Blarg

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I'm so tough, I was born with teeth!

I'm so tough, I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast, every morning... Without milk!

I'm so tough, I can smash through a brick wall... Just by looking at it!

I'm so tough, that I fight a thousand legions of ninja on my way home... With both hands and one foot behind my back!

BEAT THAT YOU WUSSES!!!

[/ QUOTE ] I have to deal with Walrus. I'm his agent. Vote Walrus!

Lol. Radioactive beer. That's hilarious. Keep writing!

I'm still alive! And now I'm not! *kills self*

Good Lord. That scared me! Keep writing! That was scartyu as heck! My gosh, I need medications to calm me down...

Ares watched the battle contentedly. His last part of the plan was going along perfectly. The final part was not much, but it still worked. A small voice on the intercom that was built into the hologram projector said: "My liege. We have successfully planted bombs on an Arachnos ship. Our agents have done the same with Longbow." Fist smiled. His revenge was complete. He said to Jord, "You may come out whenever you wish, Jord. Stay in as long as you like."

((And so ends Iron Fist's part of this RP. When Jord is done kicking some hero butt, she will come back to the base, simply by taking off her visor. I'm done. Thanks for RPing everybody! It was a blast!))

Fist was using a very rarely used smile. His revenge was pretty much complete. The whole thing had been set up as an annoyance for Lord Recluse and Statesman. Why kill one ird when you could get them both with one stone? He moved his queen on the board. It was getting very close to the other King and Queen. Strangely enough, at the same moment he did that, Jord had charged Sullivan and NightBlade and was now raging around, destroying pretty much everythning in her path.

FIst was watching the fight via hologram. He was having a very good time. It was nice to be able to just kick back, relax, and kill a few things. Of course, that wasn't his way of saying it. He moved his knight to a place where nobody could get him. "Check." Hermes moved his King out of the way, but there was still more to come...

((The Incarnate AT is an epic AT that the Devs have in the making. My gosh man, post that in the Genral CoH and you'll probably get a much better answer than I could give you.))

((Okay, to clear things up; we're not gods or goddesses. Webecame the Incarnate AT. Which means you definately have more power, but not enough to bring the world down around your feet.))

((Yeah, where is Bagle? And Billyboy? I need him to come and control Jord.))

I STILL GOT MONKIES IN MEH!!!

((Aw come on! We're almost done. You can win this! I know you can! Iron Fist is just fulfilling his insane sense of humor and revenge here, not much. Of course, you could call this a Bump, but I prefer to call it... er... yeah OK, so it's a Bump.))

My gosh. That gave me the creeps. It actually sounds professional! Can't wait for the next part. I'll just have to confuse myself, slowly slipping into insanity until then. I don'y suffer from insanity, I enjoy it!

"Just watch." Iron Fist took the small wire attached to the metal suit and attached it to the projector. Immidiately, a holographic image of Jord in full armor appeared on screen. Off screen, Jord was looking through her goggles, mouth slightly agape. She grinned tremendously and the holographic solid hologram of her charged the nearest hero, who had previously been watching the Kracken. Hermes moved a pawn to signify the heroes resistance. Fist soon moved his other knight to kill the pawn. The pawn lost.

Fist smiled his scary smile yet again. Hermes touched his head and some advanced looking equipment floated down. "Put these on." he said, motioning to the metal gloves, visor, and boots. "It will create a solid apperation of you that can enter the battlefield when we hook it up to the screen. This solid hologram of you can feel, taste, hear, and smell. It can also mimic your powers. Try it on. If you don't, the only way to get there will be transporting you via helicopter. And by then, the battle could be over." This left Jord with no choice. Besides, the projector will allow her to feel everything.

Kyle raised an eyebrow yet again. "To the left, down the hall, second door on the right." He watched as she quickly scuttled over in the directions he specified. "Well, I better be getting something to eat." His kind demeanor that was with Xiu left as quickly as it came. His face became emotionless, his back slumped a bit. He literally faded into the crowd, almost as if he wasn't there. Just another student. Nobody special. He went to the line to get himself some food. "Lets see. Steak, burger, pork chops, lamb chops, and... hmm... haggis. Never tried it. Why do it tomorrow when it can be done today?" He got what he ordered and recieved his daily raw steak as an after-meal desert. He walked slowly over to a table close to the bathrooms, so that Xiu could see him fairly easily.

((OOC- Come on, please make a teacher. We still need about five more!))

Kyle raised an eyebrow. "Strange... that's pretty much how I am too. You know, raw steak every day. Gotta get those fluids." He chuckled nervously. He opened the door for her, and they weent inside. As they went indside, a blast of noise and smell hit them. There were students everywhere. Kyle frowned. "It looks like some people have decided to have an early dinner." And he was right. Every manner of food was being cooked. The strange combination of smells was soothing, calming; contrasting like black on white with the number of sounds and voices. "You wanna get something to eat? It's getting late, and you won't like to see me when I haven't drank my blood. It gets--as you said--unpleasent."

Kyle sighed hopefully. He hated being a Vampire. Heck, this is the very first time anyone in this school talked to him without being forced into doing so. Maybe this girl would be different from the rest... He inturrupted his own thoughts. Shouldn't get his hopes up. "Well, come on. As you can see, this is obviously the dorms. Over there is cafateria." he said, pointing to a large building with doors on all sides. He motioned to go towards it. As they walked, he said, "The cafateria is open for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. It's even opened in the middle of the night! But watch out for the cook, her bark is even worse than her food!" he felt a bit uncomfortable talking like this. It had been years since he had a real friend. He didn't want to screw it up now, just when things were going well. "You wanna go in, or do you want to go ahead and see the rest of the grounds first?" he asked inquiringly.

Kyle's eyes snapped open at the music. He gently got off the bed like he was almost like he was floating. He slowly turned his head to the box, listening to it intently. He took off his beanie and cocked his pointed ears, all the better to hear it. When it was over, his mouth was slightly agape and it seemed he was in a trance. All of a sudden, he snapped out of it. His red eyes refocused themselves, his mouth closed, and he breathed regularly. "Well, that was a nice nap. It felt like I slept for hours!" he was trying to be friendly. The only person in the entire school who actually liked him was the principal. He yawned and said, "Well, we better get going. Like I said, I gotta show you everything so you won't be lost tomorrow when school starts." he yawned once more and put the grey beanie back on his head. "Come on, it's starting to get dark." Not that Kyle actually cared. He preffered the dark. All Vampires did. Of course the whole 'sunlight burns Vampires' thing was a myth. As was garlic hurting them, and a stake to the heart would kill them. Except fopr the stake pert. In fact, a stake to the heart could kill anybody. Kyle walked to the door and held it open for Xiu.

Hey, I know this is bad, but everyone come to my RP! Please? It's Superhero 101, and super-teens are welcome to join! Yeah, I know this is threadjacking, but I really just don't care!

Fist smiled. "Oh no. Actually, I have spys everywhere. In fact. Almost every single hero that has fallen is one of ours. Some of Arachnos as well. In fact, they've totally disabled the hospitals. The people at the Zig are in for trouble. When one dies... they die for good." He laughed his loud, deep laugh as they wayched Sullivan push his button. Nothing happened. He pushed it again. Still nothing. They watched as he stood there cursing. "But this is only the begginning." Fist moved a pawn on the board. Hermes moved a pawn as well. But then Ares took a knight and killed the pawn. Suddenly, on the holographic projector, something came out of the water. It was the Kracken. The giant octopus could apparently go onto land. It swiped at a few heroes, not doing much, but still being an annoyance. With three of its arms, it took hold of a massive tanker and used it as a mace. "The Kracken doesn't look it, but it is as smart as a human." said Fist. "And would you like to enter the battle, Jord?"

((OOC- Hey, thanks for coming. I knew that there were some people that wanted a super-teen RP, so I decided to start one! Just to let ya guys know, it is winter, there is snow starting to fall, and for some strange reason, thunder as well. Hopefully, we can get this as popular as Paragon University. Hopefully. But anyway, just have fun! And remember, ya need to make a teacher. Just list the specifics for him/her/it and then everybody can use it.))

"Xiu-er-shwa-umm... right, I'll just call you Xiu if ya don't mind. My name's Kyle Vladeski. My friends call my Fangs." He lowered his head and his eyes. "Or they used to." he clenched his clawed hands. "Until the damn Rikti. We lived in Kings Row. We were all pals. But the Rikti had to come, didn't they? They wiped every single one of my friends out. Then my Mom-" He stopped short. He didn't even know why he'd started saying that. Why had he? "But yeah, call my Kyle, Fangs, that damnable Vampire, I don't care. Your bed is over there." he said pointing obviously to the bed. It seemed as if he was trying to change the subject. "All your books are in that little cabinet, the remote is on top of the TV, the bathroom has all the 'hair care' products in it, and in case of an emergency, there is an automatic under every bed." Xiu thought he was kidding, but the deadly serious expression he held was not one to kid about. "Anyway, I'll be stuck here all day. The rules say that when we get roomies, we gotta give 'em a tour of the school. Whenever you're done, just tell me. I'll be taking a nap till then." He closed his eyes and went deathly still. He was hardly even breathing.

((OOC- Ok, a few might have read on the Paragon University RP about me starting this. For those who don't know, this is following the same lines as Paragon University. (As in, no real story line, we just make it up as we go along.) With and added twist. Istead of most not knowing their classmates and teachers are superheroes, that's ALL that this school is. It is a school for young heroes and heroines, helping train the next "Statesman" or "Sister Psyche" of tomorrow.

This is a high school. The students should sct like teens, not adults, unless that is approved by me. If you want to make it so, PM me or just ask here.

The students live here. They get dorms and everything else needed for living. Every student has a room mate, so next poster get's to be mine. (Good luck. ) There is one bathroom that includes a shower, two beds, a TV, and a small fridge (like one of the hotel fridges, but a tad bit bigger) in every dorm room. There is also a trunk at the foot of each bed, a personal little cabinet and chest of drawers for each student (for storage purposes).

The student in question cannot bring weaponry into the school, unless it is what drives or controls their powers. During class, you must wear the school uniform. (unless you can't Ex: you are a robot/cyborg, your power comes from whatever you typically wear, or taking off your armor/whatever can make you leak radiation, become very weak, die, etc.) The uniform is a blue or black dress shirt and khackie pants for guys, and a blue or black dress shirt for girls with a uniform skirt. (Think an Anime uniform look.) Hats, berets, necklaces, and anything needed to channel powers are allowed. No sun glasses unless you need them, and any complaints with the outfit are to go to the president. (good luck with that as well)

When you join, you may make a student, (preferable) or a teacher. (If youmake a teacher, you may only make one. Once it is made, it is expected for any player who wishes to use them be able to. The whole goal of this is for the students, not the teachers.) Every teacher besides the few I will mention later on have super powers and are either currently super heroes, or retired super heroes. No exceptions unless you PM me the reason.

While making a young hero, note that amost anything is allowed. No villain types, but when you see my student, you'll know what I mean.

All that's left is to describe the teachers (not including your own) and the principal.

Principal Williams: This man is tall, very muscle-bound, and very old. Most of the teachers will call him 'sir' or those more chummy with him, 'Eagle.' (Short for Golden Eagle, his hero name from the days of yester year.) He speaks with a very slight British accent. (Temporarily lived in Britain and eventually just got used to the sound of it.) He typically wears a tan suit and tie. with a gold button that is shaped like an eagle on his chest. (Every student wears this as well.) What little hair he has is a whitish grey, and he sports a large mustache. His eyes are a strange gold color. He is very strict, but will go easy if he knows exactly why the student got into trouble, and he knows the student could not help but do it. (Ex: radiation leaks, accidental use of powers, transformation into a hidious beast, etc. This is a school for the super powered after all.) His powers are Flight, Enrg/Enrg Blaster, and MA/SR Scrapper. (Yes, I do know that is two ATs.)

Mr. Simmons: Mr Simmons does not have any powers. He never has, he probably never will. His features are bland, boring, slow. He almost always wears a blue vest and tan dress shirt with matching pants. Pretty much everybody (including other teachers) thinks he's boring. He teaches math. (After all, the students still have to do their studies.)

Ms. Maurice: Ms. Maurice is a librarian. Her powers are super speed. (And acording to the students, eyes aon the back of her head.) She can spot a trouble maker from a mile away, whether a mugger, an evil mage, or simply a mischevious student.

Mr. Wolfe: Mr. Wolfe is PE teacher. He's tough, he's mean, he enjoys yelling. He used to be a SS/EA Brute until he turned into a hero. He wears his costume pretty much all the time. Skintight armor that is attached to his skin all over his body, cargo pants, combat boots, tied sweatband, and a thin strip of a mask. His permanent armor is grey, his cargo pants are black, he has a brown leathure belt with equipment, and his mask is black as well. As customary with all of the students and teachers, he wears the golden button proudly. He is almost viscious while dealing with his students. He is a pretty important part of the RP cause he is the one that usually trains the students in the use of their powers.

Mrs. Wolfe: This is the loving wife of Mr. Wolfe. She teaches history, super history and non. Most of the students love her, for she is kind and helpful. Her powers are very strange for a history teacher, (even a super powered one) she is a 'Peacebringer.' Really, she does not have any Kheldian merged with her, but the Peacebringer was the closest thing to what she was. She has all the powers of the Kheld, but cannot transform. Most of her classes focus on super-powered history. Ex: the mages of ancient times, the people who called themselves 'gods,' The Rikti War, Brass Monday, etc.

Ms. Snar'kyzmo: SHe is an alien. No helpful powers, unless you include Super-Grumpiness and Super-Agravating. Will send students to detention at a slight whim. Has blue skin, green hair, and purple eyes. Not a person ya want to mess with.

The rest of the teachers are up to you.

Note: Please follow the rules above. You can make rather rude or annoying students if ya want, have them mess up school property, whatever. But remember, the princaple will punish you, probably send you to detention, or even expel you. (Which means you'll have to stay in your dorm and on school grounds, and you won't have use of your powers. Detention means you'll be placed in a white room with nothing there. There are hidden machinery inside the walls preventing your powers to work.) One last thing, although there are school uniforms, students are allowed to ware pretty much anything they want when not in school. Ex: after school, during weekends, holidays, etc.

Okay, so we've gone over all the rules and teachers already in. Remember, the teachers are allowed to be used by anybody. If you make a teacher, any player that joins the RP is allowed to use him/her/it.

Please don't hate me for this. I just wanted to make a 'Sky High' type thing... except actually good. This is the very first RP I've really ever made without help or persuasion, so I hope ya enjoy!)) Let the RPing begin!
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Kyle was walking on dusty path, going towards his dorm. There was supposed to be a new student here. He was hoping that it wouldn't be his room mate. ((Of course, we all know otherwise, don't we? )) The boy was 17. He had lived on the streets until the principal noticed his 'extraordinary' powers. So, Mr. Williams took him in, fed him, clothed him, showed him how to use his powers. But most importantly, gave Kyle meaning. He had just been a kid on the streets before. Now, he lived in Golden Eagle High, Paragon's one and only school for young supers. Kyle walked along, his hair black and going down his neck. He really didn't care wht it looked like. He was wearing a deep grey beanie and his eyes were white with red pupils, no iris seen. He sighed, if anybody was there they would have noticed long fangs in the front of his mouth; the rest of his teeth pointed and sharp. His clothes were the same as all of the students, a bland uniform with khaki pants. He opened his hand to wipe off a snowflake that had fallen on his suit. It appeared as if his fingers ended in claws. ((Think the monstrous option from CoV,))

The clouds that were currently covering Paragon City rumbled with thunder. That's strange. he thought. Snow storms never have thunder... But of course, pretty much everything in this city is strange. Just look at Kyle. He was a Vampire. Kyle snarled at the thought. Curse his father. Vampires weren't exactly loved in this city. For instance, today when Kyle's blood lust hadn't been quenched in a few days, ((he usually only needs it every few days)) he had gone onb a rampage, totally unable to stop himself. He had nearly killed a student, but hadn't bit her. Principle Williams had her transported to the nurse, and the student had been healed almost immidiately. They had Kyle strapped down to a chair, the chains hardly holding him. Once he had sucked the blood from half a dozen raw steaks, he regained his control and had collapsed to the floor. Mr. Williams let him off easy, because he knew how Kyle could not have controlled himself. But he got sent to his dorm to the rest of his days to calm down and meditate a bit. Even Mr. Wolfe had been a bit easy on him. But only a bit.

Kyle had finally gotten to his door, #6734. He opened his door and took a deep breath. He really had to ask the cafateria ladies to always give him a raw steak. He didn't want to be permanently expelled. Or worse. Go to the Zig. He shuddered. No. Never. He plopped down an his bed, face first, ready to take a nap. He closed his eyes when-- *knock* *knock* He groaned. He knew exactly who it would be. He had no friends, and the teachers said they wouldn't call on him unless absolutely necisary. It had to be the new kid. "Come in." he said in a low, almost musical, tired voice.

((OOC- So there we go. The next person who posts is my room mate. I don't know when the next time I'll post, I actually have scool myself to do. Just come on in and have fun! Oh, and make a teacher. We need about 5-8 more. But a different subject please.))

"You look stunning. Let us go." He motioned for Hermes to follow. They walked out of the room with the god's and goddess' dorms and went through a hidden door. The door closed behind them and the three entered a room that's only light was a dark red one. There was a holographic prjector in the very middle of the high-tech room. There were small flashing beacons all over it. Ares walked up to the see-through globe and touched one of the blinking dots. As soon as he did so, the Earth dissapeared and a new image apeared. It was as if there was live camera feed coming dirrectly from the island prison. The Zig was there, every detail in amazing accuracy, everything could be seen from right there. Strangely, Hermes got out a chess board and set it up on a small table in front of the floating picture. He waved his hand and three seats floated over to them. Fist motioned to sit, and they all did, Ares pushing in Jord's chair for her. ((He's a gentleman. )) "Let the game begin."

Fist moved a piece on the board. Immidiately, the scene in the holographic projector changed. A few of Longbow and Arachnos seemingly lost their minds and shot at their own troops. Even a few heroes attacked their fellows. "Spys." explained Fist to the slightly confused Jord. "But this is only the beginning." said Ares ominously.

*is being controlled by the Monkies* *runs toward the cliff* WEEEEeeeeeee... *falls off cliff*