Attercap

Mornin', all. Mornin', Fedor.

*takes the day off in honor of John Hughes*

*eats the salsa, with chips*

*infuses his fluff with brains* Ha! I now declare this day Brainfull Fluff Thursday--even if "Brainfull" is not a real word (but, instead, an understood portmanteau).

Cleave Edge would examine the kitten to see if it might be magical and turn into a battle kitten (/cat). If so, she would raise it for herself to add to her devastation tally. Otherwise she would toss (literally) the kitten aside in search of more battle.

Blood Araneae would pet the kitten and check it for a collar. If it had none, she would turn it into the Rogue Islands Pet Shelter for proper... care. If it had a collar, she would return the kitten to its owners--after informing Rogue Island Police about animal abusers in their jurisdiction.

Cadet Zed would lick the kitten clean, cough up a hairball then scream incoherently at the kitten while spray-painting it blue and silver.

You certainly are random!

...I like catgirls.

I like my like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

You get to be COVERED IN BEES!

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b2524- code for beach blanket bingo. summer beach party!!

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Sorry, our beach party has five b's. Why, you might even say it's COVERED IN B'S!

Additionally, his paper detailing his experiences and assertions thereof are also linked to within the article.

It's just as much the "unspoken rules" that make a society as much as it is the written laws. The linked-to document by the author makes it much clearer that his jackassery was intentional as a sociological experiment. Of course, when I'm a jerk, that's my excuse, too.

If you can take the potential for griefing, Bloody Bay or a low-level PvP area might be... interesting.

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Pitchweaver: New to Paragon City? Looking for a place to hang your tights? The Punchy Paragon Paladins, a top 562 SG with full teleporters, a med bay and free shrimp Tuesdays and Thursdays are recruiting. RP is not required, but no one will team with you if you don't.

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Free shrimp Tuesdays and Thursdays? Sign me up!

Aw, Shecky went big-badda-bloom on the flower puns.

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B2524

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Tom Servo: I think it's a strapless evening gown.
Crow T. Robot: You think EVERYTHING is a strapless evening gown!
Tom Servo: I just think they're neat, is all!

*collects unemployment* Finally, now I can just play The Sims all day!

I barely edit my own pages, much less have the time or inclination to edit others--though sometimes, when browsing, the grammar can make me cringe. (Thankfully, this has been a rarity.)

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Indeed, that's like asking it not to rain in a Feb-May time period. "As long as it rains in July and August"

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It never rains in Paragon City...

I spent 1000 merits and all I got was this stupid badge!

My one magic character has had less magic-based missions than any other character!

I wish the origins did matter a bit more, in-game. I'd even sacrifice SO's and use only DO's if my armor-wearing mutant could have a mutant/tech origin.

Running a couple minutes late. Be there around 8:05-8:10!

If you stick with the 8pm-8:30pm EST start time then I'm in!
Cleave Edge, level 37 (maybe 38) Axe/Inv Brute

Arc ID: 120548
Arc Title: The Franchise
Faction: RIP, Vahzilok
Creator Global/Forum Name: @Attercap
Morality: Villainous
Suggested Player Levels: 1-20
Length: Long (2 longer missions sandwiching a quick middle one)
Description: Arbiter Pepper needs your help investigating some foul-smelling crates that have made their way to the Rogue Isles. This arc isn't for the faint of heart or weak of stomach!

Designer's Notes: This is based around a Cape Radio "advertisement", but hopefully the joke(s) don't require knowledge or tuning in. Suggestions on improvement are welcome and appreciated!