Chaos Creator

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  1. Has anyone seen my handcuffs and whip?
  2. Has Emmi ever tried Jack in the Box?
  3. Chaos Creator

    Have you heard?

    hmm chocolate is in good cookies so yes, I accept your idea Ulli.
  4. Chaos Creator

    Have you heard?

    This thread has a severe lack of chocolate
  5. I like to spy on the women's locker room when Sister Psyche is changing.
  6. BackAlleyBrawler = 55
    Castle = 7
    Hero 1 = 15
    pohsyb = 62
    TheOcho = 49
    The Television = 25
    War Witch = 37

    Castle -
    pohsyb +
  7. Chaos Creator

    Statements Only

    nearly anything ala mode is good.
  8. Chaos Creator

    Have you heard?

    I thought the word was chocolate.
  9. Chaos Creator

    I16 Dos n Don'ts

    Nope, PC 1.0 does not include power pools.
  10. BackAlleyBrawler = 54
    Castle = 9
    Hero 1 = 15
    pohsyb = 61
    TheOcho = 49
    The Television = 25
    War Witch = 37

    Castle -
    pohsyb +
  11. Chaos Creator

    I16 Dos n Don'ts

    Brutes > Scrappers

    I'll be smashing the heck out of 8 man spawns on my SS/ Brutes.
  12. BackAlleyBrawler = 54
    Castle = 9
    Hero 1 = 15
    pohsyb = 60
    TheOcho = 50
    The Television = 25
    War Witch = 37


    pohsyb +
    Castle -
  13. BackAlleyBrawler = 53
    Castle = 10
    Hero 1 = 15
    Niviene = 0
    pohsyb = 60
    TheOcho = 50
    The Television = 25
    War Witch = 37

    pohsyb +
    Niviene -

    and the backwards byshop scores again
  14. Chaos Creator

    Statements Only

    I see no reason not to like badgers.
  15. Chaos Creator

    3 Word Story

    During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

    The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

    Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

    So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

    Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

    Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

    But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

    Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

    Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

    Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up naked sheep blowing on a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

    Suddenly a man
  16. BackAlleyBrawler = 53
    Castle = 10
    Hero 1 = 15
    Niviene = 2
    pohsyb = 58
    TheOcho = 50
    The Television = 25
    War Witch = 37

    pohsyb +
    Niviene -
  17. Chaos Creator

    Statements Only

    I made a toon named Badger Badger Badger
  18. Chaos Creator

    Statements Only

    I have no idea what color chartreuse is.
  19. Chaos Creator

    3 Word Story

    During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

    The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

    Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

    So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

    Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

    Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

    But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

    Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

    Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

    Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried
  20. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Chaos_String View Post
    Also in i16 PvP will be reduced to a simple game of rock, paper, scissors.

    No, really. Just a game of rock, paper, scissors.
    Mez, Range, Melee ?
  21. BackAlleyBrawler = 51
    Castle = 12
    Hero 1 = 15
    Niviene = 4
    pohsyb = 55
    TheOcho = 52
    The Television = 24
    War Witch = 37

    pohsyb+
    Niviene -
  22. Situation 1: its true and they broke NDA; report them as vengeance
    Situation 2: its false; gloat and mock them for being dumb