandering lama in split pea soup. Swan giggled and got naked before Popeye the Sailorman had a chance to eat spinich. This left him an opening to get Olive Oyl in the mix. Bluto was furious. Wimpy ate burgers.

    Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice, Betty Boop was preparing to bath her puppy in a vat of boiling oil. She was killed by a man wearing a yellow sweater with matching socks. He also rode a Harley that did not stop eating Statesman. "Lego my Statesman!", he said. Shortly, a big red ball appeared and killed him too. The ball muttered its disappointment with a spatula.

    Ghost Falcon appeared and began to remove his clothes so he could show off his new shiny and improved green toxic suspenders. They not only allowed him to run away with Numina's clothes but also with Positron's sex toy collection. His favorite toy was left behind a pillow so he reached back and brought sexy ' Bulbous Bobblehead Bertha' onto the bed and began to insert it into his very large pillowcase.

    Meanwhile in Never Never Land, The Lost Boys, Mr. Rogers, and Arnold Schwarzenegger played City of Heroes and Arnold said, "Let's get naked!". The boys cringed and then took a bunch of underaged girls to Wendy's house for family boardgame night. They played Monopoly and got drunk. A naked Arnold blowup doll suddenly sobered them up by singing about unicorns, explosives and the Kama Sutra. Naked Arnold suddenly got dressed and confessed his sins. Arnold exploded from his big hairy pet ape named Humbert Von Fardlipp to convince everyone that he was balancing the budget.

    Something was amiss
  15. Early Girl

    Hero Mash-Up

    The SuperGob (The Green Goblin and Superman)
  16. Early Girl

    3 Word Story

    During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

    The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

    Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

    So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

    Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

    Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

    But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

    Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

    Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

    Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up sheep tied onto a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

    Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

    "I can't get any more funny during this chaotic event, please help!"

    Suddenly, Statesman said, "He who laughs first loses their chance to punch Defender in the genitalia! Don't laugh!"

    Not laughing, Manticore took off his ill-conceived costume and started to dance like a meandering lama in split pea soup. Swan giggled and got naked before Popeye the Sailorman had a chance to eat spinich. This left him an opening to get Olive Oyl in the mix. Bluto was furious. Wimpy ate burgers.

    Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice, Betty Boop was preparing to bath her puppy in a vat of boiling oil. She was killed by a man wearing a yellow sweater with matching socks. He also rode a Harley that did not stop eating Statesman. "Lego my Statesman!", he said. Shortly, a big red ball appeared and killed him too. The ball muttered its disappointment with a spatula.

    Ghost Falcon appeared and began to remove his clothes so he could show off his new shiny and improved green toxic suspenders. They not only allowed him to run away with Numina's clothes but also with Positron's sex toy collection. His favorite toy was left behind a pillow so he reached back and brought sexy ' Bulbous Bobblehead Bertha' onto the bed and began to insert it into his very large pillowcase.

    Meanwhile in Never Never Land, The Lost Boys, Mr. Rogers, and Arnold Schwarzenegger played City of Heroes and Arnold said, "Let's get naked!". The boys cringed and then took a bunch of underaged girls to Wendy's house for family boardgame night. They played Monopoly and got drunk. A naked Arnold blowup doll suddenly sobered them up by singing about unicorns, explosives and the Kama Sutra. Naked Arnold suddenly got dressed and confessed his sins. Arnold exploded from his big hairy pet ape named Humbert Von Fardlipp to convince everyone
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyal View Post
    Remember when you found out that you can use a tree to jump over the fence at Perez Park. (I always landed in the middle of a group of hellions >.<)
    lol, got lucky once or twice, haven't been able to do it since...

    Remember when you got motion sickness from the game?

    (no? oh, i do sometimes)
  18. Remember when you had to run all the way around the wall in Perez because you had no travel power/jump pack?
  19. Remember When you made that embarressing MT on a Global Chat channel?
  20. OH yes. Please do not tickle.


    COH is therapy, no?
  21. I'd rather use my finger and toothpaste.

    Have you had a near death experience?
  22. Have you ever made a char with the signature costumes?
  23. hahahaha! no, but I know someone who has!

    Have you ever PL'd?