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Quote:Hm, according to wikipedia it's slang for White Phosphorus. I guess you learn something new everyday.Originally Posted by Cobalt_Azurean
I don't know any Wooly Petes.
In other words, I have no idea what the **** you just said. -
But wait... Nemesis Automatons don't need to pee! Why would you guys think...? OH, right. Um, nothing to see here, Move along.
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Quote:Worms is an awesome game too.Originally Posted by Techbot Alpha
Tanks: Inferior
Worms: Superior!
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Does this help?
Power: 87.56
Degree: 17.88
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Quote:You mean like this?Originally Posted by fibblins
this is literally the best update for devices/traps
4 simple steps to badassery:
1. Plant a time bomb in a group of mobs.
2. Walk away dramatically.
3. ????
4. Profit!
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Dark Respite/Samuraiko is gonna be soooo happy.
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Knowing me...
Quote:i21 looks promising but I'm a little skeptical. Posi stated Here that the new HEAT will only unlock after achieving level 60 and only playing in Paragon, no preatoria or rogue isles. -
Thor's Dog
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Sorry I couldn't make it, Cherry. Hope you all had a blast!
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Wow, incredible!
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At least he stopped calling me Shaddy! (After my first character.)
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Happy Halloween!
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Twas the Eve of All Hallows
Twas the eve of all hallows and throughout the house
All the creatures were spooky, including the mouse.
The cobwebs were strung by the doorway with care
In hopes that some children would soon have a scare.
The vampires were nestled all snug in their crypts,
While trickles of blood ran right down their lips
And mummies all wrapped up, and the ghosts all in white,
Had just settled in for the fun of the night,
When out in the graves there arose such a clatter,
I left the dungeon at speed to see what was the matter.
Away to the darkness I flew like a bat,
Tore open the shutters and cleared off the rats.
The moon, bright and pale, showed werewolves below
Giving powers of midnight to monsters unknown,
When what to my yellowing eyes should appear,
But a towering demon with minions unclear
With one broken horn, so jagged and red,
I knew in a moment he must be Lord Dread.
More rancid than poison, his minions they came,
And he howled, and he roared, and called them by name;
"Now, Slasher! now, Cancer! now, Violence and Frigid!
On Horror! on Hatred! on Slander and Wicked!
To the depths of the ocean! to the top of the wall!
Now crash away! slash away! smash away all!"
And with the silence unnatural before storms arrive,
They scattered to make sure that none would survive
So round past the mansion the demons they flew,
With eyes full of hatred, and hellfire too.
And then, in the shadows, I heard from the floor
The first dark intruder and then many more.
As I drew in my claws, and was turning about,
Out of the darkness itself the Dread Lord stepped out.
He was shrouded in shadow, from his head to his foot,
And his eyes were still burning with ashes and soot;
A dozen black imps crawled up on his back,
And he looked like a panther poised to attack.
His eyes Oh such sorrow! His fangs, how they shined!
His breath was like sulfer, his skin moved like slime!
His droll little mouth was drawn up in a sneer,
And the wings on his back filled us with fear;
The stump of a horn displayed right on his head,
In the lighting of midnight it shown bright and red
He had a thin face and a scarred little snout,
That wrinkled and steamed when he blew a breath out.
He was lanky and twisted, like darkness itself,
And I screamed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know a new meaning of dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to the graves,
And tore open the coffins; bode the dead to awake,
And laying his finger aside of his horn,
He vanished once more into the shadows he borne;
He appeared right outside, gathered nightmares together,
And away they all flew away like an evenings foul weather.
But I heard him scream out to the creatures of night,
"Hallows Evening to all, and to all a good fright."
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Smart Thing
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Ahhhh, zombie thread!
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Quote:Over in one.Originally Posted by Peterbilt
If it's as bad as it looks, the producer of the movie, or maybe the director and writer.
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Why, hello thar.
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If I had know that I would have included my Rikti Roll.
Well, there's always next year. -
I'd be interested to know as well.
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Wow, now that I'm reading this the costume part is waaaay too complicated for me. Dress up but don't dress up over being dressed up as your original dress up? *boggles*
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Quote:This. Soooo This. Anyone remember Goldeneye?Originally Posted by MrCaptainMan
Big Head mode, of course!
I wish DVDs came with Big Head mode for the mopvies they feature. Big Head mode adds comedy gold to everything. I'd love to watch, say, Schindler's list in Big Head mode, for example. I bet it'd be a laff riot.
Eco.
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Queen Squirrel
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Had lots of a fun! Thanks to everyone for helping out a pvp noob like me. :-D
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Quote:Yeah...
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: ya im redoin my stuffies
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: ack mt
[BMT of Champion]Ashcraft: Stuffies?
[BMT of Champion]AngieB: Cherry, you are a wierd individual... don't ever change LOL.
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: yes, thats lisaspeak for enhancements
[BMT of Champion]Ashcraft: ahhh
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: er cherryspeak
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: you get the drift
[BMT of Champion]Leilanai: you didnt have to explain it we knew
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: well, ash asked
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: well kinda
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: anyways
[BMT of Champion]Ashcraft: I didn't. I was imagining Cherry re-stuffing some sort of teddy bear.
[BMT of Champion]Ready Aim Fire: eewww, pretty soon there will be stuffie fetish websites.
[BMT of Champion]Mama D: ew
[BMT of Champion]Ashcraft: O.o
[BMT of Champion]Ba'alat: ...soon?
[BMT of Champion]Ashcraft: Enhancement on Enhancement action?
[BMT of Champion]Ba'alat: you mean like...in 1996?
[BMT of Champion]Ba'alat: i mean, why do you think it was called "gopher"? >.>
[BMT of Champion]Ready Aim Fire: Proc me baby.
[BMT of Champion]Sylvar Panda: proc me amadeus?
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: proc me all night long?
[BMT of Champion]Cutlass: [Dark Cutlass L43] shut the proc up
[BMT of Champion]Ready Aim Fire: Proc me like a hurricane.
[BMT of Champion]Sylvar Panda: this could go on for a bit
[BMT of Champion]Ashcraft: Proc me like an animal!
[BMT of Champion]Cutlass: I wanna proc!