LOL righteous post Centerfire!!!
Paragon! This superhero promises to be on scene as quickly as possible, however I too am currently being detained against my will by the evil Boss-Lady (must be some kind of franchise, "yes you too can be an Evil Boss-Lady for only $49.99!"), and will be unable to extricate myself until well after 7pm CST!
Must......fight......these......bonds........arrrr rgh!!!