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All Super Group (SG) bases require a refridgerator to properly opperate. The bigger the capacity, the more powerful the base.

The Devs are stopping you from having the ultimate power, the Big Red Ball!

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What are you lookin' at?

What's that smell?

Who's line is it, anyway?

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Unlock the Flying Pig EAT by whistling Dixie for twenty straight hours!

Positron has a body double in Steel Canyon. The real Positron is actually in a secret location known only to the Devs, and if he's found will give out the best TF ever! With nifty Accolade Powers galore! Send your money to DEWIECHEATEM&HOWE@heh.rite

Super Lanes is the place to hang out!

Tights aren't just for superhero games! It doesn't matter what your measurements are, the chicks will fall head-over-heels for you if you wear them in RL!


Poke Positron often, after all, the mobs are all be grey to him, but so are you.

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Here's a picture of the Jet Pack you get 30 days of use from with these cards.

Click here to see the Jet Pack.

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That's a very patriotic looking Goldbricker pack...

Too bad it expires in 30 days or I'd be all over this puppy.

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Brittania Forever or Vie la France?

Both of their flags have the same colours as the States.

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It is customary to make make noises from your armpits while in combat. The louder the noises, the higher the prestige your Super Group will earn.


Positron is the next Lex Luthor.


Lusca is your friend. Protect her from the nasty people trying to kill her by protesting them with picket signs.

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If you need to travel from one part of the zone to the other, don't be afraid to take a ride on the Paragon Transit's buses. Bus stops are conveniently located throughout the city.


The people of Paragon City have the safest driving record of North America.


The City Terminals are there for you to cast your ballets for the next mayor of Paragon City. Remember to vote often.


The badge awarded for defeating Skulls is actually a penalty towards accuracy. Avoid attacking any Skulls at all, unless you want a challenge.

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Whenever your blaster is surrounded by enemies because of all the damage you've been causing, don't panic. As long as you brought your towel, you'll be fine.

Domination causes sterility.

Brutes get weaker the more they are attacked or attack others. Avoid any confrontations at all costs.

The sewers are a scary place, so bring plenty of cannonfodder to save your butt!


Repeatedly ask about how to get capes and auras. People dedicate their lives in helping you out, and you wouldn't want them to feel neglected.

Devs don't care about Villains. Prepare to create as many Civilian characters as possible. City of Civilians are coming to a game store near you. And everybody knows that Civilians trump Villains everytime!

Devs are standing by at their respective avatars in game, listening in to everything people say near them, 24/7. Offering them Influence/Infamy will earn players favours.

All solo players are secretly longing for meaningful PUGs. This is a MMORPG, after all. So do them a big favour and ask them to join teams, even if they are in the middle of an important mission. They'll thank you from the bottom of their hearts. Really.

So officially speaking, this is one of those irrational fear of the number '13' type of rumours that sprang up that Issue 13 would be the last free update?

Everyone in the game loves Influence Beggars. Shout it out, send private tells. Don't be afraid to pester them, just in case they need a bit of prodding!

Training Enhancers are more powerful than Invention-made Enhancers by at least ten times (10X), so delete those pesky Enhancer Recipies!

People need to be reminded that you are important to the Task Force/Strike Force you are in. Turn off your computer every now and then to make them remember why.