Coyote_Seven
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Chat about PC animals...
Argue about wolves with swords in their mouths.
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Quote:Quite a fallacious rebuttal. Just because suspension of disbelief has been achieved does not mean that suddenly anything goes. It doesn't work that way. Would Star Wars had been as popular if suddenly there was an army of clowns that showed up that shot bees out of their mouths for no reason at all?Originally Posted by dugfromthearth
You should stop for a moment and think about most of the character concepts and JUST HOW STUPID they are.
This is a superhero game, you can drawn the stupid line anywhere you want. But so can everyone else. Unrealistic is the ENTIRE POINT of superheroes.
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Quote:Hmm... how much of a Furry are you? I'm very curious all of the suddenly.Originally Posted by RemusShepherd
For some of us it isn't repressed. I'm a total yiff-crazed furry and proud of it
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Quote:And the giant wolf also has eye-lasers. And so do all the bees.Originally Posted by MisterMagpie
And the gunblades shoot rockets filled with bees.
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Quote:Phah, don't mind them. If it's one thing we have in infinite supply on the CoH forums, it's hyperbole.Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha
I dunno. I just came here to verbally slap the dude going on about how everyone with an anthropomorphic character was clearly exactly the same as the worst spawn of the entire anthro/furry fandom and was obviously perverted scum who should be taken out and shot, rather than, I dunno, someone who happened to have an anthro character. *shrug*
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A troll is someone who disagrees with your opinion? I mean, you do realize your opinions aren't actually indisputable facts, right?
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So, now we're talking about giant wolves with gunblades in their mouths?
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Quote:Don't go calling a Thundercat a human with animals parts in front of their face, yo!Originally Posted by Golden Girl
Those are humans with animal parts, not animals
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Somebody want epic animals with epic swords? Well if you're looking at that videogame over there, you're looking in the wrong place!
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Quote:I haven't the heart to tell her that this actually happened once in a Furry comic that was made in the mid 90's. Except it was vixens in hovertanks.Originally Posted by eth_Nargy
You're trying to tell me something.
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Quote:Hey Claudius, you killed my father. BIG Mistake!Originally Posted by Bad_Influence
Next: Rhett Butler summons a Mech to get Scarlett out of burning Atlanta.
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Quote:I don't care about your made up facts, LOL.Originally Posted by Leo_G
They're indisputable foundational facts that are of a color between red and green on the color wheel. What's your problem?
It's those letters, in that particular combination. I see what you did! Nooooooo... -
Quote:Nooooooo...Originally Posted by Leo_G
Y.I.F.F
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Quote:I have enough experience with Furries to say that what you have said is not always necessarily so. It may be typical, but it isn't a requirement. Several Furries out there do depict themselves as "non-morphic", which means an animal body... but they can still talk and emote and whatever.Originally Posted by Golden Girl
It shouldn't - furries are normally hybrids - they have human body shapes and animal heads, and act like humans.
It'd probably be better to have some real Furries come in here and try to explain it. But if that happened, this thread would melt down into a flame war about it so intense that it would crash the servers forever, or something. -
Quote:I'm sure it looks a lot better when performing on the set in full costume, and after lots of editing to dial all the swashbuckling action to eleven, lol.Originally Posted by Bad_Influence
So.... sword fighting for dogs consists of tapping one's inner thigh with the sword to cue the dog to walk between one's legs. Or, having the dog jump the sword! EPIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC !!!!!!!!11!!!1111eleventy-oneeeeee!
Well yeah, haha. I didn't mean for this to be any kind of practical example at all. That's just what I happened to find when I went searching! I'm pretty sure it'd be extremely difficult to teach a dog how to properly evade in a real fight!Quote:(yeah, I'm not seeing it as a valid strategy in a real fight, sorry. Jumping the sword might save his life, meanwhile he inflicts no damage 
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But as far as training dogs to look like they're deftly evading the swings of a human attacking them with a sword, this video is pretty cool!
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Oh yeah, and here's your dog with a sword in their mouth.
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Quote:What I get from those baby pictures is that he wants to play Diaper Man in the game.Originally Posted by Bad_Influence
...Not real sure how your toy pictures are proving that scratching is instinctual behavior but punches are alien to the human mindset and must be learned, but go on with your bad self I guess.
The first natural human response to a physical attack is to start scratching? Really? What planet DO you hail from, anyways?
Meanwhile, Sam wants to be Underdog. Which... actually, would be kinda cool really! -
Maybe we could have our own ersatz Zoo Crew. Portal Corporation has discovered a dimension populated by anthropomorphic animals. There, they find The Furry Phalanx. Aaand... you already know where this is going.
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Quote:This is what happens when too many heroes and villains start dipping into the Well of the Furries.Originally Posted by rian_frostdrake
Indeed, this thread is dominated by the sound and the furry.
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Quote:Sounds like they should be calling it the NAVI system.Originally Posted by Agent White
yeah. This. You even get a popup saying "hey! Look here!"
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Quote:LOL, that's an interesting strategy you have. Making stuff up and then blaming the other person for making it up with they call you on it. But it's really making you look foolish.Originally Posted by Leo_G
I still don't understand why this has to be further explained.
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Quote:So if they're that intelligent, why then would a wolf not be able to use paw mounted metal claws if he or she wanted to? Just because?Originally Posted by Leo_G
Perhaps you didn't read the title: PC Animals.
That's 'Player Controlled Animals'. Of course they're intelligent enough if they're going to be speaking with contacts, going into missions, disarming bombs, using computers and being as perceptive as a player can be with their regular type characters. -
Quote:Your jocular attempts at pedantic banter have become tiresome. You ought to have realized by now that we're talking about animals that would be intelligent enough to know what weapons are, how to properly use them and how to train themselves to use them as well as possible.Originally Posted by Leo_G
Because dogs are known to scratch stuff besides the ground to dig holes or their own selves. Or maybe I misremember wolves actually trying to scratch stuff while they're biting stuff....nope.
A cat, maybe, of course.