"Let's Talk About Bacon"
(Punch it, Hurb
Yo, I don't think we should talk about this
Come on, why not?
People might misunderstand what we're tryin' to say, you know?
No, but that's a part of life)
Come on
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Let's talk about bacon, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about bacon
Let's talk about bacon
Let's talk about bacon
Let's talk about bacon
Let's talk about bacon for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about baconon the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it'sgreasy have a choice
Pick up the napkins, press firmly, or turn the element off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin
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Hot to trot, make any man's bacon pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her bacon was boomin'
Crispy, chewy, thick, crazy not greasy
Nothin' she ever fried tasted common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Line cooks, chefs, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a pig alive that she wouldn't get next to
She had it all in the pan so she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just bacon, followed next with a check and a note
That last night's bacon was dope
Let's talk about bacon, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about bacon (yum)
Let's talk about bacon(fry it)
Let's talk about bacon (try it)
Let's talk about bacon
Ladies, all the ladies, louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies - let's talk about bacon, all right
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(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody has bacon
I mean, everybody should be makin' bacon
Come on, how many guys you know make bacon?)
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