Blarg

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Salmon? Salmon? Sounds to me like you changed your Tuna.I think it works out instead of you Floundering about senselessly.For the Halibut, I will do some Sole searching from my Perch. I will excuse any of you who get too Crabby. So chin up Chum and Trout this coffee that was never brewed.I had someone following me earlier but I suppose I Lobster on this trip. She was an Urchin but she was my friend.::laughs the uncomfortable laugh of insanity::

[/ QUOTE ] Too... many... PUNS! *head explodes*

*is sitting in the room with the Satanic Hamsters* *the Hamsters are all laughing so much they can't seem to burn Blarg alive* And then- and then he said... SALMON! Get it?! SALMON! *Blarg and Hamsters burst out in another fit of laughter*

Iron Fist sighed. "He's still a stubborn old fool." True, he was stronger than me once. But now, I am much stronger. The story of my dance with death, my powers, my robotic skeleton, The Fountain of Youth. All my story was to tell him that now we could have a battle to the death and we would both die, just from exaustion.
"Psy." He muttered. Immediately, a muscular man appeared in front of him. "My liege? How may my services be avaliable?" I need you to gather some troops. I need to persuade Lord Dire to join us. He needs to understand that he will not be commanded. He will simply be with us to to help our cause. He can do whatever else he wants as long as it doesn't interfere with the plan. If he wants to help the imbusles out there and fight Nemesis then fine. We will help."
"We are helping the heroes?!" Psy gasped. He hadn't ment to say that. "Are you questioning my authority?" He asked. "N-no of coure n-not! I-I w-w-would never do that!"
"Good. call in Skull."

((OOC- Silver Skull is second in command at Fist of Iron. I might be overdoing it, but I'm waiting until they make double knives as a poweset for Stalkers to make him. Basically, he is a Stalker with 2 knives and ninjitsu. Overdoing it again, but he also has gravity control and Psychic Asault from the Dominator set. I know, it's teh gank mastah. ))

In a flash of light a slightly small person appeared. He had a dark purple skintight costume with silver armour. His face was covered by a silver skull, which is where he got his name from. "Good day my liege. Is there something I can help you with?" Silver Skull was a British man. He enjoyed tea and crumpets right after a fresh kill. He was the only person aside from Lord Dire that might be able to even slightly tickle Iron Fist's skin. This chilled Fist down to his metal bones; he was quite glad that Skull wished to obey and not command.
"I need you to sabatouge Lord Nemesis's troops. Go down to their base and destroy the command center. Find what he has planned down there and get out." Silver Skull might have been one of the best but he had a disturbing habit to have tea with his victims before he killed them.
"This is a hit and run operation. Do I make myself clear?" "Clear as a bell governor! Right on and all that." Iron Fist couldn't help but smile at that. The Brit was a bit mad. "Do you have your knives ready? Do they need to be teleported here?" Silver Skull got serious at those words. "Right here my liege. You should know after all these years that they are always with me." "Right, well I presume you know where the base is? "Not a clue. But I'll find it one way or another. Cheerio!" Without waiting for Iron Fist to tell him directions he faded from sight and was gone.
Not again! Iron Fist thought. He did this when we were raiding Longbow's base, and look where that got us! Fist calmed himself. I must calm down. He might be a tad crazy but he is the best at his job. I cannot let anger take hold of me like it does Lor Dire. "Psy, gather the troops into the main square. We're going to help the heroes, just this once." He stood up and left the office to orginize the assault.

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The fountain of youth eh. intriguing Lord Dire thought to himself.

yet it did not bear on his current situation at least not in any way he could yet forsee. He decided to play along to see where this was going.

Iron Fist was not one to diseminate even when he had known him in moscow. where Fist had been part of a soviet super soldier project that Lord Dire had personally overseen.

" Hrrrmmph." he snorted. "a childs fable. you waste my time Fist." The eyes of his armor glowed a brighter red.

"Wasting my time is a mistake few survive."

his voice held a dangerous edge to it. yet Fist held his ground. he was russian and that carried the trait of a stubborn sort of courage. Lord Dire himself had some russian ancestory.

It was admirable. It was an annoyance. annoyances upset him. When he was upset things and people tended to not survie the experience.

He stood there regally, his arms clasped behind his back. His grey cloak flowed down his shoulders. and listened for more information.

Meanwhile the battles in Steel Canyon intensified.

[/ QUOTE ] "I think not." Fist scoffed. "I too had thought it only a childs tale. But I now have proof. After our companionship in Russia, I went off to boast my newfound powers to the world. I was hired off as a mercinary, one of the best. Then, one day, an assassin came to kill me. I left my house that day, me without hands, while he was dead. I hadn't known it then but a latent mutant power was forming, which succesfully slowed the wound from spreading. I traveled for miles and miles, until I found a hospital. By then they thought I would be freezing; for a blizzard was brewing. They were wrong. The snow that had blanketed a city with 3 feet of snow hadn't touched me."
Iron Fist molded the air arond his fingers into plasma and made it fly around his hand. "As you can see from my small performence, I can control heat, ignite it around my body, or fling it in a dangerous thermonuclear ray. Anyway, they couldn't figure out my not being frozen to death but they treated my wounds and kept me there until they were sure I was fine. After that, they told me the obvious. 'I wouldn't be able to use hands again.' They were wrong about that also. In a fit of rage my new heat powers erupted, quite literally. The blast completely annihalated the hospital and everyone in it. Except me. I survived by a thread, on the brink of death."
"A passing automobile saw me where I had crawled and picked me up to get sent to another hospital. Incidentally, the doctor from Moscow that gave me tests treated me personally. Obviously, he knew the reason I survived, but he left that out for, 'security reasons.' I survived, but extremely scarred. I had the good doctor join me to help me on my quest. You now know him as Psy. We traveled around the world, looking for a cure. We found no permenant cure but we did find many willing to come with us. Our search led us to America."
"There, a large orginization known as 'Arachnos' built new hands for me, using something that they called 'proto metal.' I became indebted to them and destroyed many of their rivals until they thought I was free from their debt. In those years of serving Arachnos the soldiers jokingly called me 'Fist' because of my new hands. I adopted the name as my own, and after many more years, that was all I was known by."
"By that time, I knew almost all of Arachnos's secrets, and they couldn't live with that. Lord Recluse himself tried to kill me. He almost succeeded. My friends that I had gained took me to Dr. Vazilock, and pleaded with him to help me. He gave me a temporary body, which we eventually interchanged with a robotical one."
"After that, we asked him for advice on how to get my real body back. He told us of something that he too had searched for. The Fountain of Youth."
"I am sure that you can use your imagination now. The Fountain was similar to the Well of Furies and the Fountain of Zeus. I ordered my men to throw me in. They obeyed and my skin and muscles grew over my robotic skeleton."
"As you can see, I am restored to full power; most likely more. I took samples and made a new super-soldier serum. Obviously not as powerful but still potent."
"But my real reason of bringing you here was not to tell you a story, no, it was to ask you to join me. You would not have to obey me, and whatever group you are currently in will remain intact. I am doing this because of one reason only: If we continue to fight then we will chase eachother for the rest of our lives. And I believe our lives will be a very long time."
Iron Fist sat back to let the information sink into his would-be enemy.

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(This is my second attempt at a RP, the first one didnt get one reply. I'm hoping this will turn out better. I will play the role of Mesmorizer aka Odysseus.)

Mesmorizer had finally finished. The Rikti war was over and he had been the one with the trick to win. He had been away from his wife for too long. And his son was growing older also.


I...I just can't find a reason why someone...or something would come here and destroy this city. Why was this their prime target. Are you happy Statesman!!! You have brought me apart from my family for too long! You may get the credit for winning this war but I know who really did. That's right, me! I'm glad I can finally leave and go home and never see your ugly costume again!


With this Mesmorizer departed to his tent where he would be spending the night until morning. When he awoke, nothing was there. All that was by him was the tent he was sleeping in and millions of Rikti Drones. He had no travel powers. They had been erased from his memory. Now he had to get home, and that would take many long years.

[/ QUOTE ] (Uh...before ya start an RP make sure you tell what it is about. It would make more sense that way.

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Lord Dire landed at the warehouse where Iron Fists soldiers busied themselves about their various preparations.

4 sentries approached him assault rifles locked and loaded. "Halt in the name of Lord Iron Fist!" one shouted forcefully.

His only responce was a Low Evil laugh. Lord Dires response to such would usualy have been quite lethal but in this case he was pressed for time.

" Take me to him minion. Now" He stated evenly with no small malice in his deep baritone voice.

"Escort us Lord Iron Fist is waiting for him. " Psy quickly replied.

" Aye aye sir." said the first Solider. He then gestured and 6 more soldiers armed and armored took up escorting posiitons around him. Lord Dire strode fearlessly amongst them as if he were in the middle of an Honor Guard.

As they reached the Door Psy knocked once and then as if recieving mental confirmation opened the door for Lord Dires Entrance.

"Out of the way, you little runt before I lose my temper!" Lord Dire snarled imperiously to one of the soldiers who was only to happy to oblige.

Walking through the door as if he were a king entering his throne room. He eyed his rival sitting behind the desk he noticed Fist slip something into one of the drawers, a small envelope it looked like. He made a mental note of it and then got down to the matter at hand.

" Hello old friend." Lord Dire stated imperiously "It seems we have much to discuss/" his voice still carrying that hollow doom laden tone of a deep well. things would get very interesting indeed.


((close enough for govt poirposes ))

[/ QUOTE ] "Well hello there Lord Dire. It has been a long time hasn't it?" He was speaking like they had never fought once and were the best of friends. To his soldiers that sounded like a good sign. To people like Lord Dire, it was a threat. "And yes, we DO have much to discuss. Unbeknowest to you, we found a limitless source of power. The Fountain of Youth."

((OOC- Just to say, lets just say that Lord Dire and Iron Fist were in the army somewhere, K catsi? Like Russia or something. I don't know why but I would like to believe that Iron Fist has a small Russian accent.

Iron Fist sat in the warehouse where his henchmen were already setting up the equipment and banners with their emblem on it. He slowly sifted out his plan in his head. It cannot fail. It will not fail.
"Sir, Lord Dire has accompnied Psy and they are on their way." "Thank you, you may return to your post." The young soldier stumbled away, very confused. Did he just say thank you?!
In fact, that was exactly what he said. He was so wrapped up in his thoughts that he was not paying attention to what he was saying. I wonder. Has he changed? Or is he his same old arrogent self? A knock on the door and a deep metalic voice confirmed his suspicions. "Out of the way, you little runt before I lose my temper!" Oh yes, definately his old self. Iron Fist straightened his desk and put a small invelope into a hidden drawer. It's time...


((OOC- Sorry for using your character catsi I hope I got him right. ))

Fist watched the new Nemesis troops without emotion. "Omega squad, secure those troops! Delpha squad attack, but ignore the heroes! Alpha squad, come with me!" with a quik succession of orders he had his entire army ready to face the new threat. Iron Fist reached into the flap of his suit, pressing something gently. A few seconds later, accomponied with a small 'pop' anoyher of his troops appeared in front of him. This one was also wearing a cape and had gloves that crudely resembled Fist's own. "My liege? How may I be of service?" "I need your psy." said Fist simply, "I need to contact Lord Dire. Tell him this. 'You needs to see me in warehouse #7309 to have a little chat. No tricks. And if you remember, old friend, then you will know that I can never break an oath. I pledge this: If you come there is a high chance that you will be interested. There will be no heroes accompying you. But be warned. If there are any tricks on your part whatsoever, then my men and I will rip you to shreds. If you decline my offer you will leave unharmed. If you accept, then you could have power, riches, and virtually anything else you wanted. Remember, #7309. I'll be waiting...' And quote me on all that." Without another word he left with Alpha squad. Lord Dire? thought the officer, Iron Fist must be insane! I remember the last time that we met him... But the officer was no fool. He knew that disobeying Iron Fist's orders would mean death. So he started searching... Found him. he said to his lleader, via telepathy. I'm giving him your message. 'You need to see me in warehouse #7309...

((OOC-just to let you know Fist is, like Lord Dire, has had many incarnations so he is all of them here. He is a SS/Fire Aura Brute, a Soldier/traps MM, and a Thermonuclear/traps Corrupter.))

The army was restless. Their leader had stopped in mid speech and went outside. A few seconds after they heard a horrifying scream. Fist came in, "Nevermind about the rest of the speech. We start now!"
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*at Steel Canyon*
"Attack!" That was the first words that were heard from Iron Fist as he came into Steel Canyon. "Distract Nemesis. We will destroy the rest later. If any heroes attack you, destroy them. If not, then just keep Nemesis busy while you wait for me. I'm going to look for Lord Dire." With that Iron Fist covered himself with a plasma like aura, blasting the less wary automotons out of the way as he slowly set off to look for Lord Dire. It has been a long time. I will not have my prize taken from me, not even from you.

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Somewhere hovering above the Earth, the undetectable warship Tej'mar was a buzz of activity. Alien lights flashed, energy building, as several elien beings in golden togas and coral masks carried a broken hero towards the medical bay.

"The energy is still within him," stated the Triani leader, Tal'mah'rious. It had been Tal who had originally discovered Charles Edwards, World War II fighter pilot, and imbued him with starmetal, turning him into the intergalactic champion HellcatF6F. "We can, perhaps, save him. But the process may cause some...side effects. We must hurry, for the other heroes in Blyde Square are about to be outnumbered!"

Unbeknownst to the heroes below, Nemesis wasn't nearly done with his plans for Steel Canyon yet. The Triani had sensors all over the city, their energy orbs masked behind cloaking fields and energy dampeners, making them invisible to the naked eye. These sensors had already detected an immense surge of Nemesis' trademark steam energy building up beneath the city.

The beings carried Hellcat to the medical bay and Tal held out his dual-thumbed hand. The small cube lit up, a swarm of brightly lit insects descending on the hero. The blue and white uniform, tattered and broken, was stripped from him, destroying itself as it left contact with his skin. Slowly, the insects removed the fargments of shrapnel from his body, disintegrating them as they did so.

When all this was done, the alien doctors took Hellcat's body and laid it in one of the glassy chambers that lined the room. The green metallic circles around the container began to pulse outward with energy. The doctors shut the chamber and it slowly filled with a rainbow colored liquid. The hero's body rose with the liquid, floating amidst it.

[/ QUOTE ] "My reign has come!" Fist stood in front of a enormous army of armored soldiers giving a pep talk. The less experienced ones thought that Fist was their friend and was trying to help them. The more experienced ones knew better. "Our time in now! We will sweep through the city, taking on Nemesis, Arachnos, and Hero alike! Those that do not join me will die. Those that disobey me will die. But if you come with me, your lifes dreams will all come true!" He lifted his arms in the air and the crowd cheered. All but one that is. This one slipped quietly out the back and produced a walkie talkie. "Nemesis? This is Alpha Unit 175. We have a situation here. Iron Fist is going to-" " Destroy you." A sinister figure came behind the Nemesis soldier. "Oh no..." Fist kept the talk button down to let Nemesis hear his agent's dying scream.

"Well hello Lord Dire..." The one known as 'Fist' to his enemies and 'My Liege' to his servants was still observing the battle. "It has been a long time hasn't it? Even you will not stop me." Infared lenses were amazing. "They never had that sort of thing in my day." "Well I think it is time to make myself known..." Fist stood up and left his office to initiate Phase 1.

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*grabs blarghy tosses him into the room with the satanic hamsters.*

*Slams the door welds it shut. fills it with laughing gas*

[/ QUOTE ] Since I'm already insane the laughing gas is pretty much useless. Except for the "laughing" and "gas" parts that is.

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"Ah just wonderful weather.... it's raining Jaegers and Curiassers!" Mutai Kid said as he finished off a pair of Nemesis soldiers who got within striking distance of a couple of Cobra kicks.

The stalwart pair of heroes continued their assault on the troops of Nemesis still pouring in from the outlying areas of Steel Canyon. With the power blasts from Billyboy and the accurate strikes from Mutai Kid it seemed as though the tide was turning in the heroes favor for once.

Even Positron seemed more optimistic, though when the pair of heroes had a chance to fill him in on the base raid, he seemed disturbed by something. At least one positive side effect of the raid was the apparent reduction in strategic field control of the automatons. Without direct guidence from Nemesis there were no combined assaults on any one tactical location, but merely skirmishes with pockets of Nemesis.

This allowed the heroes opportunities to rejuvenate their strength and amp up their endurance to take the fight to the Nemesis. No one was taking bets yet on when the struggle would end, they'd all been in far too many battles to let down their guard just because of lulls in the fighting.

[/ QUOTE ] *somewhere north west of Paragon City* "My liege." a young man in armor bowed in front of a large satin swivel chair, "what do you wish of me?" he asked. "Commence... Phase 1." The large chair came around revealing a tall man with a patch over one eye. His hands were seemingly robotic. His attire was dark crimson suit with a silver emblem in the corner that greatly resembled a fist.

"Phase 1?" The bowing man gasped. "But we are not ready! There is still much to be done! We-" "Do I need to repeat myself Private?" The large man grabbed the now stuttering one. " Phase one Private." With a twist of his wrist he set his hand on the scared man's skull. He squeezed. The man let out a cry of pain. "Y-yes s-sir! Of-of course sir! Right away sir! I'll just let myself out then?" "Go",the large man groweled, "off with you. I need time to think." The stumbling and frightened man tripped as he scrambled out of the dungeon like office. "Idiot." the man mumbled to himself.

So, my old friend. You hope to invade the city before I and still suceed? Your attempt has already failed. I will destroy youu if it is the last thing I do. He glanced at a screen on his desk that is replaying all the events in the city. You will fail. he thought gazing at the screen filled with heroes that were battling large groups of Nemesis. You and Arachnos. The only one to survive will be The Iron Fist! He laughed a terrible and creepy laugh, filling every solidier in the base with dread.

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And does he keep the nuts in this handy candy container?

http://www.sportsmansguide.com/cb/cb.asp?a=54421

[/ QUOTE ] I'm gonna put hamsters in it!

Satanic Hamsters...

Lord Recluse- JENKINS!

Jenkins- Yes m'lord?

LR- It seems that all the other supervillains get little animals that get pet constantly. Right?

J- Errr... I guess so, but the only one I can think of is Dr. Evil.

LR- *oblivious to Jenkins* RIGHT! Well I need you to turn into a chiwawa!

J- Umm, I don't think you are pronouncing it correctly-

LR- I DON'T SEE A CHIWAWA!

J- *mutters* I don't get paid enough for this. *turns into a "chiwawa"*

LR- Now say the thing!

J- What thing?

LR- You know... the Mexican food thing...

J- Oh all right. I want my Taco Bell!

LR- *squeel of delight* Again! Again!

J- *sigh* I expect a raise after this. I want my Taco Bell!

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How Lord Recluse can "squeel with delight" is beyond me, but so is most of the other posts in this thread.

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* CHOPS!!! Blarghy in half with ridiculously huge anime sword.*

Silly walrus stabbies are for stalkers

[/ QUOTE ] $i11y l<i77y (l-l0pp3r$ 4r3 f0r l-l311i0l\l$ . . . n00b.

(10,000 Geek points if you read and understand that.)

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*pounces feral kat and huggles*

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Meeps!

*struggles wildly for a moment, then realizes its just huggles no stabbies*

[/ QUOTE ] No stabbies? The fiend! I will fix that!

*puts some stabbies into the huggle*

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Lava::sips imaginary coffee::

[/ QUOTE ] Great idea! We'll put imaginary coffee AND lava in the soup!

GENIUS! *takes the imaginary coffee and lava and puts it in*

Now where did I put those demon tongues? We gotta have demon's tongues for it to taste like Momma used to make!

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::busily washes himself in the ketchup and chum shower::Cleanliness is next to Godliness you know.Now where did I put that lava soap and steel wool?

[/ QUOTE ] He's marinating himself! Don't forget the onions. *throws some onions at NewagedKnight*

*to Baracuda* 1 7hil\ll< y0ur h4\/\/7

*to States* Hey soul brutha, lay down the war and give me some leather! *holds out hand like he was going to do a high five*

*on a broom in a tornado* EEEEEEEEeeeeee hee hee hee HEE!! *flying monkeys soar by*

*hand in hand with Black Scorpion, Mako, and Ghost Widow* Lions and tigers and bears; oh my!

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Random interjection: usually when people say a word is a verb, it's not. It's usually an adverb. The same goes for nouns and adjectives...

[/ QUOTE ] Oh yeah? Well...um...er...YOUR FAT! So THERE. Ha.

*pieces of Blarg slither to one spot and form back together*

Wow, thay was fun!

*notices the dress* Oops. How did I get into THIS!? And blue doesn't even match my eyes!

*snaps his fingers and the blue dress turns into a purpleish grey Matrix-like suit*

Much better. *notices some random n00b try to attack him with ice blast* 0H l\l0 y0u d0l\l7! *flips with in a Matrix-copyright-kinda-way* *uses fire assault powers to crush the random n00b into the dust*

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@.@

wow thats alot of mind powers. domination would really have hurt if i hadnt lost my mind some time ago.....now the fire on the other hand...NAAAAAH

*does dance* FIIIIIIIRRRREEEE

[/ QUOTE ] *forgets that he's mad* Let me join you!

*does a waltz with Catsi, hoping that he/she is female... cause i'm not.*




(hey, I might be insane, but i'm still straight.)

*accidentally stumbles into thread* Hey thats MY Walrus!

OK NOW I'm angry.

*turns on dominate and uses all of his mind control powers on Catsi* *uses all of his fire assault powers on Catsi* *makes Walrus glide gently over to me* *sends Catsi flying off to the monorail thread to cause more carnage* *hugs Walrus and walks off*

*stands disoriented for a moment*

(Hey now that wasn't nice. You and I both know that you probably wouldn't even flinch when that went off on you. Besides, you've probably had worse things happen to you.)

Anyway...*hands ignite* Did I mention that my secondary is Fire Assault? *smiles evily*

(Hey buddy... I can't remember your name sorry... but we are technically on the same team and I dont think Arachnos would be happy at you for killing a high level member of their operation. And furthermore... *blows fire at thew control pannel and causes it to melt* Hold to on something I think we're in for a ride!)

WEEEEEEeeeeeeee... *monorail goes out of control and doesn't stop at the places it's supposed to eventualy heading into the abandoned Rouge Isles railway...*