Cherokee

Lord Recluse: Aww man are people gona be upset hehe, I just swollowed issue 7.

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The name Cricket makes me teeheehee for some reason!

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Glad I wasnt the only one. But i'm Zzzzwweeee

Welcome Cricket

Let the poking commence

I love this thread

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YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE SANCTITY OF THIS SACRED ROLEPLAYING PLACE!!! GEEEEEET OOOOOOUTTTT!!! GOOOOO TOOO SOOOMMMMEWHHHHERRE DIFFERENT!!!

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S T F U Mr. 31 posts


LD: Lets make canabis legal...(fires one up)

Lord Recluse: HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY!

Lord Recluse says to Mako: Ohmygod you killed Statesman!

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Sirocco: My lord, I think perhaps you are under too much stress from your ongoing projects. Maybe a hobby alieviate some of the stress.

Recluse: You know, Sirocco, I think you're right. I'm going to go off and find a hobby today!

*5 hours later*

Sirocco: So, my lord, did you find a suitable hobby?

Recluse: Yes, I think I shall enjoy this hobby very much.

Sirocco: Excellent! and what hobby is that sir?

Recluse: I have decided to take up amateur proctology.

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Statesman hears this and calls Lord Recluse....Hey buddie whats up?...Do me first and often

Thanks for the stories Mint. Hope to hear the one about Dreama sometime(hint hint)

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Bah, Unearthed Arcana didn't come out til the '80s. Nor Fiend Folio.

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Um. Really! I don't remember that! I'm young! YOUNG!

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Ok Ok 1985 it says in Unearthed Arcana Had to look again heh. and Fiend Folio 1982 so I sliped a little...I'm old

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I still own a Monster manual with the price list in the back. . .and it says, "Dungeon Master's Guide. . . upcoming release."

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heh mine are all from 1978-1979..Unearthed Arcana, Players hand book, Dungeon Masters Guide, Monster Manual, Fiend Folio, Gods and Demi-gods. Still have my dice also

And you know when your an old gamer when you used to watch the original Godzilla movies on saterday afternoons..oh and cant forget the MA movies on saterdays heh.

Oh and getting into the game programs and changing the physics of the way it played(when you could hak into them easy..old apple comps)

Oh man..I dont feel so old now

I remember everything you all have said and did, watched ,played all of it lol....and still have almost all of it

I'll be 34 in may. I still have all the original books and char. sheets fron AD&D

I even watched (of corse reruns) Howdy Doody lol.

And I liked all the Marty Croft shows that came on on saterday mornings

How about 321 contact remember that one? heh.

I could be here all day remembering the 70s early 80s, better times than now IMO.

By the way my mom and dad play this game, they are the ones that got me into it They are 50(yes they were very young when they got married and had me).

And to tell you the truth people under the age of 25(depends on the person) get on my nerves most of the time lol, I'm a hardcore old schooler

Heh that was a funny storie, good job.

I can tell you myself I like short stories like the last one that was good.

I'll see what I can do by getting the word out about this, And I also know 2 people that are very good writers so I'll send them your way

Thank you and keep up the good work. I always look forward to the next piece.

Later, Whiteseeker

I hope I have achance to listen to it today..But i'm downloading now

Last was was nice. Keep up the good work.
I enjoy the stories,Thanks

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Recluse: Ghost Widow! I need you to inform the arbiters of a new law they must enforce. And they must do so without mercy.

Ghost Widow: Certainly my lord. What is this new law?

Recluse: He who smelt it dealt it.

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LOL

Downloading now

(Lord Recluse hears a knock at the door).....Mommy?

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Recluse (singing slowly):
While driving in my Cadillac, what to my surprise.
A little Nash Rambler was following me, about one third my size.
The guy must have wanted to pass me up, as he kept on tooting his horn.
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.

Beep beep.
Beep beep.
His horn went beep beep beep.

(sure, it's not original, but it's really obscure. ten bucks to whoever knows how the song ends and tell me where i can get an mp3 of it cause i can't find the blasted thing)

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I know what song your talking about. It came out in 1959 or so, Its called Little nash rambler, and at the end of the song it passes the other car heh. I have it in my vinal collection somewhere. Just google it you'll find it.

If I sat here and did all the monty python I know this thread would have 5,000 pages heh. its funny 1-2 maby 3 times but ummm dude most pll on here dont know what the hell it its!
I like it some others do maby but do something original plz.

Hey thanks Flying_Carcass

I dont know of a single secret contact yet, havent gotton any, dont know how to get them and I have a lvl 40 Brute:/

Frikin sucks

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(it's a long one folks)

Statesman: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Ghost Widow: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Statesman: No, this is my first time.
Ghost Widow: I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment. Mako is free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. No. Try Black Scorpion, room 12.
Statesman: Thank you.

He enters room 12.

Black Scorpion: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Statesman: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Scorpion: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED EVIL PAN OF DROPPINGS!
Statesman: What?
Scorpion: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
Statesman: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
Scorpion: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
Statesman: Oh! Oh I see!
Scorpion: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
Statesman: Oh...Sorry...
Scorpion: Not at all! (under his breath) stupid git.

Statesman goes into room 12A. Lord Recluse is sitting behind a desk.

Statesman: Is this the right room for an argument?
Reclusepause) I've told you once.
Statesman: No you haven't!
Recluse: Yes I have.
Statesman: When?
Recluse: Just now.
Statesman: No you didn't!
Recluse: Yes I did!
Statesman: You didn't!
Recluse: I did!
Statesman: You didn't!
Recluse: I'm telling you, I did!
Statesman: You didn't!
Recluse: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
Statesman: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
R: Just the five minutes. Thank you. Anyway, I did.
S: You most certainly did not!
R: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
S: Oh no you didn't!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: Oh no you didn't!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: Oh no you didn't!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: Oh no you didn't!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: Oh no you didn't!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: Oh no you didn't!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: No you DIDN'T!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: No you DIDN'T!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: No you DIDN'T!
R: Oh yes I did!
S: Oh look, this isn't an argument!

(pause)

R: Yes it is!
S: No it isn't!

(pause)

S: It's just contradiction!
R: No it isn't!
S: It IS!
R: It is NOT!
S: You just contradicted me!
R: No I didn't!
S: You DID!
R: No no no!
S: You did just then!
R: Nonsense!
S: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
(pause)
R: No it isn't!
S: Yes it is!
(pause)
S: I came here for a good argument!
R: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!
S: An argument isn't just contradiction.
R: Well! it CAN be!
S: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a proposition.
R: No it isn't!
S: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
R: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
S: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
R: Yes it is!
S: No it isn't!
R: Yes it is!
S: No it isn't!
R: Yes it is!
S: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
R: It is NOT!
S: It is!
R: Not at all!
S: It is!

Lord Recluse hits a bell on his desk and stops.

R: Thank you, that's it.
S: (stunned) What?
R: That's it. Good morning.
S: But I was just getting interested!
R: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
S: That was never five minutes!!
R: I'm afraid it was.
S: (leading on) No it wasn't.....
R: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
S: WHAT??
R: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
S: But that was never five minutes just now! Oh Come on! Oh this is... This is ridiculous!
R: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
S: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.
R: Thank you.
S: (clears throat) Well...
R: Well WHAT?
S: That was never five minutes just now.
R: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
S: Well I just paid!
R: No you didn't!
S: I DID!!!
R: YOU didn't!
S: I DID!!!
R: YOU didn't!
S: I DID!!!
R: YOU didn't!
S: I DID!!!
R: YOU didn't!
S: I-dbct-fd-tq! I don't want to argue about it!
R: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!
S: Ah hah! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha!
R: No you haven't!
S: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid.
R: Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
S: I've had enough of this!
R: No you haven't.
(door slam)

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Another Monty Python episode

Lord Recluce:Will someone please untwist my slinky?

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Do not invite a lvl 30+ player if you are under 25,people dont like to babysit(well some might but I dont)unless they are a SG/VG friend or just a friend and dont mind.

Do not invite a lvl 50 player if you just made a toon and are in atlas

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QFT. Just because my lvl 32 defender is standing near you in steel, doesn't mean your lvl 10 tank should keep sending me blind invites.

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Yeah and dont blind invite people, send a tell saying why and what the invite is for. You are more likely to get atleast a response.