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Quote:I don't trust anything that can't make up its mind to be one or the other. Bird or snake! Not both!So the return of a benevolent giant winged serpent God in 2012.
Actually, you know what, that'd be kind of awesome if it was true.
Just like I hoped when they fired up the Large Hadron Collider it would rend portals to the dimension of Kittens with hats...sadly such a thing was not true but hey a man can dream.
And don't get me started on platypi...shifty little things. They're plotting something I tells ya! -
Quote:Part of it is that you learn to not panic. Sure, you might not be able to handle every conceivable scenario, but if you panic, you're dead for sure.This reminded me of a special I saw about zombies. It was about how there is a group of people who are making sure that everyone else has enough supplies, knowledge, and skill to survive a zombie outbreak. Their reasoning for this wasn't that there was going to be a zombie outbreak and we were all going to die, but that if you have the ability to whether a scenario as apocalyptic as a zombie outbreak, then you'll be able to handle pretty much any natural disaster that comes your way.
And that... is pretty cool.
EDIT: BTW I think that if you include the time that leap years take away we are well in 2013 already, so there is no worry about everyone dying off on that day.
There's lots of things that could happen to interrupt services and things that we are used to having. Like a war interrupting oil/gas supply or drought taking its toll on the food supply or a solar flare/something sun related knocking out electronics.
Then there's just common sense stuff like having vegetable seeds on hand. Learn to plant & take care of a garden. Not only are you prepped for a disaster, but you can also reduce your food bill and have healthier foods on hand. It would also give your kids something to do during the summer. -
Quote:The thing about the supplies thing is that they are useful for more than just the end-of-the-world scenario.
Some people are likely going to get all worked up into a state of panic that will be reminiscent of the panic over Y2K. Everybody remember that little panic fest? People hoarding supplies, portable generators, etc. etc., all believing that some catastrophe was going to sweep over the planet. Guess what? No catastrophe, what a shocker....NOT.
Having a decent supply of canned, non-perishable foodstuffs? Great for waiting out blizzards or a drought putting pressure/price increase on food.
Home electricity generator? Again, blizzards or ice storms. We were without power for a week one winter due to a massive ice storm. Wouldn't want to go through that again.
Granted, there are people who go way overboard, like that Doomsday Preppers show, but a little preparation at the least can be useful for other situations. Besides, better to have something and not need it than to need it and not have a chance at getting it. -
Quote:Well...think of it like a garden.Don't we already have a Nutria invasion from Argentina?
I do find it funny how we are trying our darndest to keep Tigers alive, and yet we can't kill these little punks off. Maybe we should do something like convince the world that rat livers are performance enhancers, so then we'll get everyone killing them off for a placebo.
Your tomato plants will wilt and die if you look at 'em funny, but you could nuke it from orbit and the dandelions & crabgrass will still be there. -
Obviously, in regards to shaky cam. Stargate: Universe used that combined with horribly darkened sets to pretty much hide everything. But still, the beginning with shaky had no point whatsoever. It was so off-putting in the beginning, I almost walked out.
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Ya know...I really do want SOMETHING to happen on Dec. 21st*. If only to shock the world out of the self-destructive, malaisic path we are on. If said something happens to include green-skinned space babes with a penchant for geeks, then rock on.
Rock on indeed.
*I don't think anything is going to happen, but it would be neat if it did. -
I saw it. I liked it.
However, whichever ********* thought that shakey cam is appropriate for major motion picture should never work in cinema again. Or at the very least, busted down to the PA's PA.
Good god, the shaky was bad in the beginning, for no apparent reason. I seriously wish that trend had never started. -
Quote:That wasn't what I was getting at.The River wasn't pretty enough cinematography. Far to much shaky cam etc to be visually in the same area as Event Horizon which is a terrible but pretty pretty movie.
Rather, I was getting at the idea that they were encountering the Warp, since EH is pretty much humanity's first true encounter with the Empyrean (unofficially).
The River brings back...something...and that something could just as easily be in the same class as the stuff in EH. The fabric between universes becomes thin at that point and they allowed something to cross over.
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I'd gladly take them things over skunks any day of the week. Skunks are truly useless creatures that have no redeeming factors. Even mosquitos have a use as a food source for birds. But skunks? I would feel no sorrow if they go extinct.
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Quote:Boarding up windows?Crud. I knew it was only a matter of time. *grabs shotgun and machete, starts boarding up windows*
Pshaw. Pshaw I say.
The obvious solution to zombies surrounding your house is to line it with treadmills. Plus, you get free electricity if you hook those treadmills up to generators. -
When I watched the finale, I got this weird vibe that both this show and Event Horizon exist in the same universe...
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Did Artemis get put on a bus or something? She's basically been absent the last couple of episodes, though she did have like one line in telling Wally about Megan.
Also, Clark needs to pull the stick out. The more he ignores Connor, the better chance he has of going all dark smashy. Clark's basically making it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Feel kinda bad for Dubillex now. -
Quote:Looked like a dog to me.I could be wrong, but I thought they showed the original, helicopter-spotting zombies noshing on a horse at the beginning of the episode. I took that to be the horse Rick rode in on and assumed that was their way of showing us that it was a flashback to early in Season 1.
The horse got swarmed by a massive group, as opposed to the very small group of zombies that was munching on the animal. -
Quote:Everything has to happen at just the right time, otherwise the show is a bunch of people sitting around playing cards waiting to die. A truck has to break down, a guard has to go take a leak, the clip runs out of ammo, those are all things that just happen at the right time to advance the story.Was it convenient for the show that a herd happened to be in hearing range of Carl's gunshot? Of course. By its definition, it is a deux ex machina; the Kirkman heard the pleas of his faithful story-writers and granted them this boon. It happens all the time in television and film, and requires a certain suspension of disbelief to enjoy it. You see evidence in this in regards to their ammo, as well as their ability to find just the right item at the right time.
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Quote:What is sooooooooo elaborate about the herd being on the move? They saw the helicopter, they followed the helicopter. They'll move uniformly like that BECAUSE WE'VE ALREADY SEEN IT HAPPEN. Namely, the herd that Rick's group encountered on the highway. They were, for lack of a better word, migrating.Right we are just talking "dumb luck" here. That's exactly why there's absolutely no reason to hand-wave an elaborate theory that zombie herds move inertially without being able to be diverted once started -just- to have a mob of zombies randomly exist nearby when Carl shot Shane. Why couldn't that herd of zombies just BE there without the show trying (badly) to make us think that zombies will move as uniformly as you describe?
That herd couldn't just "be" there or show up out of nowhere, since inevitably you would come back with, "How did they miss that giant group of zombies just off their doorstep when they've been tramping around the woods all this time?". Face it, you are just looking for stuff to hate on in this show, IMO.
Quote:It seems the show went out of its way to be unnecessarily convoluted with a barely plausible scenario when it could have just stuck to the basics and had a zombie horde swarm out of thin air. What purpose did it serve for the show to try (and fail) to be cute about it? -
Quote:What would there be to catch their attention? Most, if not all, the other humans in that area are either dead or smart enough to not make any noise on the ground. Animals could probably smell them before they get close enough to see/hear them. The only other humans we've seen is the small numbers of Randall's group and they are transplants to the area.The weak point in this theory of the "single helicopter causing a multi-week stampede" is that it assumes that there was nothing else that might have caught their attention and caused them to eventually brake apart into other random groups over the course of multiple days. After all the Altanta area itself is many square miles in size.
Zombies are herd animals. Breaking up into smaller groups is probably not going to happen. Remember World War Z? That the herds were visible from space. While one or two may get trapped/fall off a cliff/get stuck in a culvert/etc., the majority will just keep on trucking till something stops them.
Quote:Of course this also assumes that the single helicopter would be able direct all these zombies in a single direction for days/weeks towards the very spot where the group just happens to be staying at Hershel's farm. If you aren't willing to see how completely contrived that would be just for the purposes of the show then you at least need to be willing to concede that it was an incredible "coincidence" that all the events transpired to create the exact scenario we saw in the final episode. Deus ex Machina anyone?
The only thing that got them to go to the farm was Carl shooting Shane. They would've passed completely on by otherwise.
It's nothing more than a coincedence, the same as Randall's group finding that specific town or Glenn finding Rick. Dumb luck works both ways, good and bad. -
Quote:In a world with no other man-made noises happening, a helicopter will cause exactly that. The zombies are drawn to the sounds. It's why they all stopped the second they heard the gunshot and turned as a group, just like a flock of birds. With nothing else to stop them or to attract their attention, they'll just keep going.I'll entertain the idea that the helicopter we saw at the beginning of the last episode was in fact the exact same helicopter that Rick saw way back during the first season. It's certainly possible that a -single- appearance of a helicopter like that might have set in motion a multi-week stampede that just by coincidence finally caught back up to Hershel's farm.
Quote:I guess my only "problem" with that idea is what Aett_Thorn said in that the show did not make it 100% clear that these two "appearances" of the helicopter was supposed to have been the same exact helicopter on the same day from two different points of view. The show could have cleared that up by simply throwing up a caption at the bottom of the screen saying something like "4 weeks ago" when showing the "second" helicopter to give us a sense that that shot was supposed to be a flashback to a prior episode.
I suppose we'll have to wait until season 3 to get any follow-up on that.
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Quote:Here's a thought...it was the same copter that both Rick and the little group of walkers saw.Yes this is the most obvious explaination based directly from the comic book. Problem is why have we seen helicopter(s) on the TV show twice now?
The zombies would need some time to walk all that way to the farm. That little group (cuz there were only like 4 or so to start, iirc) saw it, started heading out in the direction it went, and chain swarmed with every deader along the way. They just started walking and kept at it even after the copter was out of sight/hearing. Other zombies noticed them walking and joined up. Had Carl not shot, that herd would've passed on by the farm, possibly.
The copter event was basically a callback to the time that Rick saw it, but simply shown from a different location in Atlanta. -
If you like the Halo games, the books can be good, in particular Ghosts of Onyx. Halo: Cryptum is set during the time of the Forerunners and is an interesting read.
If you have any interest in the Warhammer 40k books, the Gaunt's Ghosts series (starts with The Founding omnibus), Eisenhorn omnibus, and the Ultramarines omnibus are good reads.
For more a fantasy-side read, you could try the Death Gate cycle (7 books) by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. It's about two factions of wizard-y type peoples that split Earth into four different realms (Earth, Air, Fire, Water) and one of the groups was imprisoned in a magical, ever-shifting, murderous Labyrinth.
There's Peter F. Hamilton's Confederation series. It's split into two sections, The Reality Dysfunction and The Neutronium Alchemist (can't recall which was the first). There might be more books, but can't recall.
David Brin's Uplift books. Two trilogies. The first is Sundiver/Startide Rising/The Uplift War. The second is Brightness Reef/Infinity's Shore/Heaven's Reach. They're set in a universe where every sentient species is "uplifted" to sentience by an older species, but humanity has bucked the trend by bootstrapping itself to spacefaring. The galaxies (five of 'em) are bound together with an all-encompassing Library that contains pretty much every technology imaginable. A lot of races are hostile to humanity and want them either wiped out or forced into modification by an older race.
Finally, there's the Endymion/Hyperion books by Dan Simmons. Don't recall too much about them as it's been a while since I've read 'em. -
Whatever. It's not like we don't know who is being talked about. Lori, Laurie, Lauri, etc. It doesn't make that big of a difference. Could just call her Moron #1 and the point would still get across.
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Ya, I lol'd at that. I can't hit the broadside of a barn when I'm in the passenger seat in a Warthog in Halo 3, yet these guy are plugging 'em like it ain't no thang.
And Rick's right, in a way. In a situation like that, a democracy just doesn't work. You can't sit and debate while Rome is burning around you. When you're deciding what crops to plant and people are voicing their opinions? Ya, that's fine. People need strong leaders to take charge of a situation. I think he did the right thing by telling them his way or the highway. -
I admit it. I squeed when Michonne was on screen.
And Rick grew a pair. Finally. Though, I wanted him to say to them, "What would you have done if I had told you? Huh?". Him telling them that would've killed the last bit of hope that they had. I don't fault him in the slightest.
And Laurie. Acting all high and mighty after finding out he killed Shane.
Quote:He did reload a couple times, but still. Federal law limits the amount of shots that can be in a pump-action. Think they're made to only hold like 5 in the reservoir and 1 in the chamber. Plus, if you get fire shooting back out of the ejector, you got serious problems with your gun.By the way, if a zombie infestation ever breaks out, I want Herschel's gun. What was that, 50 shots from a shotgun? Yes, please. -
Well, that's one plot thread that's not-gunna-happen.
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See, I have no connection to those other companies minis. They are "meaningless" to me. OTOH, I can look at a squad of Ultramarines and imagine that universe. Or I could do a mockup of an Imperial Fist vs Iron Warriors battle.
I don't game with them, just like making them. The Siege of Terra and the Dropsite Massacre are the two that I'd like to make a diorama of someday. -
Quote:A carrier arrives from some primitive area, say a missionary to the jungles of southeast Asia or the Congo, or possibly an explorer ala Emmet Cole. Maybe it was an activist trying to keep some jungle from getting cut down and breathed in some spores or something from the disturbed ground (the workers in the area are also infected the same way). They get into an accident here like a car accident or a mugging and get transported to a hospital where they die. They come back and start nomming on the hospital staff. Additionally, the people around them are infected via them breathing out the infection while still alive.You forgot:
4. Judgement Day (with all the graves giving up their dead)
5. Worldwide Voodoo curse (or a curse from any other religious and/or magic tradition)
I'm guessing it's Magic in this case.
Not an epidimeologist so I have no idea if that's a viable scenario.
Edit - Also...
Carrier has arrived...