Early Girl

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  1. Early Girl

    The Casino

    humph! I think we all know the khel-clones are not the real problem here perhaps maybe even they will certaintly be used to take the fall!
  2. Early Girl

    The Casino

    Band Music Starts playing and an annoucement of Live Entertainment, heads turn as the famous Casino Dancers perform on the grand stage. With the live music,glam and glitter they dazzle all.

    Number finishes.

    Early Girl emerges from stage left and grabs a drink from a waitress.

    *downs drink and scans crowd*

    leaves to change out of dance costume and returns as lovely hostess.

    **I am working at the casino as a showgirl/hostess undercover to keep an eye on things [ is the casinos ground women for checking out tips of and cheaters]**

    edit: what? doesn't every casino have a puzzling, mysterious woman patrolling the crowds??
  3. Early Girl

    Go-Go Gadget

    Go Go Gadget fly swatter
  4. You could be in a room with a thousand peices of bacon and not want any of them.... then you could be in a room with just one bacon... and it's exactly the one you want
  5. dont you hate all this sports talk?

    lol, j/k guys jus messin' with ya!
  6. "Let's Talk About Bacon"

    (Punch it, Hurb
    Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
    Come on, why not?
    People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
    No, but that's a part of life)

    Come on

    [CHORUS]

    Let's talk about bacon, baby
    Let's talk about you and me
    Let's talk about all the good things
    And the bad things that may be
    Let's talk about bacon
    Let's talk about bacon
    Let's talk about bacon
    Let's talk about bacon

    Let's talk about bacon for now to the people at home or in the crowd
    It keeps coming up anyhow
    Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
    Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
    Now we talk about baconon the radio and video shows
    Many will know anything goes
    Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
    How it was, and of course, how it should be
    Those who think it'sgreasy have a choice
    Pick up the napkins, press firmly, or turn the element off
    Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
    All right then, come on, Spin

    [CHORUS]

    Hot to trot, make any man's bacon pop
    She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
    Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
    The chick was a hit because her bacon was boomin'
    Crispy, chewy, thick, crazy not greasy
    Nothin' she ever fried tasted common
    Her dates heads of state, men of taste
    Line cooks, chefs, no one was too great for her to get with
    Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
    And believe me, you, it's as good as true
    There ain't a pig alive that she wouldn't get next to
    She had it all in the pan so she should have been glad
    But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
    Thinkin' about the things that she never had
    No love, just bacon, followed next with a check and a note
    That last night's bacon was dope

    Let's talk about bacon, baby (sing it)
    Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
    Let's talk about all the good things
    And the bad things that may be
    Let's talk about bacon (yum)
    Let's talk about bacon(fry it)
    Let's talk about bacon (try it)
    Let's talk about bacon

    Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
    Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about bacon, all right
    [repeat]

    (Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
    And why not? Everybody has bacon
    I mean, everybody should be makin' bacon
    Come on, how many guys you know make bacon?)

    [CHORUS]
  7. Early Girl

    Error Messages

    Fatal error application approved. Termination complete.
  8. Early Girl

    Blurb Writer

    New Mono

    Werewolves and Vampires take ill alike in this heartpounding motion picture. An ordinary girl is there only hope if they are to survive. People are relating to this film as a pandemic takes over the globe.

    (i think i messed up? )
  9. Early Girl

    Hero Mash-Up

    Professor Smart

    (Professor Charles Xavier and Smart Alec)
  10. Better to have bacon and lost, than never have bacon at all
  11. I'm sueing Angry for bringin everyone down with his sobbing!
  12. Early Girl

    Error Messages

    Please click here if your brain does not re direct you.
  13. Early Girl

    Go-Go Gadget

    Go Go Gadget people remote!
  14. Early Girl

    Go-Go Gadget

    O.o

    Go Go Gadget Frying PAn!
  15. Early Girl

    Error Messages

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  16. That is really sweet *buys a bunch of how to books*

    TPBM can project personalized Halloween Costumes onto whom ever they wish
  17. Early Girl

    Go-Go Gadget

    Go Go Gadget bubbles!
  18. LMAO girl!

    It’s raining Bacons!
  19. Early Girl

    Go-Go Gadget

    Go go gadget virus b gone
  20. If I had a nickel for every time I had a ..........penny....
  21. He may, but pitch black was an awesome novel, and the movie wasn't that bad either.
  22. Early Girl

    Guilty pleasures

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Emmi Blaze View Post






    You use real sugar?!? OMG How does it taste? I've forgotten how coffee with real sugar tastes.

    Aspartame gives me headaches...

    So guilty!

    Iced Cappicino from Timmy's.... a LARGE one, that is...
  23. Early Girl

    Go-Go Gadget

    we've come a long way

    Go go gadget port a potty
  24. 90% of Bacon is Perspiration