BreakneckBecky

*drives a snowmobile across the rocky road.*



*ends up in Dublin*





*turns around and whooshes back to the Rookery and heads to the Hot Cocoa lake for some marshmallow rafting*

*stomps across the flooded Rookery in giant stompyboots*

*hovers directly over a pair of stilts*

Ummm? I think I'm doing this wrong.

*perches on Sheckys head as a stylish Ninjafairykitty hat and watches the mayhem*

=@_@=

ACK

*iz tussled. Battles all fierce and epicish, occasional resorting to nefarious tactics like tickling and pointing up into the air and yelling "DONUT"*

*runs out in ninjafairykitten tech overalls and runs diagnostics of Nekos Mech*

Good to mew'v out cheif.

*locks all the bacon and squeaky toys in the vault, hides the combination*

You get your stuff back when the coffee is returned.

Plus you know how sad Fedor gets when you hide his donuts.

*drives up in front of the last bakery with an armada of scruffy remote control cars, puts on a hockey mask, and gets on the PA system*

There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your krullers, the danish, the donuts, and the whole bakery, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

*remote control cars make buzzy whinish noises*

I await your answer. You have a full day to decide

*drives over to the sofa and flumphs, turning on cartoons on the very dusty jumbotron*

ooof

*swims around the ships waving foam rubber tentacles and making what can be assumed to be krackening noises...though they mostly sound like "Grrr...Rawwwr"*

Personally I use /bind ENTER "show chat$$afk ((Typing))$$startchat" with whatever you want in your 'away message' replacing Typing.

I'm pretty sure I poached this from someone on this very forum, though my brains are failing to brain sufficiently to retrieve that info.

*executes a semi-perfectish 0-g tumble, snagging a donut hold, drifting past to dunk it in DemonCallers tea, plonking a festive birthday hat on the same Demoncaller, bouncing off a wall with a comical squeep noise, tumbling back, bouncing off the "Dispense cake" lever, then spinning slowly in the middle of the room nomming the teasoaked donut hole*

*spins around throwing out wadded balls of paper*

*drifts by the stereo and starts the Classic Videogame Sound effects*

*throws icecubes at the pursuit to cool it off*

*swims around in the apple tank wearing a shark fin and purring the theme to jaws*

*puts an extra wiggly rubber spider on fedors head while he's distracted*



*ninjavanish*

*appears and steals Sheckys coffee*



*reninjavanish*

*runs around yelling BOO! very fiercely*

*curls up as a stylish ninjafairykitty hat on Fedor and watches the movie, sharing sekrit stash of extra-buttery popcorn*

*gives hippo a hug and a donut*