Early Girl

Snickers

Driving my husband crazy hahahahahahahaha

oh wait...or is that vice-versa??

OMG. that was just crazy, I can't beleive the crazy people out there!

lol crazy people and their parents *shakes head*

they've been charged now, eh...good I say!

ROFL

Sunday Morning Bacon Down

On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
Wishing, Lord, that I was bacon.
'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
Makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothin' short of bacon,
Half as lonesome as the sound,
On the bacon city sidewalks:
Sunday mornin' bacon down.

>.< No, but that's something I've been thinking about doing just for fun!

Remember when we had last year's Halloween Event?? It started WICKED! Everyone was like WHOA!!! COOL!

Remember When threre were pyramid quotes? lol .

Since there is no BACON thread for theme music I am going to pretend this is played on the radio...okay?

The Fresh BACON of Bel-Air, (Prince)

After all these years I can still recall that one word for word....

**mmm, sandwiched between Jello and Chocolate..... I LIKE!!!!***

*Adds whipped Cream on all of us*

Go Go Gadget Expresso

Remember when you played with trialers trying to get them to join

Woww, thats quite the power , *dammit, get outts a mah bubble. * Grants TPBM a repellent power that will rid him/her of the unwanted ones!

They may be sexy, doesn't mean I want them all in my priate bubble

er , let me help you with that Healix....

*Stay back people! I am Armed and Dangerous*

Go Go Gadget Defib!

*All you need is BACON (Love.)

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He farmed ancient Rikti chimichangas. Then, Captain Swatkowski dribbled on his bib. This caused Swatkowski to run slower; the ice cream chimichanga tripped. Sensing imminent disaster, Pablo summoned blue fire buttfungus, unleashing unspeakable horrors. After the Furby stimulated mister Chimichanga, he stole 8000 blue chimichangas.

Ravenously belching Jingle Bombs, popsicles, Lava-lamps, and edible thongs, he swore revenge on Muffins containing poison tic-tacs for ruining everything. After hours of making Fudge

Go Go Gadget S.O.S

Girls Just Wanna Have BACON (Fun)


Suck My Bacon (Kiss) Lmao, Red Hot Chili Peppers

150) Forgotten how to get to a zone at least once.

151) Gotten stuck at the bottom of Old Faultline

152) Ran A respec so you could get a vertical travel power so that would never happen again

153) Do the Mario on boxes to get to the Terra Volta Reactor

154)Tried to stand on the blimp.

155) Sheepishly apologised in broadcast to the lowbies that got flattened by your high-level ambush in a low-level zone

156) Run the mission that spawns the Kronos Titan ambush.

157) Take a detour on a task force that sends you to Kings Row, to fight one or more Clockwork Paladins.

158) Done three Hami raids in a row cuz you were bored.

159) Played while eating......BACON!

All Roads Lead to BACON

Sleeping with the Bacon

Bacon Be or Not Bacon Be That is the Question... (*covers head*)

HellQueen

Hellboy and DreamQueen

Go Go Gadget Candy Store!

Purple eaters And Nuts usually twine

Because under trouble they eat right

So Miss Manners Isn't Cool Here Even Shopping


JEEPERS CREEPERS