BafflingBeerMan

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  1. Good Times...

    ...is the name of the show with Gary Coleman and Alan Alda as superheroes due to alien technology.
  2. Of course, I read that it in the Professor's voice.
  3. Everyone knows the real awesomeness is in comics, like with the Super Friends:

  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by starphoenix View Post
    Why does Buffy need a reboot? A sequel or prequel I can understand, but not a reboot since it was one of the better shows that aired during its time. It is like asking for a reboot of Lost. There are other stories that could be done like Mercy Thompson that feature vampires and werewolves. Anita Blake could also be done as long as they don't deal with the later books. Everything after Book 9 is to be avoided or heavily censored.
    You said Lost, so I magically appear!

    Like has been said, this is probably more like a reboot of the Movie Buffy than the TV Buffy.

    Y'know the movie that featured Paul Reubens and Luke Perry was very cheesy compared to the TV show. And had very little of the same mythology. The original movie and TV show are vastly different in tone and style.

    One way someone could look at this is this way: SMG doesn't want to return to Buffy, never wanted to be appear on the big screen as Buffy, so this is the closest we may get to a serious big-screen Buffy (if it hems closer to the tone of the show than the first movie).
  5. BafflingBeerMan

    The Cape

    As Damon Lindelof (co-creator of Lost) said on Twitter:

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    NBC's THE CAPE is a big eff you to Edna Mode.
  6. BafflingBeerMan

    Darkman (1990)

    Don't forget the awesome Bruce Campbell cameo in Darkman!
  7. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Marcian Tobay View Post
    Santana: "Where have you been!?"

    Brittany: "I don't know. It was weird and there were vampires. I kept thinking I'd meet wolves, too, but everyone just sort of sang about mustard."

    Santana: "Sweetie, we talked about eating jellybeans before bed."
    PERFECT!

    I mean it
  8. I don't see why she can't do both, though Glee in a more limited capacity. They wrote out Puck/Mark Salling for a few episodes to promote his album, they could write Brittany out of the first few (or last few of this season) episodes of next year to overlap with summer hiatus and give her enough time.
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    Oh, right, where the President hired Orson Bean to read it aloud.
    And in Britian, Rowan Atkinson read it aloud.
  10. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    I thought that was an improv from Orson Welles' radio version.
    It wasn't Orson Welles, it was Orson Scott Card, and it was a telegraph version adapted from the novel.
  11. I liked it better when I read it in H.G. Wells' "Journey to the Center of the Earth."
  12. Gotta love it when animals act like ******** and then British people narrate that action.

    My favorite part was the beatboxing squirrel.
  13. See you later, alligator.

    I mean, where else will we interact?
  14. I don't trust people in ties.
  15. Magic Kingdom, I'd imagine, is the Disney movie I heard that wil lbe about the theme park. So moving from Iron Man to that is like moving from one sister to another. It's under the same umbrella!
  16. BafflingBeerMan

    The Cape

    Summer Glau's character is named Orwell. I get the reference!

    So glad High School English is finally paying off for me!
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by MentalMaden View Post
    It wasn't the ending, but really the set up for the story. It's an excellent movie, but be warned if you don't like long movies that move at their own pace.
    You're quoting the guy who paid to see, in theaters, Terrance Malick's "The New World" that featured long sequences of Pocahontas and John Smith cavorting in the meadows.
  18. Just don't eat his Snickerdoodle.
  19. It is parody, apparently, of the ending of "The Assassination of Jesse James by that Coward Casey Affleck."

    I dig!
  20. Only problem I had with the film was that I watched it On Demand with a firend, so I could not put on subtitles and it took me some time to adjust to the accents.

    Other than that, it was spectacular!
  21. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Starflier View Post
    Elon Musk? Thank goodness he's rich.
    Elon Musk: Sixty percent of the time, it works every time!
  22. I, for one, welcome our new healing mice overlords.
  23. Actually, recently Playboy have been using non-nude celebrities to sell magazines. In fact, so much so, that they aped a picture of Jessica Alba, put her on the cover, and she sued, saying it implied she was getting nude, when in fact, it was just an article on her.
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Rylas View Post
    Robots fighting: Check.

    Flashy lights: Check.

    Testosterone overload: Check.

    Ok, I'll go see it. It doesn't always have to be "smart" to be fun.
    You forgot "Evageline Lilly: Check!"