Cien_Fuegos

they actually give awards if stupidity causes fatality
check out darwin awards on the net
heres the website
http://www.darwinawards.com/

I got these quotes from there
'When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.' -Mark Twain?

'There is no sin except stupidity.' --Oscar Wilde 'Those whom life does not cure, death will.' -Cormac McCarthy

great so getting a few replies already

decided it always frustrates me to make a dign in sheet nd see it empty so...
post here but just show up at contact
first contact is Positron in steel canyon
time 8 pm pacific friday....

was trying to make popcon and look what happened!

o well nomnomnom.... =)

Heres the idea.

7 taskforces (positron,synapse,sister,citadel,manti,numia)

over 3 days and 4 nights ( 1 a day or night)
2 to 4 hrs a night
starting : Friday september 4th 2009
Friday
8pm pacific- posi
Saturday september 5th
11am pacific-synapse
Sunday 6th september
11am pacific-sister p
Monday (labor day and puppys birthday) september 7th
11am pacific-citadel
Tuesday september 8th
8 pm pacific- manticore
Wednesday september 9th
8 pm pacific-numia

need 8 people ( min i think are 3 max 8)
can sign up here. if ineed to fill team ill announce on virtuebadges09 or VU or etc.....
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
-------ALTS------------
9
10

What to bring
shivans
nukes
temps
tier 3 insps

Trying for time havent done them in like 4 months so im blurry
but have done them all in one day before
NEXT WEEK
Trials

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCFrTWJQ7To

nomnomnom

Heroids on my next + rep rampage great picture man i love king of the hill

X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2<--im starting a petition not another hirrible wolverine movie!

egads they never learn

Good morning all

pamcake stacks are in the stove and loads of coffee is coming in via the roflcopter sorah lent to us

cheese n crackers on the southern lawn

looks at lolcopter and raises a lolplane!

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/colle...sks#start-over
thought this ws interesting

Heeelllooooozz all you ROokerzerians Howsa you?

Wassles and Bakon in the citchen

velcome als!

happy birthday fido!!!!

NUuuuuuuu *does golpher dance and jumps into hole*

allright MEATBALLS FRIDAY
and thats it last attempt


Tripper: You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.

Tripper: Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."

Tripper: And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
Rest of group: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER


or back to school friday?
Vanessa: I want a divorce!
Thornton Melon: Divorce - I knew we had something in common! Here, sign these.
Vanessa: I'm afraid it's not that easy, Honey! This is gonna cost you plenty!
Thornton Melon: Oh yeah? Let's talk about class a minute, all right?
[pulls out a handful of photos]
Thornton Melon: Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room... classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room... another classy one, huh? This one I can't figure out... there's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?
[Vanessa storms off]
Thornton Melon: Hey, wait! I got more!

After careful consideration how about memoral quotes friday!

Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God?
[Ray looks at Peter, who nods]
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
[Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!

maybe ghost busters?

FORE!!!!!

*hits a golf ball into attic* hehhehehehehe

puts on sterero and does golpher dance

* pamcakes and bacon in the kitchen and vats of coffee ready for iv injection*




well was either this or the rant from vacation by clark griswold
Clark: I think you're all ****** in the head. We're ten hours from the ******* fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ******* fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're ********! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!
Rusty Griswold: [Grab's Clars shoulder] Dad, you wan an Asprin?
Clark: DON'T TOUCH!
OR
Clark has just been pulled over by a Colorado motorcycle cop]
Clark: Hi officer, what's the problem?
Motorcycle Cop: Get out of the car!
[Clark exits from the car]
Clark: I don't think I was speeding. Was I weaving or something?
Motorcycle Cop: Shut your mouth, sir! You know, if I weren't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you can say, "police brutality!"
Clark: Well whatever I did, I'm sure I can explain...
[the motorcycle cop forcibily takes Clark by the arm and leads him to the rear of the car, which has a dog leash still tied to it]
Motorcycle Cop: Explain this, you son-of-a-*****!
Clark: Oh my God...

Aunt Edna: I was afraid you'd get pulled over, Clark. You've been exeeding the speed limit for thousands of miles!
Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
Clark: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us. You see kids...
[the motorcycle cop appears at the car window with the dog leash]
Motorcycle Cop: Here's the leash, sir. I'm going back to get the rest of the carcass off the road.

blows out candle and uses sackboy as pillow

Borrows the counts death ray and circles the rookery....Fire on the thread!