Chaos Creator

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  1. Keep It Nude, Kiss Yourself.

    SEXUAL
  2. The former is true I dunno the latter.
  3. Well we are justice.. what else am I supposed to tag them with?
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sardan View Post
    Do you have to turn off the lights and look in a mirror to do that right, or is that only for Hickman?
    I dunno, I've never tried to summon her.
  5. Chaos Creator

    Have you heard?

    So you're spreading legs? That's not dirty at all. nope.
  6. BackAlleyBrawler = 70
    Hero 1 = 2
    pohsyb = 64
    TheOcho = 53
    The Television = 22
    War Witch = 39

    pohsyb +
    Hero1 -
  7. In other words we need to summon Arcanaville.

    Arcanaville, Arcanaville, Arcanaville...
  8. Chaos Creator

    Life time access

    Basing CoX's business model off of CO is a bad idea.
    You realize that after a year every single one of their lifetime subs will be playing completely for free forever.

    That's a massive revenue loss.
  9. This sounds like a job for Arcanaville.
  10. Hmm I don't think I'm likely to find 6 fillers redside.
  11. I reran liberate entirely 8 spawn -1 no bosses;

    17 recipes: 14 common 3 uncommon
    52 salvage
    5 enhancements
    879,280 infamy
  12. that was fixed, imps now benefit as do lower tier MM pets.
  13. Do you want to lick my lollipop?
  14. BackAlleyBrawler = 69
    Hero 1 = 4
    pohsyb = 63
    TheOcho = 53
    The Television = 22
    War Witch = 39


    Hero 1 -
    pohsyb +
  15. Silly Terrans Rush, All Naga Get Eaten

    KUMQUAT
  16. Chaos Creator

    3 Word Story

    During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

    The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

    Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

    So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

    Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

    Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

    But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

    Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

    Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

    Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up naked sheep blowing on a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

    Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

    "I can't get any more funny during this chaotic event, please help!"
  17. Chaos Creator

    Statements Only

    That picture is creepy.
  18. Chaos Creator

    3 Word Story

    During one day at the height of summer, six glittering starships appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly everything went dark. It was the curse of the evil monkey that eats cotton candy!

    The people all fled in terror at the sight of the sticky-fingered monkey. It hurled large chunks of cotton candy at the innocent Omegatron Zeta Warbot, "Koo Koo Katchoo", who, caught unprepared, pulled up his iron underpants, and ran screaming into a brick wall.

    Then the monkey laughed and said, "where's my punchline?" A man named Alfredo von Wigglestein appeared and said, "I think, therefore... I don't care. Now, you need to go to talk to the guy about registering for the special buns and thigh class. After all penguins have anurisms and I wear polyester thongs to school. Where was my jar of Honey Bees? Who will not drag my fat butt? Now what was the price of eggplants and bees again? I forget things quite quickly since I'm old. Although old is relative."

    So then my sister Bruce bought a banana from a passing street vendor. He grabbed a dictionary and started to read aloud the definition for monkey curses. He then looked at the crumpled warbot, pointed and said, "Beware! Chaos is brewing beer!"

    Then the warbot stood and drank beer.

    Then my sister stripped naked and started to dance a sexy dance.

    But the police helped her undress. Afterwards they ran in circles chasing Folonius while yelling the words to that pop hit polka song by the Andrews Sisters. That made Folonius roll out barrels of Rikti Monkeys. This proved problematic for the newly created government of the Rikti, for it had finally caged all of the barrel monkeys.

    Lady Grey said, "I like to do weird stuff in the nude with the Rikti." So I took out my camera and filmed her from within her secret monitoring station. "I will never spy on her," said blpup pervertly as he passed out from poison. But just as he died, a passing noob stole his influence. Then burnt his body.

    Soon the monkey scattered the ashes and ran home crying to mommy he'd been Riktirolled. The momma monkey ate Chaos Creator's little can of sausage to get even. Suddenly, the sausage regurgitated itself out of the monkey and said this, "Let my people go you jerk!" But then the Freedom Phalanx came and revealed that Chaos was happy. This surpised noone.

    Then Chaos died a little inside. Later, he got on the interwebs,but got lag when he tried to look up naked sheep blowing on a kite. This saddened the chickens who wanted to eat sheep.

    Suddenly a man wearing a big target on his jockstrap with three arrows on it, all pointing to his third nipple, busted into song:

    "I can't get any more funny
  19. BackAlleyBrawler = 65
    Hero 1 = 8
    pohsyb = 64
    TheOcho = 52
    The Television = 22
    War Witch = 39



    pohsyb +
    Hero 1 -
  20. Yes and no

    In the past it was possible and was done.

    I believe Castle stated that was a bug and thus fixed it.
  21. I forgot to mention I got a costume recipe.. dunno if that's significant since we believe it is a separate pool.
  22. BackAlleyBrawler = 64
    Hero 1 = 10
    pohsyb = 65
    TheOcho = 51
    The Television = 21
    War Witch = 39

    Hero 1-
    pohsyb +
  23. Can't wait to see new JoJo in action.
  24. My very small testing indicates what I believe to be expected drop rates. ~ half of liberate 8 spawn no boss, -1, I got 7 commons and an uncommon recipe